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@wildflowercake.bsky.social
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Cold girl, writer, bisexual nightmare wildflowereira @ twt archiveofourown.org/users/Brenhines…

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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This Halloween season I am well and truly back on my Resident Evil bullshit and I'm not sorry
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ugh why am I getting crushes on dudes 10 years younger than me. Isn't that illegal
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really like the old school Revlon bullets, Clinique Black Honey is awesome, and I love the Nyx Soft Matte Lip Creams
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Loved the Resident Evil film - and my sibling is getting me a popcorn bag for Christmas!
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In a quiet period and very bored at work so thinking about what tattoos I want and which written form of Elvish I should use
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seconding the Anthelios series - there was a massive consumer scandal last year where a bunch of sunscreens were proven to not have the UV protection stated - Anthelios was one of the few that did! (Super important due to high solar radiation levels here)
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to a life-affirming zine fair with my tubby midriff out and it was awesome. Be creative and weird and gay and fun for fucks sake before you die
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me too but unfortunately I love when people double down on their delusions
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh man, this is a rabbithole I'm trying to resist
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
waking up as an elder millennial every single day in 2026
A screenshot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force of Master Shake leaning over Meatball and saying, "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'd love to delete my socials but I really need somewhere to yap, at least for my husband's sake
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I want to go to LA because I know there's cool shit there if you look hard enough. And Disneyland.
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Insta influencers keep popping up and telling me to quit my job and unfortunately it's very tempting
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Whaaaaaaaaa
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I need to read ASOIAF. I need to get Stormborn
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh, how beautiful! Looks like Marilyn
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thank you! My husband does good work!
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Happy birthday! You look fantastic!
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I became a sea witch today
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm from Rhode Island apparently lol (not beating the (New) England allegations)
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm enjoying my new style of maxi dresses with a patterned mock corset on top. Ren faire lite
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm a bit miffed that people are posting about cozy autumn when I know that at least 7 months of hellish heat are coming for me
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
To stop me calling in on Mondays, my boss has suggested I switch to a nine-day fortnight and honestly this might be the thing that saves me
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
YUMMMMMMMMM
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wish I knew my neighbours who had a dog so I could take it for walks
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One of my more shameful secrets is that my first love is standup comedy. My dream is to go to the whole Edinburgh Fringe one day
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This week has sucked so bad. Be good, be weird, love everyone and fuck anyone who disagrees
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Looking at myself in the mirror, I can see a lot of baby hairs (good) but most of them are grey. I'm entering my witch era
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Really enjoying reading again, it's lovely. Should I get a kindle
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We saw The Stooges a few years ago and it was fun as shit
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That's government!
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My colleague is on holiday for the next two weeks so I am doing two jobs. The petty child in me wants to raise two fingers to the sky and run off to lie down in a meadow eating blueberries but unfortunately the adult in me needs money
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As someone who is in the Southern Hemisphere, that's fucking ridiculous, lemme at em
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FLAT FUCK FRIDAY FOREVER!!!
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is such a wonderful book and I'm so glad you were kind enough to sign it for me. I really enjoyed meeting you x
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In the wake of The Great ADHD Myth? I am not going to be shy and I am going to plug my book - I wanted to write a book that was sensitive, empathetic and useful - I wore my heart on my sleeve - I am not ashamed uk.bookshop.org/p/books/norm...
"A comforting hug
•Witty and wise
MATT HAIG
LAURA BATES
NORMALLY WEIRD
And
WEIRDLY NORMAL
MY ADVENTURES
NEURODIVERSITY
ROBIN INCE
"Heartbreakingly wonderful'
CAMILLA PANGTingles with the joy of being different.
This book made me so happy
CHRIS PACKHAM
naturalist and author of Fingers in the Sparkle Jar
*Another curious and captivating book from the always-excellent Robin Ince'
ROBERT SMITH
The Cure
'A superb book, celebrating the needed weirdness in us all
CHRIS HADFIELD
astronaut and five-time bestselling author
Award-winning comedian Robin Ince spent thirty years entertaining millions while battling a whirlwind of anxiety and self-doubt. It wasn't until his ADHD diagnosis at the age of fifty-two that the pieces finally fell into place.
In Normally Weird and Weirdly Normal, Robin turns his trademark wit on himself to investigate what actually makes us tick. Through personal stories and candid interviews, he explores the one question we're all too afraid to ask: what even is 'normal'
Warm and quirky, this is a heartfelt reminder that feeling a little bit different might just be the
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JUST LEAVE A COMMENT FEST @justleaveacomment.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
DAILY THEMES FOR COMMENTFEST 2026 RUNNING AUG 24-30
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm reading books again, and it's sick, actually
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Whatever happened to good clean fun, I ask you
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I really enjoyed it but would tw for animal death. There are bunch of quite fake looking dead cats and one realistic dog dying via poisoning in eps 1 and 2.
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For some reason all the self published romance authors are there?
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mortal Kombat (1996) is a great film and I adore it. My favourite Resident Evil game is the OG, and I'm not a big fan of REmake.
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Jealous of everyone's wonderful eclipse photos in Southern Hemisphere - we're going to have a very rare totality in 2028, come on down!
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
All stationery is good stationery
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Apparently cat purrs promote bone healing, so good job, Roxy!
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That owl will hunt you down in your sleep
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Besties, if you have a substack or anything cool going on online please drop a link here and I'll subscribe.
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The past couple of days have sucked emotionally, I have no idea how to go to work on top of this
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ooh Resident Evil looks good innit
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Jess @wildflowercake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think I'm perimenopausal yay
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