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Mark de la Wichita

@wichitamark.bsky.social
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Just trying to be as excited about life as a blind Norfolk Terrier I once knew. I'm a dumbass, caveat lector.

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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Been having fun with all the unsolicited texts and calls I have gotten lately...
My reply after the 4th or 5th, progressively dumber question from a pollster.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The way I can waste hours crafting nonsense out of the very limited word selection stuck together in the plastic container I keep rooting through looking for the next participle.
Magnetic poetry
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Evergreen
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That looks amazing.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's awesome. Where is this at?
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've achieved the drunk and rambling online about slavery achievement, and should probably put the phone down. We should all probably read more about John Brown and then grab a sword. Goodnight beautiful people.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump will be gone soon, but the bullshit will always continue. We will likely never achieve our potential as a nation, and I do believe we have a great potential, that of any other society in the history of the world, but we must address the systematic racism that our nation is founded on first.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Half of our electorate has always been dumb as shit, and life for anyone not middle class and white has always been a struggle. It is just now more in our faces. It doesn't help that dumber folks are currently running the show. Before there has been at least a veiled attempt at decorum.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am of the opinion that it has always been this way, that this is nothing new, but we (white folks) are just now painfully aware of it. From the income inequality, racism, to general ignorance, none of it is new. Same as it ever was. Trump just personifies everything terrible, in a shitty suit.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm just glad somebody finally understands.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would like to think there was at least a couple months in the mid to late 90s where everything didn't suck, but since a bunch of slave owners signed their name to "all men are created equal" with a straight face, we've been fucked.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm just glad that finally as a tall, reasonably good looking, straight white male, people are finally aware of my plight. I mean, I had to wait in line at the grocery store today, I was expected to obey traffic laws, AND I even had to go to work and not sexually harass female coworkers!!!
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🤣 well played, Sir.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...does a respectable cover of INXS's Never Tear Us Apart...
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You should probably take the next couple weeks off to rectify the situation.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Enjoy the X-Files...😉
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy soon-to-be-birthday and welcome to the club. Your complimentary ice pack and reading glass should be arriving shortly. And as you realize we are closer to 2060 than 1990, I will bid you adieu. 40 looks good on you, by the way.
static.klipy.com
Daffy Duck's Happy Birthday Dance
Alt: Daffy Duck's Happy Birthday Dance
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The United States in two words: irredeemably racist.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had one the other day that was and I don't ever remember that being a thing. Assumed is was a sign of impending doom, but it stopped itching and went away. I just added it to the list of shit to expect now that I'm an old.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am making lunch for my team at work. I have spent so much time, effort, and money over the last week. Ended up buying a double hotplate and new dutch oven to be able to make enough. Chicken and pork pinchos, habichuelas guisadas, arroz con gandules, and tostones. Really hoping everyone likes it.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Classic team building activity.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats should be in there. Fuck this is hard. Dwight Yoakam deserves a spot too.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would probably put a Type 0 Negative album in there, along with something by OutKast. Maybe swap the U2 and The Black Crows?
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#My9Albums as of about 5 minutes ago. Would probably be different if I did it again right now.
Pink Floyd - The Division Bell, Blind Melon - Soup, U2 - Achtung Baby, The Jayhawks - Hollywood Townhall, Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here, Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - The Sky is Crying,  The Black Crows - The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion, Tool - Ænima, and Metallica- Ride the Lightning.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This might be the most fun you can have with one hand. Other that that other thing...
Milwaukee M18 Fuel Hackzall
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And Creed has the fucking yips again...
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck the Raiders!!!
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tis the season
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, I wish that was the case. They have been on a leave of absence, but out of the blue went off on group chat. Pretty sure there is no coming back from it. Very weird day. Going to be awkward at work for awhile.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, unfortunately I know that a lot of folks are in a struggle just to hang on. I wish you and everyone else that is going through it a bit of grace, a little peace, and the hope that it will get better.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know if there are mental health issues or substance abuse issues or what all is going on. In nearly two decades this was the best boss in terms of supporting and advocating for employees. I am in shock and saddened.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My boss, or very soon to be former boss, is crashing out in our work text thread. This is very surreal...
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Foxtrot Delta Tango - 8647 @hugh2d2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every morning when I wake I chant the same mantra: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning beautiful people. Another wonderful day in the undefeated Chiefs Kingdom. Working from home today and trying my hand at smoked chili.
A 2 lb seasoned ground beef meat blob on a grate over a cast iron Dutch oven with other chili things inside, all inside of a PK Grill with an offset cooking set up with a mixture of briquettes and lump charcoal, and a couple pieces of cherry wood for smoke. There is a probe sticking out of the meat blob.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All women watching the game need to run into the kitchen so as to not spook Butker's candy ass.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The refs have been fucking the Chiefs all god damned night.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bullshit
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lol what
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In Spags We Trust
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get a fucking stop!
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Tom Fehr @tom-fehr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Xavier Worthy is such a good fast WR. As long as you don't let any defensive player touch him. And also in fact NO ONE should touch him. And also don't throw the ball too hard at him. And also don't throw it to him where he needs to get his feet down. Other than that he's great
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Jane Doe @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I literally can’t take this I’m so happy about this offense
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Chiefs have got the juice again.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Smoked ribs and pork belly burnt ends about 1/3rd of the way done. Will be a nice accompaniment to watching the Chiefs beat the Colts.
Two half slabs of baby back ribs above cut up pieces of pork belly smoking on a grill.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hoping that everything is not total shit, and that you can enjoy the weekend before another week of soul crushing nonsense on Monday.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't know your struggles, but I know of your decency and compassion towards others. If there is anyway to be of help, please let us know. You have many pocket friends.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wish I could offer you some sort of assurances, but as we have all learned, the horrors continue to persist. Even so, you are more than equipped to not only make it through, but thrive. I am sorry things can suck sometimes though.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026
Saw someone say we need to separate the art from the artist for Macklemore to separate his good politics from his shit music
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unless you are actively being sober, in which case, that's awesome and keep it up.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The tone of this skeet suggests you are too sober...
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