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Jer A (Whytmage)

@whytmage.bsky.social
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Lover of games and music. Successful (ish?) maker of both. Happily married cat dad. This is not a Metaphor Refantazio stan account. But it could be. It really could be.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Sorry about Diana. My bad."
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For what reason Jeff!? FOR WHAT REASON? You should have responded with the most obscene graphic pornographic description of gay sex.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@catacalypto.bsky.social this counts, right?
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Inside you, there are two wolves...
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just manifesting hahah
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pics or it didn't happen
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also alive, unlike her late husband...
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yesterday was def a roller coaster. I've been really quiet on here. I suck at social media. It's just not in my nature to share my thoughts into the limitless void on a regular basis. Sry :(
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Omg JISLORD just adds to it
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please be Shadowcat. Please be Shadowcat. Please be Shadowcat. Narrator: it was not Shadowcat.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ahh the kitten toaster.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
....until you are late with kibbles. Or pet the wrong spot. Or leave for any amount of time. Then they def think you should be a better person in general.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Which would be great except I have yet to see any hog on here so...
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm sorry. The good place at 51? The Americans at 17? BSG at 31?*Alias not even being on here ..* Wtf is this slop?
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So you DO think about me. *Excellent*
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dog rescuers Cross fit enthusiasts Vegans Fire Emblem players. Nightmare blunt rotation
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's right, start the existential dread young, get em used to it
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More Internet points are scored the longer you have to play before finding said broken thing, especially if it's not on the critical, or even secondary path, or you have to controller DDR for it to happen. The more obscure the issue before the ragepost, the better.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember back in her Mad TV days thinking "she's way too talented for this." Every game she's in I almost instantly want to buy.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
24. At most
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Yuna will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jesus fucking Christ this is the best thing I've seen all day. Cloudflare, shut down the internet. We can all go home.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is going to end up in Fortnite, huh?
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
.. died for people's sins, but even he would see this and go "nooope"
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's not even that she wore this. Though, holy crap I could go on for days... It's that there was likely a team comprised of multiple people (several even) who said "yeah, that's perfect". I cannot imagine that no one around her was brave enough to say "uhh.... That.... Doesn't work"
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
stealing gif
ALT: stealing gif
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I played through this recently and holy shit I was locked in!!! It's so well done!
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every level 10 player in every MMO using dropped gear only
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Leave a review for it. Call it out!
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Ukraine does not want to do that" regarding giving up parts of their country to Russia. Yeah, no shit dumb fuck. What would you say if someone was trying to take Texas or Florida? ... .... ..... Okay bad example, but you get the point!
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Whoa why so angryyyy
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thank god, the eye bulging out scared me
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I legit had forgotten that Harrison Ford was married to Callista Flockhart. And DAMN she looks good!! Also, Harrison Ford is one of the genuinely good ones. Absolute icon forever.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's how Homer dreamed it.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Also, I am playing Balatro now. I also played it 2 years ago. Balatro is timeless in itself. It's always a great game. Play it whenever. All the time. Nonstop... (Please help me, I have a problem.)
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jesus fucking Christ. I'm so mad I didn't come up with that
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Of course it's not fakey. It's the stunning tale of a man with orthopedic issues who goes on a worldwide search for the best shoes. I assume
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My best case scenario is to get hit in a parking lot by a Tesla going kinda slow, enough to like, break a bone but not cause serious damage. And my mom said I don't do retirement planning.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is more dead than the dating prospects of a 36 year old living in his mom's basement wearing cargo jorts.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Damn, those guns tho...
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What makes me angry is that it could be the biggest hottest mess, and it would still win probably.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Worse, I've now escalated to wondering if this entire timeline is satire at this point.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What a horrible day to have eyes
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm sure he won't need both hands on the controller the whole time.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Asmongold reddit account found.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And thats why she is the GOAT
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And corpse feet licking. Don't forget the corpse feet licking. Cause no matter how hard I try, I sure as hell can't.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can't even tell if this is satire. Is this satire?
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hemmoroid Skid Mark is an unreasonably good name for a death metal band.
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