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Jer A (Whytmage)

@whytmage.bsky.social
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Lover of games and music. Successful (ish?) maker of both. Happily married cat dad. This is not a Metaphor Refantazio stan account. But it could be. It really could be.

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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Yuna will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Same, generic Sam's Club paper towels. Same.
A roll of paper towels with the description: "Thick and long lasting."
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#RIPLeslieGraham
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Say what you will about Starmer... *phone lines are open*
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'm going to hell for this. At least then I can say it to his face.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
14 days. That's how long the ban lasted. 2 weeks Mr. Worf...
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I've played a bit of Rimworld in my time...
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Jussayin
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Two pictures. One is a caricature offensively drawn assuming and mocking a former president for something that was never done. The other is an actual photo of the accuser doing what he was accusing someone else of doing. Jussayin.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Whew.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me 20 mins later, keeping it to myself and telling no one ever, cause that would be messy and drama and I would *never*.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me when someone says something the slightest bit secretive or shady:
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Any starfleet captain, ever: Alright, a Alaric. It's you me and these two bridge officers. Let's beam down. Me:
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This has been my favourite card in TMNT. Great for alliance and for disappear/sneak. Unrelated, I understand why @josephmschultz.bsky.social loves seeing and sharing cards that remind him of his ex. Meanwhile why do they print cards with character types that remind me of college trauma?
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
FOLLOWUP: New run, new cat, got this cheerful event! God I love how dark this game is.
A different cat, Chamr, has succeeded at unlocking a safe and has a Dialogue box that says "...Chamr purrs at her accomplishment."

It then says "Chamr got Cancer."

Which.. Is not an accomplishment to purr triumphantly about.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
#mewgenics Before: Hey, if I give this cat Cancer, I bet the mutations will balance out the negative stats. Lol Cancer might be good here. After: In a complete twist no one saw coming, Cancer might not be good here...
A cat in Mewgenics being equipped with an item called Cancer, which decreases 2 stats permanently and gives a random mutation at the end of battle.That same cat 7 battles later. She no longer has mana, can't move until turn two, and has really low health for a druid. She's likely going to die before she gets home.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just fucking once I'd like to have enough where I could test this out for myself instead of taking people's word for it.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This is a gimp suit for cats and you cannot change my mind.
A hairless cat in a harnass with no arm or leg holes. It has a handle. It's basically a feline gimp suit.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Also I made a thing that made me laugh. Because I love @erinyvette.bsky.social and her work. IYKYK
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Goon: " AHHH, she temporarily blinded me!" Prism: "Fuck you mean temporarily. Bitch, you blind forever." #Dispatch
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
What can I say, I pick a game and play it to death. Mostly.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Sven added more detail which I think is relevent but still makes me uncomfortable:
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Why is her skirt transparent? And why the close up on her ass? I mean at least pretend that your game is about the cool powers and the pvp and not just for gooners to jizz to... What the fuck?
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Today's Guildford weather: "Light Rain"
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The second most exciting 8 inches I could hope for. Which, like every 8 inches promised, will be significantly less than advertised and leave me disappointed.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This is true under the following conditions: * the game is already set up and ready. * the characters are already established and levelled. * all the players know how the game works in advance. * there is no cleanup. -or- * the "m" stands for months.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM TWO LASER VOIDS! #gaycatdad #Halloween #voidcatz
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Dr Mom would be proud!
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
That made me think of this.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
It's giving this
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I have a new mantra it seems...
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Okay jesus christ game, can you stop making every character my exact neuroses please?
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Real this vibes
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Define "peak gaming". I mean it's pretty obvious...
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Here I thought you call yourself a shit poster. Define "peak gaming"
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Wow Rimworld, I don't appreciate being called out like this...
A character trait list for a Rimworld Pawn that describes me way too close to be hapy about it.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I feel your pain. This is the face of "I've already done three laps around the bed, shown you my anus, whipped you in the face with my tail, meowed multiple times and have given up."
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
😉
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I'm not a huge fan of Valve's new definitiion of "free"...
Ad for Dead By Daylight listed as Free Weekend for the low price of £5.99 (60% off!)
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Me: Starbucks, why your app not let me place order? The one thing that makes me still go here is the ease of order and pick up without talking to someone. If you take that away, I can't excuse the burnt coffee or exorbitant prices or abyssmal employment practices. Also me:
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Did i already share this? I don't remember but here it is again.
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Jer A (Whytmage) @whytmage.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
On other news, I saw the Astros were trending so checked out Google to see why. Hmm, not sure. This pic may be something. Or not. I'll just post it here. I'm sure it's not anything big.
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