ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Paging the evening blowhard Jesse Watters of Faux Noise. 000
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Remember, Trump's airhead spokesblonde said Jesus did without electricity, so you can too. For my friends still in America, I hope you heeded the advice and got your passport updated before the election, just in case. 040
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Was the fall of the Roman Empire as rapid? 240
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Happy Sunday! Faith based ideology and all. 020
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025There are important differences in ideology, however: Both the RNC and the DNC are privately held corporations, both have complete control over the business and activities of their organizations with no legal obligation to a fair process nor to respect the choices of the voters in the primaries. 010
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025This is just to gold-plate the toilets, sinks, and fixtures in the White House and Mars-a-Lardo. www.theguardian.com/business/202...theguardian.comJPMorgan’s $4bn delivery of gold bullion adds to fears Trump’s tariffs will reshape global tradeUS bank, world’s biggest bullion dealer, says it will deliver raw material against contracts that will expire in February 020
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Plot twist: Musk is actually the Deep State. Trump is the cheap state. Qanon will re-appear as a tax exempt religious organization. 020
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Fascism did not die in Hitler's bunker; it morphed and re-incarnated. Every authoritarian empire "needs" a vulnerable minority to scapegoat and blame while whipping up hatred in the name of nationalism. 061
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025The first world is the new third world. 020
Reposted by ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025When I wrote this 11 days ago, I genuinely did not think they would move this quickly or aggressively, but what we are witnessing is very much state capture donmoynihan.substack.com/p/doge-dange...donmoynihan.substack.comDOGE: Dangerous Oligarchs Grab EverythingWhat Marc Andreessen revealed about the tech-industrial complex 21790253
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025As a card carrying member of the cis-male gender, I get to say this: Most Men are 1d10ts. My apologies to hetero Women who believe they have to put up with them. www.vice.com/en/article/m...vice.comMost Men Would Marry Their AI Girlfriends If It Were LegalCan’t get laid? Don’t even worry about it, you can just get an AI girlfriend—most men plan on doing so, anyway! 210
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025It's not just blue balls, it's blue brains. bbp.epfl.ch/bbp/research...bbp.epfl.chBlue Brain ProjectThe Blue Brain Project was a Swiss National Research Infrastructure project, that ran from 2005 to the end of 2024. Led by Founder and Director Professor Henry Markram, Blue Brain established simulati... 000
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025"I'm so beautiful that Women are lining up for a free pony in exchange for a host womb with a crew." --- Musk 020
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 31/01/2025ȶαƙιɳɠ ǟռօȶɦɛʀ Ⴆɾҽαƙ ϝɾσɱ ԃσσɱʂƈɾσʅʅιɳɠ 020
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Vance's mentor Curtis Yarvin was serious about biodiesel from human remains; The Yes Men pranked an oil conference about that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghrp...youtube.comYes Men's Guide to High Level PrankingYouTube video by Strombo 2207
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Who needs subliminal messaging when it's blatantly in our faces, but hidden in plain sight? 131
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Language 101: Useful phrase for tourists visiting the Pyramids at Giza. قد تكون أقدام أمهاتك مشعرة إلى الأبد May your Mother's legs remain hairy forever. 010
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Trump also accepted bribes from Egypt; in 2016 $10 million cash, and had his Justice department drop the charges. newrepublic.com/post/184514/...newrepublic.comHow Bill Barr Killed Secret Probe on Whether Egypt Paid Trump MillionsA bombshell report reveals how Bill Barr protected Donald Trump from a damning investigation. 030
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Pro tip: Take the Greyhound Bus for your next business trip. 100
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Did the Trump federal spending freeze, per chance, have any deleterious effects on the FAA and ATC? www.newsweek.com/trump-federa...newsweek.comEconomists warning over Trump's federal grant freeze: 'Catastrophic shock'Economists and policy experts analyze the impact of Trump's federal grant freeze. 143
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Arabic proverb for any MAGA voter suddenly having regrets: Sleep with a camel wake up with fleas. نام مع الجمل و صحى مع القمل 000
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 29/01/202550million dollars of condoms? Where did all that foreign aid go? 020
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Is 34 felonies sufficient? Trump is a man of convictions. 020
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 29/01/2025It's Miller Time in Trump's dystopian nightmare. Proof of re-incarnation. Or maybe epigenetics. Or maybe inter-generational trauma. 120
