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Michael Williams

@wildekid.bsky.social
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Cat dad, happy cynic, pensive loudmouth, outgoing introvert. The snark you save may be your own, but then what good is it if no one else gets to share the laugh? Games, felines, politics, film, literature, LGBTQ—it all interests me. he/him

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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Control Resonant is Remedy’s magnum opus. Already firmly in my GotY spot. Sam Lake is the Hitchcock of video game media.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Decided to set my nine up.
The nine games that are most central to my identity:
1.) World of Warcraft
2.) Mass Effect Legendary Edtiion
3.) Myst
4.) Destiny 2
5.) The 7th Guest
6.) Final Fantasy XIV
7.) Halo: Combat Evolved
8.) The Legend of Zelda
9.) Metroid
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ruin a movie quote by changing one word to “fart”. "Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Good fart."
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Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Dave Bowman & HAL 9000
Alt: Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Dave Bowman & HAL 9000. Dave is demanding HAL let him back in and HAL has stopped responding after saying "Good fart."
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have no gall bladder, so my ability to hold it is highly curtailed, making me a weapon of piss destruction.
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👋I’m working on follow backs😊 @beaches1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🎯🎯🎯 Political cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thisd is so fucking inspiring and brilliant! Meanawhile in America, Donald won't be happy until we all have black lung disease from big, beautiful coal drill baby drill something something
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Mama, Chris or Sam should get a recording of Larry David from his skit with Rob Reiner where he says “PEDO-O-PHIIIIIIILLLLLLLE” with the telegraphing comedy face, you can hear it in the voice, as a sound drop for you when you have to talk about Donald. It’s so funny.
Larry David hilariously saying the word “pedophile” in period costume in a skit taking place at the end of Washington’s second term.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Every straight man raised on late 80s/early 90s Cinemax erotic thrillers completely identifies with this situationship.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The new film about Tom Kean’s disappearance, locked in a padded room trading stocks. Nicholson had Nurse Ratched. Tommy had Charles Schwab. @stephaniemiller.bsky.social
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
WE’RE STILL NOT BUYING YOU A BALLROOM, YOU KID-RAILING TWAT!
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@jezcorden.com, have you heard anywhere from Microsoft about possibly merging WoW achievements into the Xbox achievement system? I’ve got 21k cheeve points in WoW I’d love to turn into gamerscore. Already seen how they can merge games with their own cheeve systems (see Diablo III/IV).
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Time to name and shame and get those influencers the hell out of Democratic politics.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I could sleep to this.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hello, old friend. Time to wake up and go adventuring again. Early access starts now. Meet my beloved Tiresias, a once great tank who is quite rusty. Open for practice! #Paladin #Protection #WorldofWarcraft #Midnight #ForthrAlliance #FortheHorde
A very sexy paladin tank in tier 2 Judgement Armor. He’s old enough to buy alcohol, which is a testament to my 22 years playing World of Warcraft.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Depression is such an unremitting foe. You can rationalize your brain chemistry being imbalanced, but that doesn’t stop the tears in the middle of the night. It doesn’t stop the feelings. It doesn’t stop the demons whispering in your ear about your worth. #fuckdepression
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I've been dealing with COVID for the past four days, and out of the three times I've had it in my life, this has to be by far the worst bout of it I've ever had. My energy level is obliterated. My throat is raw. My nasal passages are dried mucus scaffolding holding it all together. Lord help me.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I know his lies don't make the news anymore but we must keep trying to get the message out! He talks bollocks!
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
We gather not to mourn her, but to bury her. A brilliant vivisection of one of the craziest and thirstiest MAGA pols to ever smear Vaseline on a camera lens. #KariLake
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
CHICAGOANS!!!! Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options. You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This morning, I recorded a video on TikTok about why DHS’s arguments for the power to enter homes without judicial warrants in immigration cases are bunk. Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared. Well, here’s a link: georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
Screenshot of a TikTok video with error message at top saying “your video is under review and can’t be shared right now.”
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove. people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/01/2026
You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
We don’t talk enough about how incredibly immersive and this weird window into Japanese culture and folklore Ghostwire: Tokyo is. A damn shame that Microsoft cashiered Tango Gameworks, I’m still a bit salty about that. Totally underrated horror without being too scary, just a VIIIBE.
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a man in a video game says " a good sign we 're on the right track let 's make him talk ! "
ALT: a man in a video game says " a good sign we 're on the right track let 's make him talk ! "
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
youtu.be/GsVcUzP_O_8?...
