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Mikel Reparaz

@wikiparaz.bsky.social
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Former host of Vidjagame Apocalypse (@vgapocalypse.bsky.social). Ex-Ubisoft, GamesRadar, OXM, PTOM, MacLife. Opinions expressed here are my own.

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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 6h
Folks I just looked at an English copy of Master Fighter II (the classic bootleg NES version of SFII) and you need to read the back
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 12h
Huh. Wonder if that’s what they were trying to convey with Emmett the trucker from Full Throttle?
Bearded trucker from LucasArts’ Full Throttle laughing after having run down some outlaw bikers. He has a tattoo of the Imperial insignia on his bicep, but maybe he’s just a big Star Wars fan
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Hound of Tindalos noticed me”
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve never actually read Charles Crumb’s work, but I instantly guessed it was him (before reading your skeet) from the huge word balloons alone
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Similarly:
Steven and Armored Steven
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Side note, At-Attin sounds like something redneck Stormtroopers do on weekends
AT-ATs and a snowspeeder on Hoth
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
J.J.-chan Jeff-chan Gokigen TV
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wull Smuth energy
Ancient image of Wull Smuth, a photoshopped image of Will Smith with tiny eyes and mouth
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That scene from The Shining with Roger the Dogman, but I pasted a cartoon mummy head over the other guy’s face
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“STOP EATING YOUR MUMMY PENIS ON THE COUCH” is an actual phrase I have uttered
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“STOP EATING YOUR MUMMY PENIS ON THE COUCH” is an actual phrase I have uttered
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait till you watch Skeleton Crew and see Space Ohio
The weird Star Wars suburb from Skeleton Crew
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gave my dog a Greenie, but called it a “greenis” when I offered it to him Don’t worry, I’ve already called the cops and PETA (to offer them a greenis)
Greenie dog mascot, its eerily human eyes boring into yours as it wraps its filthy maw around a Greenie (greenis)
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The perfect Bluesky post has to be a combination of righteous indignation, serene confidence that they landed a zinger, and a complete lack of comprehension that not everything needs to be punditry.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly hard to think of a better succession of character names than Steve Buscemi’s run on Miracle Workers.
IMDB entry for Steve Buscemi’s roles on the TV series Miracle workers:

Miracle Workers
2019-2023 TV-14
7.1 stars

Edward Shitshoveler / Benny the Teen / Morris 'The Junkman' Rubinstein / God

37 episodes
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you wanted someone to get to know you, what horror movie would you show them?
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Dead Alive's Rat Monkey Creature
Alt: GIF of Dead Alive's creepy-ass Sumatran Rat Monkey
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I especially liked the arc where he got cut in half and fell in love with his own (sentient) ass. Somehow the most character-appropriate thing imaginable.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Die mad” OK! I will! Glad you’re able to let go of anger and resentment so easily! That speaks to a healthy outlook and a high level of emotional intelligence! I’m happy for you! Motherfucker!
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Lizzie Killian @lizzietrouble.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a new single out today! 🥊 floodmagazine.com/234048/teens...
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“That’s not how you pronounce ‘moleskine’” shh, shut up
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎵 Writin’ in a Moleskine Sittin’ downtown Writin’ in a Moleskine Whew! That’s half a page down 🎵
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Neat, thanks for the heads up!
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’d be curious to know how well the Mr. Shit, I mean Mr. Brown, variant sold
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BUZZFEED HEADLINE: 15 Times We All Chose Hose Mother Over Playing Outside Unsupervised Mother
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m going to assume you deliberately posted this on Ian McShane’s birthday.
Ian McShane as Deadwood’s Al Swearengen lifts a shot of whiskey, possibly in a toast
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De-Katie and Cat-Boo!-ger @katieandcatburger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there are incredible women to support in the youtube space for those with eyes to see
@MEPearl on Youtube's video "Is your Possom a Narcissist?" 
She is an older woman wearing an animal print headscarf and a bright red sweater in front of an obviously fake library backdrop. With her is a possom that is eyeing a play of food.

