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98 degrees from the University of Fahrenheit. Truck Fump. Anti-anti-anti-fa. Neurospicy. Identifies as cultural alien. I'd rather be here and now. Part of the vast conspiracy of the literati. ░░H░A░H░A░░M░A░D░E░░Y░O░U░░L░O░O░K░░

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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Paging the evening blowhard Jesse Watters of Faux Noise.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#steam
spoof Make America Steam Again
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Remember, Trump's airhead spokesblonde said Jesus did without electricity, so you can too. For my friends still in America, I hope you heeded the advice and got your passport updated before the election, just in case.
disaster
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Was the fall of the Roman Empire as rapid?
Was the fall of the Roman Empire as rapid?
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Happy Sunday! Faith based ideology and all.
When the US was working on an early generation stealth aircraft, they had a mockup outside to test it's radar signature, moved inside then to hide details when they knew Soviet spy satellites were overhead, which also picked up IR, with the cooler shadow leaving behind a perfect image.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
There are important differences in ideology, however: Both the RNC and the DNC are privately held corporations, both have complete control over the business and activities of their organizations with no legal obligation to a fair process nor to respect the choices of the voters in the primaries.
There are important differences in ideology, however:

Both the RNC and the DNC are privately held corporations, both have complete control over the business and activities of their organizations with no legal obligation to a fair process nor to respect the choices of the voters in the primaries.

In 2016, rather than listening to their pollsters who turned out to be correct, the DNC erroneously believed that Trump was un-electable and tipped the scales against Bernie in the primary, who’s populist appeal would have carried key swing states that Clinton lost in the general election.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
This is just to gold-plate the toilets, sinks, and fixtures in the White House and Mars-a-Lardo. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
theguardian.com
JPMorgan’s $4bn delivery of gold bullion adds to fears Trump’s tariffs will reshape global trade
US bank, world’s biggest bullion dealer, says it will deliver raw material against contracts that will expire in February
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Plot twist: Musk is actually the Deep State. Trump is the cheap state. Qanon will re-appear as a tax exempt religious organization.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Fascism did not die in Hitler's bunker; it morphed and re-incarnated. Every authoritarian empire "needs" a vulnerable minority to scapegoat and blame while whipping up hatred in the name of nationalism.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The first world is the new third world.
be safe but raise hell
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
When I wrote this 11 days ago, I genuinely did not think they would move this quickly or aggressively, but what we are witnessing is very much state capture donmoynihan.substack.com/p/doge-dange...
donmoynihan.substack.com
DOGE: Dangerous Oligarchs Grab Everything
What Marc Andreessen revealed about the tech-industrial complex
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
ȶαƙιɳɠ ǟ Ⴆɾҽαƙ ϝɾσɱ ԃσσɱʂƈɾσʅʅιɳɠ
the reason you exist is so that your shadow will have something to do
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
As a card carrying member of the cis-male gender, I get to say this: Most Men are 1d10ts. My apologies to hetero Women who believe they have to put up with them. www.vice.com/en/article/m...
vice.com
Most Men Would Marry Their AI Girlfriends If It Were Legal
Can’t get laid? Don’t even worry about it, you can just get an AI girlfriend—most men plan on doing so, anyway!
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It's not just blue balls, it's blue brains. bbp.epfl.ch/bbp/research...
bbp.epfl.ch
Blue Brain Project
The Blue Brain Project was a Swiss National Research Infrastructure project, that ran from 2005 to the end of 2024. Led by Founder and Director Professor Henry Markram, Blue Brain established simulati...
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
"I'm so beautiful that Women are lining up for a free pony in exchange for a host womb with a crew." --- Musk
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
ȶαƙιɳɠ ǟռօȶɦɛʀ Ⴆɾҽαƙ ϝɾσɱ ԃσσɱʂƈɾσʅʅιɳɠ
quantum gravity and non linear mathematics
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Vance's mentor Curtis Yarvin was serious about biodiesel from human remains; The Yes Men pranked an oil conference about that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghrp...
youtube.com
Yes Men's Guide to High Level Pranking
YouTube video by Strombo
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
ʍօʊռȶ ȶʀʊʍքʍօʀɛ
I'm better looking than Kamala
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Who needs subliminal messaging when it's blatantly in our faces, but hidden in plain sight?
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Tαƙιɳɠ α Ⴆɾҽαƙ ϝɾσɱ ԃσσɱʂƈɾσʅʅιɳɠ
Tαƙιɳɠ α Ⴆɾҽαƙ ϝɾσɱ ԃσσɱʂƈɾσʅʅιɳɠ
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Language 101: Useful phrase for tourists visiting the Pyramids at Giza. قد تكون أقدام أمهاتك مشعرة إلى الأبد May your Mother's legs remain hairy forever.
May your Mother's legs remain hairy forever.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Trump also accepted bribes from Egypt; in 2016 $10 million cash, and had his Justice department drop the charges. newrepublic.com/post/184514/...
newrepublic.com
How Bill Barr Killed Secret Probe on Whether Egypt Paid Trump Millions
A bombshell report reveals how Bill Barr protected Donald Trump from a damning investigation.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Pro tip: Take the Greyhound Bus for your next business trip.
Pro tip: Take the Greyhound Bus for your next business trip.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Did the Trump federal spending freeze, per chance, have any deleterious effects on the FAA and ATC? www.newsweek.com/trump-federa...
newsweek.com
Economists warning over Trump's federal grant freeze: 'Catastrophic shock'
Economists and policy experts analyze the impact of Trump's federal grant freeze.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Arabic proverb for any MAGA voter suddenly having regrets: Sleep with a camel wake up with fleas. نام مع الجمل و صحى مع القمل
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
50million dollars of condoms? Where did all that foreign aid go?
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
To be renamed Mount Rapemore.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Is 34 felonies sufficient? Trump is a man of convictions.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It's Miller Time in Trump's dystopian nightmare. Proof of re-incarnation. Or maybe epigenetics. Or maybe inter-generational trauma.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My crystal balls foresee a big f*cking meteor crater appearing where the Musk HQ used to be. gizmodo.com/nasa-flags-n...
gizmodo.com
New Asteroid Tops NASA's Impact Risk Chart, 1.2% Chance of 2032 Collision
The asteroid, designated 2024 YR4, jumped to the top of NASA's risk chart, with a slim but measurable chance of striking Earth in just seven years.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If you are publicly offended by this but privately aroused, you might be a republican voter. There is a cure for that, but Trump shut down all the health agencies. gizmodo.com/oklahoma-sen...
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Symbolic indentured servitude, with the bonus of being tax exempt.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Not like Zuck got his start as a creepy non-consensual voyeur with "hot or not" facemash at college or anything. Do you need any other reasons to migrate away from all things meta? techcrunch.com/2025/01/27/m...
techcrunch.com
Meta AI can now use your Facebook and Instagram data to personalize its responses | TechCrunch
Meta says it is rolling out improvements to Meta AI, including the ability to tap profile data from Meta's various apps.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Here's the thing about a zero sum game with transaction costs in highly leveraged fractional reserve system: Black Swans happen. Spectacularly. In this case, an equivalent to a run on the banks. Shows how "wealth" based on market cap is an illusion. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
theguardian.com
‘Sputnik moment’: $1tn wiped off US stocks after Chinese firm unveils AI chatbot
Trump calls emergence of DeepSeek a ‘wake-up call’ amid doubts about sustainability of western artificial intelligence boom
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
In the 00s, a project called Thin Blue Line wanted to paint a line in major coastal cities at 21 foot elevation, to show the effects of global warming, a conservative estimate of sea level rise anticipated. The Chambers of Commerce ALL turned it down, too depressing or upsetting to the economy.
Coming to a planet near you. 4 degrees C rise.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Found an old archived photo of Melania Trump.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Another candidate for America's new national anthem. Probably not going to be performed at any White House event, however. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8l...
youtube.com
Rammstein - Amerika (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rammstein Official
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Silly isn't it? Entities in bodies often want to be free of the body in one way or another, and discarnate entities often want into a body. Maybe we could work out some sort of a time sharing vacation or something.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
That time when Jesus took the wheel.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Eric Trump tows the line. Easier than pushing a line. Don Jr snorts a line because nose candy from Colombia.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Tαƙιɳɠ α Ⴆɾҽαƙ ϝɾσɱ ԃσσɱʂƈɾσʅʅιɳɠ.
Hidden somewhere.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Before Musk revealed himself to be a Nazi, there was another reason to not buy Tesla: a fatal design flaw. No lidar or sonar to avoid collisions because Musk decrees only camera visual processing. This results in an accident rate twice that of comparable vehicles. FSD is a joke.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Trump is exhibiting Frontotemporal Dementia. Not likely that he is doing a Michael Jackson dance move.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Homewrecker tip: Be sure and separate colors in the laundry so that your klan hood is not dyed pink by your MAGA hat.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Happy Sunday! 𝕲𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖚𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖉𝖆𝖞 𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖉𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖞 𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖉𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖚𝖘 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝕲𝖔𝖉 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖋. --- Aldous Huxley
Religion is weirder than you think. Christian Zionists, including House Speaker Mike “Moses” Johnson support nuclear armed Israel with more weapons because they WANT to incite an apocalyptic war in the middle east, Armageddon, so that their fantasy Messiah, the Prince of Peace, can come again.

