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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™

@wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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98 degrees from the University of Fahrenheit. Truck Fump. Anti-anti-anti-fa. Neurospicy. Identifies as cultural alien. I'd rather be here and now. Part of the vast conspiracy of the literati. ░░H░A░H░A░░M░A░D░E░░Y░O░U░░L░O░O░K░░

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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Paging the evening blowhard Jesse Watters of Faux Noise.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The original map called it Lake Epstein.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Presidential material.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#steam
spoof Make America Steam Again
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Make America Steam Again.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Gaaaaah!
this is a spoof, ok?
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Future tense.
Oh you jaja
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
well deserved doxxing
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Remember, Trump's airhead spokesblonde said Jesus did without electricity, so you can too. For my friends still in America, I hope you heeded the advice and got your passport updated before the election, just in case.
disaster
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Trump has a thing for golden things.
piss
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
There are rumored to be photos and videos.
golden showers
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Pro tip: Live your life so that you are not so hated that you need 24/7 security detail including 3 burly dudes accompanying you to take a piss in your own company restroom.
Pro tip: Live your life so that you are not so hated that you need 24/7 security detail including 3 burly dudes accompanying you to take a piss in your own company restroom.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Or: "While we went to the Moon, your Mom faked her climaxes."
moon
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Sage advice.
pizza
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Never ever...
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Was the fall of the Roman Empire as rapid?
Was the fall of the Roman Empire as rapid?
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Demand a DNA test.
Melania?
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
boom
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
What also flies?
cockpit
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Textbook grandiose narcissistic abuse.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Yes, but are they documented aliens?
DMT elves!
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
kkkanye
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
In Soviet Russia, FSD drives you.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them." --- Frank Herbert
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Tech bros bringing on techno-feudalism.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Russia's wet dream.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Happy Sunday! Faith based ideology and all.
When the US was working on an early generation stealth aircraft, they had a mockup outside to test it's radar signature, moved inside then to hide details when they knew Soviet spy satellites were overhead, which also picked up IR, with the cooler shadow leaving behind a perfect image.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
There are important differences in ideology, however: Both the RNC and the DNC are privately held corporations, both have complete control over the business and activities of their organizations with no legal obligation to a fair process nor to respect the choices of the voters in the primaries.
There are important differences in ideology, however:

Both the RNC and the DNC are privately held corporations, both have complete control over the business and activities of their organizations with no legal obligation to a fair process nor to respect the choices of the voters in the primaries.

In 2016, rather than listening to their pollsters who turned out to be correct, the DNC erroneously believed that Trump was un-electable and tipped the scales against Bernie in the primary, who’s populist appeal would have carried key swing states that Clinton lost in the general election.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Starship on the way to Mars.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Oh you said Romans, never mind.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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