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 29/01/2025My crystal balls foresee a big f*cking meteor crater appearing where the Musk HQ used to be. gizmodo.com/nasa-flags-n...gizmodo.comNew Asteroid Tops NASA's Impact Risk Chart, 1.2% Chance of 2032 CollisionThe asteroid, designated 2024 YR4, jumped to the top of NASA's risk chart, with a slim but measurable chance of striking Earth in just seven years. 110
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/01/2025If you are publicly offended by this but privately aroused, you might be a republican voter. There is a cure for that, but Trump shut down all the health agencies. gizmodo.com/oklahoma-sen... 120
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Symbolic indentured servitude, with the bonus of being tax exempt. 021
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Not like Zuck got his start as a creepy non-consensual voyeur with "hot or not" facemash at college or anything. Do you need any other reasons to migrate away from all things meta? techcrunch.com/2025/01/27/m...techcrunch.comMeta AI can now use your Facebook and Instagram data to personalize its responses | TechCrunchMeta says it is rolling out improvements to Meta AI, including the ability to tap profile data from Meta's various apps. 020
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Here's the thing about a zero sum game with transaction costs in highly leveraged fractional reserve system: Black Swans happen. Spectacularly. In this case, an equivalent to a run on the banks. Shows how "wealth" based on market cap is an illusion. www.theguardian.com/business/202...theguardian.com‘Sputnik moment’: $1tn wiped off US stocks after Chinese firm unveils AI chatbotTrump calls emergence of DeepSeek a ‘wake-up call’ amid doubts about sustainability of western artificial intelligence boom 021
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 27/01/2025In the 00s, a project called Thin Blue Line wanted to paint a line in major coastal cities at 21 foot elevation, to show the effects of global warming, a conservative estimate of sea level rise anticipated. The Chambers of Commerce ALL turned it down, too depressing or upsetting to the economy. 010
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Found an old archived photo of Melania Trump. 061
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Another candidate for America's new national anthem. Probably not going to be performed at any White House event, however. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8l...youtube.comRammstein - Amerika (Official Video)YouTube video by Rammstein Official 010
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Silly isn't it? Entities in bodies often want to be free of the body in one way or another, and discarnate entities often want into a body. Maybe we could work out some sort of a time sharing vacation or something. 010
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Eric Trump tows the line. Easier than pushing a line. Don Jr snorts a line because nose candy from Colombia. 031
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Before Musk revealed himself to be a Nazi, there was another reason to not buy Tesla: a fatal design flaw. No lidar or sonar to avoid collisions because Musk decrees only camera visual processing. This results in an accident rate twice that of comparable vehicles. FSD is a joke. 082
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Trump is exhibiting Frontotemporal Dementia. Not likely that he is doing a Michael Jackson dance move. 182
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Homewrecker tip: Be sure and separate colors in the laundry so that your klan hood is not dyed pink by your MAGA hat. 041
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Happy Sunday! 𝕲𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖚𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖉𝖆𝖞 𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖞 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖚𝖘 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖋. --- Aldous Huxley 150
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Hey cheer up. If you survive the Musk/Trump/Vance era, and manage to be in a place that neither burns nor floods, nor is in a war zone, microplastics may get you. Thank the fine lobbyists of the petrochemical industry. www.nature.com/articles/d41...nature.comLandmark study links microplastics to serious health problemsPeople who had tiny plastic particles lodged in a key blood vessel were more likely to experience heart attack, stroke or death during a three-year study. 062
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 25/01/2025The USS Titanic is going down. At least we have good music for the sound track. Gentlemen and Gentleladies, it's been a privilege and a pleasure meme-ing with you. 010
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I am concerned that in the age of "AI" talent will wither as the species relies on toys more than ability, both creative and mundane. techcrunch.com/2025/01/19/a... theconversation.com/knowing-less... ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-... www.schneier.com/blog/archive...techcrunch.comAI isn’t very good at history, new paper finds | TechCrunchTop LLMs performed poorly on a high-level history test, a new paper has found. 031
ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Did you hear about the archaeologist and the geologist? They were carbon dating. 120