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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™

@wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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98 degrees from the University of Fahrenheit. Truck Fump. Anti-anti-anti-fa. Neurospicy. Identifies as cultural alien. I'd rather be here and now. Part of the vast conspiracy of the literati. ░░H░A░H░A░░M░A░D░E░░Y░O░U░░L░O░O░K░░

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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Paging the evening blowhard Jesse Watters of Faux Noise.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The original map called it Lake Epstein.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Presidential material.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#steam
spoof Make America Steam Again
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Make America Steam Again.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is a corporate stooge.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Please advise how you would edit.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Musk is as we know, trans phobic and weird about pronouns and uptight about cis. Is meant to spoof Musk's hypocrisy, and not meant as a jab at anyone else. www.diffen.com/difference/C...
diffen.com
Cis Fat vs Trans Fat
Unsaturated fats can be either cis fats or trans fats. While cis fats are beneficial and can promote good cholesterol, trans fats are considered harmful to cardiovascular health, especially those tran...
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Gaaaaah!
this is a spoof, ok?
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
"..and this is no time to think..."
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Did she blink twice for help?
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Future tense.
Oh you jaja
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
well deserved doxxing
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
typo: frontotemporal dementia
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
That's Trump's usual stance from frontaltemporal dementia. www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...
mirror.co.uk
'Demented' Trump 'incapable of doing job' as psychologist spots 4 dementia signs
A psychologist has made it his mission to diagnose former President Donald Trump with dementia, sending around a petition to medical and mental health professionals as he calls Trump 'demented' and co...
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
In other words: Do you fargin' job already.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Remember, Trump's airhead spokesblonde said Jesus did without electricity, so you can too. For my friends still in America, I hope you heeded the advice and got your passport updated before the election, just in case.
disaster
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Trump has a thing for golden things.
piss
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Remind of an old ad jingle for a clothing store: "Fall into the Gap."
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
There are rumored to be photos and videos.
golden showers
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Pro tip: Live your life so that you are not so hated that you need 24/7 security detail including 3 burly dudes accompanying you to take a piss in your own company restroom.
Pro tip: Live your life so that you are not so hated that you need 24/7 security detail including 3 burly dudes accompanying you to take a piss in your own company restroom.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
A small percentage of the population fooled by and even smaller percentage of the population.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Or: "While we went to the Moon, your Mom faked her climaxes."
moon
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Yes, both actually. Like racist, oh you mean rapist when referring to the orange menace.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Sage advice.
pizza
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
"MAY" ?? Hahahaha.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Never ever...
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Was the fall of the Roman Empire as rapid?
Was the fall of the Roman Empire as rapid?
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Demand a DNA test.
Melania?
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Already did. Gapped down bigly in after hours trading.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
boom
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
What also flies?
cockpit
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Translation: Visionary Statesman = Boot Licker
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Textbook grandiose narcissistic abuse.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Yes, but are they documented aliens?
DMT elves!
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