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Mark de la Wichita

@wichitamark.bsky.social
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Just trying to be as excited about life as a blind Norfolk Terrier I once knew. I'm a dumbass, caveat lector.

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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Been having fun with all the unsolicited texts and calls I have gotten lately...
My reply after the 4th or 5th, progressively dumber question from a pollster.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The way I can waste hours crafting nonsense out of the very limited word selection stuck together in the plastic container I keep rooting through looking for the next participle.
Magnetic poetry
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Evergreen
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've achieved the drunk and rambling online about slavery achievement, and should probably put the phone down. We should all probably read more about John Brown and then grab a sword. Goodnight beautiful people.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The United States in two words: irredeemably racist.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am making lunch for my team at work. I have spent so much time, effort, and money over the last week. Ended up buying a double hotplate and new dutch oven to be able to make enough. Chicken and pork pinchos, habichuelas guisadas, arroz con gandules, and tostones. Really hoping everyone likes it.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Classic team building activity.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#My9Albums as of about 5 minutes ago. Would probably be different if I did it again right now.
Pink Floyd - The Division Bell, Blind Melon - Soup, U2 - Achtung Baby, The Jayhawks - Hollywood Townhall, Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here, Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - The Sky is Crying,  The Black Crows - The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion, Tool - Ænima, and Metallica- Ride the Lightning.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This might be the most fun you can have with one hand. Other that that other thing...
Milwaukee M18 Fuel Hackzall
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And Creed has the fucking yips again...
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck the Raiders!!!
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My boss, or very soon to be former boss, is crashing out in our work text thread. This is very surreal...
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Foxtrot Delta Tango - 8647 @hugh2d2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every morning when I wake I chant the same mantra: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning beautiful people. Another wonderful day in the undefeated Chiefs Kingdom. Working from home today and trying my hand at smoked chili.
A 2 lb seasoned ground beef meat blob on a grate over a cast iron Dutch oven with other chili things inside, all inside of a PK Grill with an offset cooking set up with a mixture of briquettes and lump charcoal, and a couple pieces of cherry wood for smoke. There is a probe sticking out of the meat blob.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All women watching the game need to run into the kitchen so as to not spook Butker's candy ass.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bullshit
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lol what
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In Spags We Trust
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get a fucking stop!
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Tom Fehr @tom-fehr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Xavier Worthy is such a good fast WR. As long as you don't let any defensive player touch him. And also in fact NO ONE should touch him. And also don't throw the ball too hard at him. And also don't throw it to him where he needs to get his feet down. Other than that he's great
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Jane Doe @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I literally can’t take this I’m so happy about this offense
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Chiefs have got the juice again.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Smoked ribs and pork belly burnt ends about 1/3rd of the way done. Will be a nice accompaniment to watching the Chiefs beat the Colts.
Two half slabs of baby back ribs above cut up pieces of pork belly smoking on a grill.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026
Saw someone say we need to separate the art from the artist for Macklemore to separate his good politics from his shit music
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today has been an especially stupid day in Wichita. Further proof that as a society we are fucked if there is ever a real emergency.
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Jane Doe @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Waynes World
ALT: Waynes World
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Foxtrot Delta Tango - 8647 @hugh2d2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HOW BOUT THOSE CHIEEEEEEEEFS!!!
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Lee in Kansas @sportsdrenched.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Im not sure what I expected the Chiefs to look like tonight, but they over performed any expectations I had. #ChiefsKingdom
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need a GIF of Spags making it rain.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The best part of this game is the announcers repeatedly saying how bad Denver has played.
static.klipy.com
Football Simpsons: Hook It To My Veins
Alt: Football Simpsons: Hook It To My Veins
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Danielle - Baseball & bad decisions ⚾ @missroyalkc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lamenting "the loss" of their DV asshole linebacker and wondering if their locker room "can survive" not knowing how long the jury trial process can take, like GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Timeline of every Chiefs game
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's my QB!
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THANK YOU FOOTBALL JESUS
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fuck Bo Nix!!!
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had fun at the ballpark.
Poop emoji stress ballHarry Potter
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Muck Fizzou!!!
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nearly 20% of adults in Kansas are functionally illiterate. Around 54% of adults in the US read below a sixth-grade level. We are too damn stupid to function as a civil society.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Rights were violated!!!
Gunther in a flower costume Jasper in a flower costume
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I found a signed first edition of Colson Whitehead's Cool Machine at the used bookstore I frequent.
Signed 1st Edition of Cool Machine by Colson Whitehead
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I miss my dog and would like to see more pictures of dogs. Your dog(s), random dogs, cat dogs, whatever.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
To be fair he also does all of these things in the wide open
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One of my proudest accomplishments in life is that I have heard from a couple of different people that my willingness to listen and talk led to them making the decision to live. Please keep an eye out for others and look for help if you are thinking of suicide.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Perogi
Perogi
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The duality of man.
Two posts re: the Chiefs.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
From tonight's Wind Surge game.
A section of drunk, shirtless incels, date rapists, and the fat guy that drinks a beer out of his boot on the jumbotron, at a last place in the Texas League AA baseball game. Way to show out Wichita.
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Danielle - Baseball & bad decisions ⚾ @missroyalkc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Salvy intimidates them with his speed lol
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I forgot to post this yesterday, but congratulations ladies, you've made it!!!
My year round snarky office decoration with rotating holidays.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As we are now all too often reminded of the mortality of our heroes, I want to send good vibes to David Gilmour. If you haven't heard his latest album, he does a song with his kid that is amazing. Between Two Points.
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Mark de la Wichita @wichitamark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have one more Dungeon Crawler Carl book left on the Kindle in airplane mode.
The last page of This Inevitable Ruin on a Kindle.
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