13k views, 2 days ago
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wait, no, they DRAW themselves up to their full heights. Have to imagine fantasy heroes slouch a lot.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People in fantasy novels love to raise themselves to their full height
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The conspiracy deepens: the monkey also sold Cocoa Krispies in the US not that long ago:
youtu.be
kellogg's cocoa krispies commercial compilation with coco the monkey (1991-1998) UPDATED
YouTube video by Awesome Yñigo
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A pretty good beast, as beasts go
Steve the chihuahua mix dressed as Donny from The Big Lebowski, a movie he only pretends to have seen., the poser.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had the same reaction watching William Lustig’s earlier film Maniac. Guy does solid work!
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nord, hear our prayer
Screenshot of NordVPN showing a completely legit London location. Yep, that’s totally where I am. Sure.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I went to Evergreen, the UCSC sister school in Washington that also had no grades. Instead, we had long, detailed evaluations from faculty at the end of every semester, as well as ones we had to write ourselves. (In retrospect, grades would probably have been a lot easier for everyone involved.)
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“TOR FINISH DESIGN SEA ANIMAL”
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Time for Go to Bed Meme
Alt: MST 3K GIF of Tor Johnson talking above the words “TIME FOR GO TO BED”
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Tove Jansson design these?
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That song kinda played on repeat in my head throughout The Last of Us Part 2.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“what if he worked Sammy Hagar into every conversation”
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“What if Mitch McConnell owned a Sea-Doo” ass
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taking such as Adderall recreationally is a thing, so I wasn’t that surprised when I initially got drug-seeker suspicion, but it did put me off the process for a while.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t understand how these can all be the same animal.
Steve the chihuahua mix gets his ears folded down by a human hand, making him look like a droopy-eared puppy who’s sad because he did a naughtySteve the chihuahua mix lies in his chair with his ears tucked back out of sight, looking like some kind of stunted pit bull or something. His expression is disdainful to say the least Steve the chihuahua mix sits on the couch and stares at you through narrowed eyes. In front of him is the half-chewed end of a Nubbz. It’s not clear what he expects you to do with it.Steve the chihuahua mix HRRRRNGH GRRGHGH RHHRRGGHHRGRGHGRH anyway this is my favorite photo of him
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Medical sites when you google symptoms you think might be appendicitis:
Kenshiro points at you and says “You are already dead.”
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh man Finally
Poster from Death Bed: The Bed that Eats, with someone’s big staring red eyes peeking over a canopy bed with a naked lady sitting on it. There’s maybe some kind if cross motif going on too? A couple of giant skulls emerge from behind the bed on either side, just kinda lookin’ in different directions. The whole scene is framed with a bunch of trickles of dripping blood. In all it looks pretty ominous; not the sort of bed most people would hop into, but the naked lady seems OK with it so it’s probably fine? The words “THE LOST HORROR FILM OF THE SEVENTIES” are emblazoned across the top. I guess there’s just the one. I only really know about this movie because Patton Oswalt did a pretty good bit about it where he calls it “DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS PEOPLE,” which seems like a better title. Anyway I thought it would be a funny rejoinder for whatever skeet it was I was originally replying to when I started typing this essay, whaddaya want from me
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screen cap from a Homestar Runner Teen Girl Squad cartoon in which What’s Her Face and The Ugly One are crushed under a “NO pounds” weight and a sack of “YOU’RE NOT” potatoes
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(To be clear, I still love SCV4 and think it’s great; I’ve probably beaten it more times than any other game. It just looks, sounds, and feels like a weird outlier next to the rest of the series.)
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SCV4 was my favorite for years, and then a little while ago I played it right after beating CV1, and was like “…are we sure that’s actually a Castlevania?” Makes total sense that team went on to form Treasure, it’s a very Treasure-coded game.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think there’s a belief that ADHD treatment somehow turns kids into lobotomized worker bees, blunts their creativity, etc. (which probably comes from overall negative ideas about psychiatry). In my experience, it FOCUSES creativity. It’s like a clear signal cutting through static.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be, or not to… FUCK! Line?
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The room with all the compartments above is just north of the map room - take the train past the “gym” and you’ll find it
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All the purple stuff opens up after you’ve finished the game (it becomes visible in the map room at the south end of the island, and is accessible through a purple tunnel)
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Joseph Knoop @josephknoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Resident Evil [2026]
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