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General Degenerate 🫡

@wildishgrambino.bsky.social
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Dusty foot philosopher. Half joking/Half serious.

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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Don't worry, there's a madness to the method.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I've heard the song "It never rains in southern california" 3 separate times today. What is the universe trying to tell me??
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
One thing about me is I have a really small mouth for having such a big mouth.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
*cough* [socialism] *cough*
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Dear #protesters- really appreciate you. Also, you do not need to pivot every time a new crisis begins. #Palestine #Venezuela #Iran #Cuba ...even #ICE : it's all the same thing!! It's called #USImperialism (Don't fracture yourselves - keep it unified!)
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ugh... Impending #nuclear holocaust and i have to go fuggin grocery shopping. 🙄
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Ok, TBF this may also be due to my #ADHD heh
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Dunk on my #prius all you like, i fill my gas so infrequently that i forget which side the tank is on.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
One thing about me is i do not remember.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
One good thing abt your friends with #ADHD is they often are physically incapable of holding grudges.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Half finished? Oh no no, these projects aren't even half begun, but thank you for the vote of confidence! #ADHD
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
#ADHD = Always only carrying things with one hand (no matter how difficult) because you might notice something else you need to pick up on the way to putting the other thing down. (You will.)
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If life was a fantasy novel there would be three page ballads written about the pure poetry of this event.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Please do not use the word "thrusting" in a non-sexual context. Thx.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Fun #ADHD fact: If you actually sleep two consecutive nights you can get so hyperactive that you lose your off button 😵‍💫
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
They should finally auction off all those #BobRoss paintings to save the nationsl parks. Just saying.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yeah, Watergate but someone was merked. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u... (also F the NYT for cockblocking me for trying to bypass the paywall.)
nytimes.com
Prosecutors Began Investigating Renee Good’s Killing. Washington Told Them to Stop.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Are you serious? I don't even have autocorrect on. Clearly not ducks. (But also cute baby ducks!)
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The David Attenboro formula: Perfect natural evolution > but humanity DUCKS IT UP > but it's ok cuz here's a cute baby animal > BUT IT'S GOING TO DIIIE > Oh no it's not > SURVIVAL.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your Opportunity to Get The Last Word in a Debate...
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
i do feel like we are drastically low on young celebs who are consistently, loudly like No Seriously, Fuck All This Shit. best we’ve got rn is billie eilish I think. hope tonight proves me wrong
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Where are the rappers at? They need to be leading these chants out here. Liven it up a bit.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
19th century writers be like, "Needs more words."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This year, dare to dress with the confidence of a 12 year old boy who KNOWS what he's into.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I got 99 problems and they're all bitches.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
No no, you misheard me. I have a WEEKEND immune system. It just takes a lot of time off.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Oh my god. Just heard a commercial that changed to the words from "oh-oh it's magic" to "oh-oh-ozembic." Somebody actually got paid for that... What circle of hell are we in now?
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Sprinkles make me smile. At some point someone really went "Ooh, what if confetti AND food!?"
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It should be illegal to force a person to leave the the house when it's cool & cloudy or raining in the morning. Period.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
We as a society have forgotten the meaning of the phrase "Breaking News"
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Oh shit is it dog day? Here's my puppies. 😋
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Some day my spotted prince will come 💕🐋
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Omg... My mom just pulled a "you can google that yourself " on me. What stage of millenial aging am i at rn?
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Why do i only have these two modes of leaving the house: Frantically crafting a clever excuse why I'm late while brushing my teeth and putting my shoes on at the same time OR sitting by the door with my raincoat on 20 mins before i need to leave??
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
plot twist: be mad *and* disappointed
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
What does it say about me that i would totally read some of these?
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Fave new airport pastime: listening to yt ppl try to pronounce non-yt ppls names over the intercom.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
If life throws a wrench in your plans and slows you down, don't despair. It might be holding you back from getting hit by a train.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Funny, considering how recently everyone was obsessed with sexy alf and his hog, but ok www.timeshighereducation.com/news/xs-domi...
timeshighereducation.com
X’s dominance ‘over’ as Bluesky becomes new hub for research
Data indicates more scholars turning to alternative social media site to post about their work after Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Sad day for nerds. #FreePalestine #BDS 🇵🇸
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
here’s an old person tip: get fully ready for bed at 8:30 and then you can just plop in any ol’ time
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
HOT TAKE: Ghosts are not real. If the were, America would be haunted as f- oh wait... oh god.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
*AHEM* @thotstream.bsky.social timesofindia.indiatimes.com/science/scie...
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
Scientists ‘freeze’ light, and it’s as cool as it sounds - The Times of India
Times of India brings the Latest & Top Breaking News on Politics and Current Affairs in India & around the World, Cricket, Sports, Business, Bollywood News and Entertainment, Science, Technology, Heal...
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Please don't call it erectile dysfunction, i prefer the term "sleepy peepee"
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
New poster for protests: DEAR COPS: Really. Why are you protecting rich assholes?
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
What did I talk about in therapy? Stuff about stuff i tend to stuff.
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General Degenerate 🫡 @wildishgrambino.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The best part of cooking is spanking the little bottoms of the little spice jars.
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