We are in the space age and not the stone age. If only religions would fade away before they cause more harm, except that human brains are not developed enough and are too traumatized, in part due to inter generational religious indoctrination, to evolve beyond bronze age superstitions. We have maladjusted toddlers with nukes running the show for now.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Hey cheer up. If you survive the Musk/Trump/Vance era, and manage to be in a place that neither burns nor floods, nor is in a war zone, microplastics may get you. Thank the fine lobbyists of the petrochemical industry. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
nature.com
Landmark study links microplastics to serious health problems
People who had tiny plastic particles lodged in a key blood vessel were more likely to experience heart attack, stroke or death during a three-year study.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The USS Titanic is going down. At least we have good music for the sound track. Gentlemen and Gentleladies, it's been a privilege and a pleasure meme-ing with you.
The USS Titanic is going down.

At least we have good music for the sound track.

Gentlemen and Gentleladies, it's been a privilege and a pleasure meme-ing with you.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I am concerned that in the age of "AI" talent will wither as the species relies on toys more than ability, both creative and mundane. techcrunch.com/2025/01/19/a... theconversation.com/knowing-less... ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-... www.schneier.com/blog/archive...
techcrunch.com
AI isn’t very good at history, new paper finds | TechCrunch
Top LLMs performed poorly on a high-level history test, a new paper has found.
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ꀸꂦꉓꀎꂵꍟꈤ꓄ꍟꀸ ꍏ꒒ꀤꍟꈤ™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Did you hear about the archaeologist and the geologist? They were carbon dating.
brontosauruses fucking
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