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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I found this quote to the pure maga thought process, duplicitous and backwards. “Everyone’s entitled to equal justice under the law…if we think there’s a crime, we’re going to prosecute that crime” - Jd “Lazy boy lover” Vance
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A dirty bandaid found on the ground, to cover a year old head wound. At the expense of Ukraine. Fuck these people.
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Batshit crazy. All of this. People talking like it won’t be used as evidence someday. And a Buncha babies want a recount before the vote has even been cast. Wow.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He treats truth social like a wall in the bathroom stall and it’s so fitting
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’ll still call him John, only now there’s a complimentary ‘fuck you’ before it. Enjoy eating spit on vacation John.
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every republican is turning into a reverse Dorian fucking gray. All of their sweaty faces look like broken asphalt, oozing raw meat, drinking milk with a fucking cheese sandwiches. Disgusting. 🤮
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“…Said the beardless wimp”
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From people who only understand distance by football fields and buses. We thank you!
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Definition of f*cked; Flavs on the case
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Read this, don’t gamble, and start a garden instead.
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Check out Taylor’s new album “prognosis negative”
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Its time to start facing the facts… The founding fathers were the very first first drag queens
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The year is 2033, The United States has turned into one very long colostomy bag ad break
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching you slowly eat your own shit
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m still laughing as your diesel brodozer goes by, yes, but now it’s for a bigger reason, that you can’t even begin to pretend you don’t understand 👉🤭
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😳
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LeBron James choosing to be the best bball player who ever lived, with a permanent asterisk next to his name, and by choice was not on my bingo card.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spud the bulldog is crowned the fastest dog in Minnesota at Canterbury Park, crossed the line face down in a photo finish (via Canterbury Park)
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Somewhere in New Jersey: MAGA republicans are basically a living parable of Paulie walnuts’ psycho-social relationship with Tony, and the obsession with the pie o my painting 🚬
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For the second time in a year, a federal judge has found that Google is an illegal monopoly — but stopped short of breaking it up. As former FTC Chair Lina Khan explains, monopolies like Google are a direct threat to our freedom.
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The Illusion of Choice: How Big Business Controls Your Life (ft. Lina Khan)
From your grocery bill to your paycheck, monopolies are making you less financially secure and ultimately less free. For
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Leg wrestling Kevin “smiley” hasset until he died, was not the dream I expected last night.
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Of course trumps most trusted aid is a sickly looking blonde whose name has the word “lie” in it. Makes perfect sense.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
MAGA really, really doesn’t want us talking about Natalie Harp. 😂 jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/who-the-fu...
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s the year 2030, Fox News is now owned by the onion. Shit fucking rules!
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The red areas are where the most ignorant people live. Don’t live there if you enjoy things like being alive or not having preventative disease forced upon you.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
New: An "expert witness" in a $61 million lawsuit over an industrial explosion that killed three people and destroyed 200 homes used ChatGPT to write his report for the court. He prompted ChatGPT to "show how 3M is 0% at fault for the explosion at Watson Grinding" www.404media.co/show-how-3m-...
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This was last years same old bullshit. Shut the fuck up
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Centrist positions are now a personality disorder. thinking a politician will accept accountability for something they’ve done that is wrong. At home they’ve broken in, broke your stuff, pushed you down, kicked dirt in your eye, and you scream “you’ll pay for that right?” as they slam the door.
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"She stood behind the seal of the White House wearing her little cross around her neck and became the glossy public mouth of an administration marinating in brutality, corruption, retribution, greed, deceit, autocracy, and spiritual putrefaction..." jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/goodbye-yo...
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Goodbye, You Poisonous Fucking Fraud
Karoline Leavitt Is Leaving, but There Isn’t Enough Febreze on Earth for This Rebrand.
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Did read; Bonkers ass nuts
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Have you checked the shitter at maralago?
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A lot of missiles are missing in the u.s recently, wondering if anyone checked the shitter at maralago?
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
States we could all go without: North Dakota, South Dakota, Florida, Louisiana, South Carolina, wyoming, Delaware, Idaho, Kansas, Iowa, Nevada, Utah, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Missouri, Mississippi, Georgia, Rhode Island, Nebraska, Arkansas, Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana, NH, District of Columbia, Guam…yeah
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
what do you mean we're out of missiles
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Every day the news in America is Republicans doing what they say they’re gonna do, and that’s be the biggest pieces of shit you could ever imagine.
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’ll be pissed, If “the white whale” they talk about in the primetime trailer isn’t hambubger. If you’re not familiar look it up.
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They’ll tell you who can and cannot play sports or get married, meanwhile hitting your wife and putting your child in the hospital suddenly isn’t any of their business. 🖕🖕
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It’s about as graceful as watching the first caveman hit rock with stick
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
43-time Club Champion.
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
In the near future, If a candidate isn’t running on harsh prosecutions of the entire web of trump/epstein admin and associates, with the same fervor and speed at which they’ve broken the law… you have everyone’s permission to shut the fuck up.
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
In case nobody’s noticed, the west has now truly gone up in smoke
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I get that most presidents don’t appreciate art like this but c’mon… Not 1 Steely Dan song, wtf man?
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/07/2026
Make this happen, please.
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Like watching smeagol turn into gollum
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I believe most people admire jimothy bc they don’t have a spine but what do I know, as I am a worm 🪱
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oldest trick in the book
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You’re trying to get re-elected…is something unelected dipshit DEi hire would say.
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Wilddanimal @wilddanimal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A neighborhood cat, that I thought was likely dead reappeared this week on his owners porch. He’s renewed my energy levels and will to continue living. Please enjoy pictures of Conan, aka “the absolute unit.”
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Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The produce is going to kill us
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