Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026For what reason Jeff!? FOR WHAT REASON? You should have responded with the most obscene graphic pornographic description of gay sex. 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yesterday was def a roller coaster. I've been really quiet on here. I suck at social media. It's just not in my nature to share my thoughts into the limitless void on a regular basis. Sry :( 001
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Please be Shadowcat. Please be Shadowcat. Please be Shadowcat. Narrator: it was not Shadowcat. 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026....until you are late with kibbles. Or pet the wrong spot. Or leave for any amount of time. Then they def think you should be a better person in general. 092
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Which would be great except I have yet to see any hog on here so... 100
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm sorry. The good place at 51? The Americans at 17? BSG at 31?*Alias not even being on here ..* Wtf is this slop? 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dog rescuers Cross fit enthusiasts Vegans Fire Emblem players. Nightmare blunt rotation 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That's right, start the existential dread young, get em used to it 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026More Internet points are scored the longer you have to play before finding said broken thing, especially if it's not on the critical, or even secondary path, or you have to controller DDR for it to happen. The more obscure the issue before the ragepost, the better. 130
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I remember back in her Mad TV days thinking "she's way too talented for this." Every game she's in I almost instantly want to buy. 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Yuna will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 020
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Jesus fucking Christ this is the best thing I've seen all day. Cloudflare, shut down the internet. We can all go home. 010
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026.. died for people's sins, but even he would see this and go "nooope" 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's not even that she wore this. Though, holy crap I could go on for days... It's that there was likely a team comprised of multiple people (several even) who said "yeah, that's perfect". I cannot imagine that no one around her was brave enough to say "uhh.... That.... Doesn't work" 001
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I played through this recently and holy shit I was locked in!!! It's so well done! 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Every level 10 player in every MMO using dropped gear only 110
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"Ukraine does not want to do that" regarding giving up parts of their country to Russia. Yeah, no shit dumb fuck. What would you say if someone was trying to take Texas or Florida? ... .... ..... Okay bad example, but you get the point! 010
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I legit had forgotten that Harrison Ford was married to Callista Flockhart. And DAMN she looks good!! Also, Harrison Ford is one of the genuinely good ones. Absolute icon forever. 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Also, I am playing Balatro now. I also played it 2 years ago. Balatro is timeless in itself. It's always a great game. Play it whenever. All the time. Nonstop... (Please help me, I have a problem.) 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Jesus fucking Christ. I'm so mad I didn't come up with that 020
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Of course it's not fakey. It's the stunning tale of a man with orthopedic issues who goes on a worldwide search for the best shoes. I assume 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My best case scenario is to get hit in a parking lot by a Tesla going kinda slow, enough to like, break a bone but not cause serious damage. And my mom said I don't do retirement planning. 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Mitch McConnell is more dead than the dating prospects of a 36 year old living in his mom's basement wearing cargo jorts. 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What makes me angry is that it could be the biggest hottest mess, and it would still win probably. 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Worse, I've now escalated to wondering if this entire timeline is satire at this point. 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm sure he won't need both hands on the controller the whole time. 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026And corpse feet licking. Don't forget the corpse feet licking. Cause no matter how hard I try, I sure as hell can't. 000
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I can't even tell if this is satire. Is this satire? 100
Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hemmoroid Skid Mark is an unreasonably good name for a death metal band. 000