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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Crimson Clown episode of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" They went way too hard with this one
Screen shot from the episode with a sinister looking clown in dim light
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's right
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apparently offensive holding is not a penalty that can be called on passing attempts today. LVN getting absolutely mugged out here
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Post void cats and spooky friends
A black cat and large plush skeleton seated on a big plaid armchair. The skeleton plush is seated upright, with the cat sprawled out and its head on the skeletons lap. The skeleton has one hand on an arm of the chair, the other is on the cat's back. The cat has yellow eyes and is looking into the camera. The cat has splayed claws visible on one paw.
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today it's this one, tomorrow it's any random 5 minute clip of Righting Wrongs
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Cynthia Rothrock and Michelle Yeoh - Yes, Madam (1985) 4k
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Friendship ended with Madasir. Now SHART GIRL is my best friend
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
lfg, cont.
Two photos of Sigourney Weaver wearing a skirt, tweed jacket and red turtleneck reclining on a sofa with a pumpkin
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CharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 06/01/2026
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's M Emmett Walsh's character from The Jerk who picks people out of the phone book to nurse
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have never wanted to see a series of paintings more badly than right now
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Packers have not even played five quarters of football this season and I don't think I want to watch anymore
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That Harry Nilsson song when Statham rides a cop motorcycle in a hospital gown in Crank and I'm kind of annoyed nobody else has said it yet youtu.be/sI7HLtMfq34?...
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Watching Matt LaFleur take 3 points off the board to try a QB sneak and not get it
Eric Bogosian staring directly ahead in the film Uncut Gems
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Went and saw Coyote vs Acme last night. Very fun movie. I laughed a lot. There's one particular very brief shot towards the end that me dying. Zaslav is a fool
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Frank took us on a real roller coaster here
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm tired, boss
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Njal Nova @njalnova.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Artist Christian Rohlfs Sailboats in the Harbor (Segelboote im Hafen) c. 1905–1910 · Woodcut on laid paper · sheet 24.2 × 18.5 cm · Expressionism Masts as bars, water as a cut. Not abstract as often labeled, but harbor weather #Art #artist #Arthistory #expressionism #print
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Rocky Balboa: It Stinks!
ALT: Rocky Balboa: It Stinks!
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
genuinely charming stuff
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Jason Herbert @herberthistory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I saw a meme today that said that books are proof that strangers can meet across centuries and still understand each other. That really resonated.
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KB @bkeithb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Monopoly - 2026
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seriously did they recycle the same sets? What is the purpose of this?
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Somehow the visual of Herzog driving around in a car is deeply upsetting
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If she's on the verge of dumping you over your Playstation E-girlfriend, you got a LOT of work to do, son
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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A post that reads "Keanu reeves shared that his mother designed Dolly Parton's Playboy outfit and after Dolly was done with it, he wore it for Halloween"
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 25/08/2026
Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I woke up today thinking about Dolly; her charm, her grace, her generosity, and her decisiveness. If something isn't right, she'd try to fix it. So I donated to the people of Gary, Indiana, who have gone 2 weeks without electricity, because they need our help right now. So let's help them.
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Greater Gary Fund | Legacy Foundation
Purpose This fund was established to provide charitable support within the City of Gary, including supporting efforts to improve quality of life for the Cit ...
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Dr. Samantha Montano @samlmontano.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly did what other disaster nonprofits are too chicken shit to do — she gave the families affected by a wildfire a universal basic income. www.bpr.org/news/2018-12...
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How Dolly Parton Gave $12.5 Million And Unprecedented Research To Sevier County
It’s been two years since wildfires burned Western North Carolina and devastated the town of Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Country music superstar Dolly Parton…
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God bless you, Dolly Parton, you sweet sweet gem of a gleaming diamond of a person. You were the best of us.
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In the Good Old Days (When Times Were Bad)
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOOOOO DOLLY
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I remember when the Dall-E beta first dropped and it was fun to dick around with. You could get 9/11 gender reveal, beanie baby bin laden, egon schiele sesame Street characters, etc. Generative algorithms should have been for shit posting only
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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LemurScreamer @lemurdreamer87.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Exactly. You cannot shame fascists by pointing out how brutally evil they are, because they see violence and other forms of 'dominance' as strength. You need to hammer on their insecurities to get them on the defensive.
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MatsSonDean @matssondean.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you can't do your job drunk, you can't do your job.
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A CEO being delusional or a straight up liar isn't really news
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Images fail on Sunday because that's the Lord's day
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This dude is a toilet
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Gurney Halleck and his 9-foot Balliset @wileymacgyver.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Breaking news: self proclaimed "political scientist" thinks that public safety measures are heavy-handed socialism
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