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@wildflowercake.bsky.social
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Cold girl, writer, bisexual nightmare wildflowereira @ twt archiveofourown.org/users/Brenhines…

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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Loved the Resident Evil film - and my sibling is getting me a popcorn bag for Christmas!
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In a quiet period and very bored at work so thinking about what tattoos I want and which written form of Elvish I should use
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to a life-affirming zine fair with my tubby midriff out and it was awesome. Be creative and weird and gay and fun for fucks sake before you die
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
waking up as an elder millennial every single day in 2026
A screenshot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force of Master Shake leaning over Meatball and saying, "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'd love to delete my socials but I really need somewhere to yap, at least for my husband's sake
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I want to go to LA because I know there's cool shit there if you look hard enough. And Disneyland.
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Insta influencers keep popping up and telling me to quit my job and unfortunately it's very tempting
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need to read ASOIAF. I need to get Stormborn
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I became a sea witch today
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm enjoying my new style of maxi dresses with a patterned mock corset on top. Ren faire lite
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm a bit miffed that people are posting about cozy autumn when I know that at least 7 months of hellish heat are coming for me
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
To stop me calling in on Mondays, my boss has suggested I switch to a nine-day fortnight and honestly this might be the thing that saves me
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wish I knew my neighbours who had a dog so I could take it for walks
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One of my more shameful secrets is that my first love is standup comedy. My dream is to go to the whole Edinburgh Fringe one day
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This week has sucked so bad. Be good, be weird, love everyone and fuck anyone who disagrees
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Looking at myself in the mirror, I can see a lot of baby hairs (good) but most of them are grey. I'm entering my witch era
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Really enjoying reading again, it's lovely. Should I get a kindle
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My colleague is on holiday for the next two weeks so I am doing two jobs. The petty child in me wants to raise two fingers to the sky and run off to lie down in a meadow eating blueberries but unfortunately the adult in me needs money
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In the wake of The Great ADHD Myth? I am not going to be shy and I am going to plug my book - I wanted to write a book that was sensitive, empathetic and useful - I wore my heart on my sleeve - I am not ashamed uk.bookshop.org/p/books/norm...
"A comforting hug
•Witty and wise
MATT HAIG
LAURA BATES
NORMALLY WEIRD
And
WEIRDLY NORMAL
MY ADVENTURES
NEURODIVERSITY
ROBIN INCE
"Heartbreakingly wonderful'
CAMILLA PANGTingles with the joy of being different.
This book made me so happy
CHRIS PACKHAM
naturalist and author of Fingers in the Sparkle Jar
*Another curious and captivating book from the always-excellent Robin Ince'
ROBERT SMITH
The Cure
'A superb book, celebrating the needed weirdness in us all
CHRIS HADFIELD
astronaut and five-time bestselling author
Award-winning comedian Robin Ince spent thirty years entertaining millions while battling a whirlwind of anxiety and self-doubt. It wasn't until his ADHD diagnosis at the age of fifty-two that the pieces finally fell into place.
In Normally Weird and Weirdly Normal, Robin turns his trademark wit on himself to investigate what actually makes us tick. Through personal stories and candid interviews, he explores the one question we're all too afraid to ask: what even is 'normal'
Warm and quirky, this is a heartfelt reminder that feeling a little bit different might just be the
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JUST LEAVE A COMMENT FEST @justleaveacomment.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
DAILY THEMES FOR COMMENTFEST 2026 RUNNING AUG 24-30
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm reading books again, and it's sick, actually
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mortal Kombat (1996) is a great film and I adore it. My favourite Resident Evil game is the OG, and I'm not a big fan of REmake.
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Jealous of everyone's wonderful eclipse photos in Southern Hemisphere - we're going to have a very rare totality in 2028, come on down!
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Besties, if you have a substack or anything cool going on online please drop a link here and I'll subscribe.
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The past couple of days have sucked emotionally, I have no idea how to go to work on top of this
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ooh Resident Evil looks good innit
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think I'm perimenopausal yay
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
yo????
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My sibling is catsitting right now and it made me want a little baby kitten so bad
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My wedding dress is sitting at the bottom of my wardrobe and I have no idea what to do with the damned thing. Any ideas?
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Come the fuck on Count Binface!
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO
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baba yagata 🧙‍♀️ @horriblesupper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
hey babes, it would mean the world to me if you could all sign this, and ESPECIALLY if you’ve ever enjoyed the beauty of the ayrshire coast c.org/6RJTKVXDPq
c.org
Sign the Petition
Protect Hunterston’s Coast, Countryside and Heritage: Reject the Hyperscale Data centre
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I applied for my dream job at the last minute please clap
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sometimes you really need that big fucking chocolate milkshake
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I have a few family hand-me-downs from the 70s, including a telephone table by my front door and a GE hand mixer that is still going strong.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Man, 90s RnB is just the damned best
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just successfully passed another biannual house inspection, and I'd like to thank stick vaccums, microfibre cloths, and the Scrub Daddy range of products
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Clean house feels so good but so hard to achieve
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Did some pruning and plant maintenance in the garden and hoo boy I am tired
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The very real desire to move to the woods and become a witch
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I hate bacon. I happily eat other pork products, I just can't stand bacon
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'd love to start living a bit more seasonally but it's hard when your seasons are backwards and it seems like no one else lives in the Southern Hemisphere!
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's my wedding anniversary today. Getting married was the best thing I ever did but my wedding was the worst thing I ever did
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Every day I dream of deleting everything and reverting back to a gaseous state
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I really don't like pavlova
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Please never give up on your dream that one day, you will finally have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I love cosy games, but why are so many of them customer service simulators? I do that all day for a job, I don't want to log in to my second job after work, y'know?
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Apropos of nothing - I recently tried Lao Gan Ma for the first time and omg now I Get It
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