Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Loved the Resident Evil film - and my sibling is getting me a popcorn bag for Christmas! 010
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In a quiet period and very bored at work so thinking about what tattoos I want and which written form of Elvish I should use 010
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Went to a life-affirming zine fair with my tubby midriff out and it was awesome. Be creative and weird and gay and fun for fucks sake before you die 030
Reposted by JessPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026waking up as an elder millennial every single day in 2026 12905344
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'd love to delete my socials but I really need somewhere to yap, at least for my husband's sake 020
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I want to go to LA because I know there's cool shit there if you look hard enough. And Disneyland. 010
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Insta influencers keep popping up and telling me to quit my job and unfortunately it's very tempting 040
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'm enjoying my new style of maxi dresses with a patterned mock corset on top. Ren faire lite 010
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm a bit miffed that people are posting about cozy autumn when I know that at least 7 months of hellish heat are coming for me 010
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026To stop me calling in on Mondays, my boss has suggested I switch to a nine-day fortnight and honestly this might be the thing that saves me 010
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I wish I knew my neighbours who had a dog so I could take it for walks 000
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026One of my more shameful secrets is that my first love is standup comedy. My dream is to go to the whole Edinburgh Fringe one day 010
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This week has sucked so bad. Be good, be weird, love everyone and fuck anyone who disagrees 010
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Looking at myself in the mirror, I can see a lot of baby hairs (good) but most of them are grey. I'm entering my witch era 010
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Really enjoying reading again, it's lovely. Should I get a kindle 000
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My colleague is on holiday for the next two weeks so I am doing two jobs. The petty child in me wants to raise two fingers to the sky and run off to lie down in a meadow eating blueberries but unfortunately the adult in me needs money 110
Reposted by JessRobin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026In the wake of The Great ADHD Myth? I am not going to be shy and I am going to plug my book - I wanted to write a book that was sensitive, empathetic and useful - I wore my heart on my sleeve - I am not ashamed uk.bookshop.org/p/books/norm... 18318108
Reposted by JessJUST LEAVE A COMMENT FEST @justleaveacomment.bsky.social · 18/08/2026DAILY THEMES FOR COMMENTFEST 2026 RUNNING AUG 24-30 1130109
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Mortal Kombat (1996) is a great film and I adore it. My favourite Resident Evil game is the OG, and I'm not a big fan of REmake. 120
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Jealous of everyone's wonderful eclipse photos in Southern Hemisphere - we're going to have a very rare totality in 2028, come on down! 010
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Besties, if you have a substack or anything cool going on online please drop a link here and I'll subscribe. 000
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The past couple of days have sucked emotionally, I have no idea how to go to work on top of this 000
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My sibling is catsitting right now and it made me want a little baby kitten so bad 010
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 09/07/2026My wedding dress is sitting at the bottom of my wardrobe and I have no idea what to do with the damned thing. Any ideas? 110
Reposted by Jesshammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO 333696638
Reposted by Jessbaba yagata 🧙♀️ @horriblesupper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026hey babes, it would mean the world to me if you could all sign this, and ESPECIALLY if you’ve ever enjoyed the beauty of the ayrshire coast c.org/6RJTKVXDPqc.orgSign the PetitionProtect Hunterston’s Coast, Countryside and Heritage: Reject the Hyperscale Data centre 233
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I applied for my dream job at the last minute please clap 240
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sometimes you really need that big fucking chocolate milkshake 040
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I have a few family hand-me-downs from the 70s, including a telephone table by my front door and a GE hand mixer that is still going strong. 020
Reposted by JessTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios 141180935572
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Just successfully passed another biannual house inspection, and I'd like to thank stick vaccums, microfibre cloths, and the Scrub Daddy range of products 020
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Did some pruning and plant maintenance in the garden and hoo boy I am tired 110
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The very real desire to move to the woods and become a witch 020
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I hate bacon. I happily eat other pork products, I just can't stand bacon 000
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I'd love to start living a bit more seasonally but it's hard when your seasons are backwards and it seems like no one else lives in the Southern Hemisphere! 000
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 10/06/2026It's my wedding anniversary today. Getting married was the best thing I ever did but my wedding was the worst thing I ever did 020
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Every day I dream of deleting everything and reverting back to a gaseous state 010
Reposted by JessThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Please never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder. 261132161
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I love cosy games, but why are so many of them customer service simulators? I do that all day for a job, I don't want to log in to my second job after work, y'know? 000
Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Apropos of nothing - I recently tried Lao Gan Ma for the first time and omg now I Get It 110