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Eden Dix

@wideandsassy.bsky.social
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Love your hair. Hope you win. 💁🏽‍♂️🇲🇽🗽♈️

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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bear Happy Hour was kind of a bust last night and NYC was ungodly sweaty for yhe first of October, but at least I got to chill with my seester
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me wading through @squallleonshart.bsky.social 's crazy food fucking tweets
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna be in SF for less than 24hr from the 10th thru the 11th. Who trynna make out and buy me things?
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 30/09/2026
costco hot dog at 9:46am iktr
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is such a burden…
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should I be slutty gayboy Daphne or slutty gayboy Velma for Halloween?
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know what kinda horny gremlin took over me but I fucked two bottoms one right after the other for about an hr each. I have so much poison to get out.
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want to sleep but like permanently. Is that a thing?
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Theres a porn about this…
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Slipped on the wet station steps this morning so I have a bruised ego and a wet butt. Compliment me and my new haircut to make me feel better.
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Comrade Sabrina says
Cardboard cutout of Sabrina carpenter with sign appearing as a talking bubble placed next to her saying “fuck ice!”
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
God I have always been hornty for Darren Criss…
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yall…why am I stoned watching Glee on a friday?
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Breaking: The Hex Girls will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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The AJC @theajc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please note I will be extra Mexican today, and I will be accepting reparations. (If you have ever had margaritas or tacos on May 5th, you owe us double)
static.klipy.com
Waving Mexico Flag
ALT: Waving Mexico Flag
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Okay, like fuck JK Rowling and this new Harry Potter series, but why does this kid look like he's AI?
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Been on a calorie deficit…how do yall live like this?!?!
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@mroppa.bsky.social was found in TX
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The rats in Bushwick are fucking brave. Why are yall just chilling around in the day light?
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Imagine Gal Gadot in Oh, Mary!
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The poster used for a high school football teams entrance on the field
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Kinda weird dead dad dream last night. I've never not once had a dream about my dad after he died so really freaked me out. Is this an omen?
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Day drinking in the park with a baby…I have become my tias
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I do kinda think some of us on here should be killed but it’s not important who
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When head just isnt cutting it…
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Feeling my oats
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Unspeakably hornty. Who wants to send me cum vids with sound?
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sitting at my desk refreshing the news to see if someone else near and dear to my childhood has died. If God is gonna take someone from Young Eric, please take JK Rowling.
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In the velvet darkness, in the blackest night…burning bright. Theres a guiding light… 🫦 RIP Tim Curry
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Been listening to "I'm Going Home" from Rocky Horror all day. Queer icons have been lost.
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I forgot I had this candle and it had me "talk" to my dad for the first time in awhile. Tell my dad "hey" Dolly.
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A woman who wanted nothing more than acceptance and kindness is gone. I'm probably gonna spend the rest of the day trying not to cry at work. RIP Dolly
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Continuing my ritual of going to the city for a cum dump and getting empanadas after.
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mommy look pretty?
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
- Age: late-late-late 20s - Gender: M - Sexuality: Faggot - Height: 5'11” - Eyes: Brown - Fav food: Cawk or Chile Verde - Fav drink: Dr. Pepper Zero - Fav game: Arkham City - Fav film: Dawson 50 Load Weekend - Fav show: Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Fav animal: 🐅
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Finally outta my shitty apt and super happy to be back in Bushwick, but I will miss this institution
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yall ever have such bad back pain that you feel nauseous?
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why are all the faggots on here married? Stop being married and start ******* me until we both accidentally say "I love you" mid-nut!
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Should I get my nipples pierced or have a man spit in my mouth while he calls me a good boy?
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Went onto my "For You" tab and its nothing but FCF and thirst traps on there. The algorithm clocked me HARD!
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This diva
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bottomed last night and the guy came after like a stroke and a half. He felt bad but I was like…
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Fucking a cumdump is like tapping a keg. If you pump it enough times, foamy stuff comes out" -Langston Hughes
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I had sexy time plans for tn but a bitch has been DEPRESSED. Wasn't heartbroken when he cancelled.
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A person cannot declare that they're trade. That honor can only be bestowed by the dolls.
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My boss asked me to send a bouquet to another attorney who referred her a client. She tells me "Something pretty, but tastefully. I trust your judgement." I'm the only male in the office...did she just call me a slur?
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sexting with bloomf and made him *** all over his chest and call me daddy. I need this man SO HARD!
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What are the sobers for other states? NY Sober is not smoking weed but doing lots of Ketamine
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You know whats a good indicator that you should be more consistent with taking your antidepressants? Sitting out in the rain hitting my pen for 10 mins before getting 20 donut holes and a large cup of whole milk and eating them all on the 15min walk to the train at 10pm.
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Eden Dix @wideandsassy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nothing is hornier than a man telling me I still look 20something
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