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Madonna - Express Yourself (Official Video)
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I’m telling you, with The Outer Worlds 2, it’s almost as fun to me just searching rooms for loot and lore as it is doing the actual quests.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Pocketbook concerns, or if you’re Josh Shapiro, shitting on your fellow Dems while copying some of their mannerisms.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
He’s such a liar. He just wants to suck on titties.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Check it out--it all takes place during the Christmas season. Intentional on the part of Kubrick.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Just a thought—Steam really should have a filter for “PC-only Exclusive” to let you browse all the stuff not on any other platforms. It would cut down on me having three quarters of every discovery queue I peruse stuff I’ve already seen in the Xbox Store, PS Store, or Nintendo eShop. #steam #console
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social, I’m convinced the reason Harry Enten’s old-timer discourse hits so true is because he looks and sounds like a Sal Mineo who’s good at math.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
At this point, has Trump considered getting into a sexting affair with Olivia Nuzzi as a possible Epstein distraction? It sends the message, “see! I can like women in the age of majority too!”
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Hear me out: two horror first person remakes: Clive Barker’s Undying and Realms of the Haunting.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Proof that both MAGA and the gentry libertarian "normies" exhortations of "Don't Tread on Me," is utter and absolute bullshit.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Unrelated to the subject of the video, but I'm loving the sartorial Malory Archer tribute. She's missing only the brooch.
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a cartoon of a woman saying ugh our tax dollars hard at work .
ALT: a cartoon of a woman saying ugh our tax dollars hard at work .
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I love how this picture shows him at his most actively lascivious, back in his Bob’s Big Boy Drive Thru Speaker era. Donald must be very proud of this era. Such a special occasion, he grew extra eyebrows for it!
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube. Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X). *1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.” youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
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President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My #1 choice for Miller’s post-WH life would be The Hague, but Florence Supermax is also acceptable.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I hope a bunch of people dress up as the different spirits you run into in Shibuya district in Ghostwire: Tokyo.
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ALT: a man in a video game says " a good sign we 're on the right track let 's make him talk ! "
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
ICE has erected a gate to keep protesters out. They are blocking a public street, despite the Broadview Fire Department ordering ICE to tear it down. Join us at 1930 Beach Street. 7-9 AM. Tell Broadview to tear this fence down.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Translation: come October, y’all are gonna pay 30% more for furnishings and decor. The only way I see this as a National Security issue is if Vance is worried he’s gonna get a splinter on his dick fucking a couch sourced from China.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
”, he spittled, all the while standing in front of lethal props and instrumentalities of the oppression state. He did not want their understanding, but their blind compliance, their herd-brained obeisance. Like the rest of his kind, he never asked for it, he expected it without resistance.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Donald steps on his dick so often, I’m surprised MAGA doesn’t build landing lights and a runway to lead errant fists into his choad to be able to find the target easier, considering the naked eye may have to struggle.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Dear Disney and ABC: Don’t EVER fuck around with the First Amendment again. This is NOT Hungary or Russia. We’re gonna be side-eyeing you until you build that trust back. This is a good first step. P.S. NBC, you are on thin ice as it is. Do better. 1A is NOT an optional accessory.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
If Sinclair wants to still be a third party extortionist demanding Kimmel pay to TPUSA as a condition to bring his show back on their affiliates, Kimmel should pull a joke Kurt Andersen did at Spy Magazine in the 80s and write them a $0.02 check to see if they cash it.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Kimmel’s back tomorrow night. I guest that Wessel didn’t exactly Horst for them, did it? I hope Brendan Carr is sweating through his old man pubic beard right now. Hold onto your docs and lawyer up, l’il buddy, can’t wait to see how this goes for ya!
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
ATTENTION ANYONE BEING RAPTURED THIS WEEK: IF YOU HAVE A PANINI PRESS, I’LL BE HAPPY TO TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS. JUST DM ME DEETS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER! HAPPY FLOATING!
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I pray nothing bad ever happens to @catturd2 because as crazy as these people are going all in for a racist podcaster, can you imagine the inanity and insanity these people will rend garments over a cat wearing glasses avatar? Demanding cat statues in every college? A Catturd federal holiday? FOH.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
If they have to put up a statue of him, I hope they dress him properly, like doll him up as a fucking Droog. Same mentality, just throw in some Bible verses for added bullshit. I think it’s safe to assume anyone for showing public executions to kids like he did would be a fan of ultraviolence.
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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
So, can we agree Tom Homan’s title should now be “Bag Man?”
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