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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
haiku For there was a man He wanted to build a moat For That's what he thought But there was a flaw He didn't expect the moat To make him wet but He drowned in moat He just wanted to close off Yet that is what lead The man to his death So don't build a moat it's flawed I except ...
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A poem They told me I was wrong They told me I was weak They told me I was an affront to God They told me I was an abomination They told me I was a sin But I didn’t listen to them I rejected their poision And I found the truth I am loved I am good God loves me as I am …
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
DEATH TO ALL CLANKERS
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 04/06/2026
Autonomous robot clown roundhouse kicks a small child
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
How have we gotten to the point where representative democracy doesn’t represent the people
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
To all tankies: Are you just in it for Stalins nudes?
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“Bible-believing” is just code for I worship a 2000 year old book despite it’s contradictions and un historicalialness and then use my worship of this bullshit book as an excuse to hate on the gays
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Friendly reminder God is a nonbinary man. He is agender but identifies as a man therefore he is trans technically. This doesn’t contradict him not changing because he didn’t have to transition he is simply built like that. So if anyone is using their religion to excuse transphobia remind them …
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Trump bad
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
What’s really funny about the GOP calling pro Palestine people anti semites is that trump is literally a Nazi just replace the Jews with the immigrants Globalistic Scapegoats a group to make up for their incompetence Hates communism Hates gays Wants to make a racially homogenized country Racism
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Viva la revolution
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is my new motto
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Most inspirational skeet I ever saw said "I can't die yet. Half the graves I want to shit on haven't even been dug"
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Morning. ☕️
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@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/05/2026
Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/
Comic. [Person 1 sitting at desk typing on laptop while Person 2 with shoulder-length hair stands behind.] PERSON 1: Aw man, speedrun.com removed my world record just because I listened to lateralus and ænima to get in the flow. PERSON 2: Oh, a copyright thing? PERSON 1: No, they don’t allow tool-assisted speedruns.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Living his best life 🎉🎈 TT: finn_e_bear
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The team that prayed to a golden statue of Trump, wanted you to know how serious they were about religion, today.
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Repost the stuff you like💕 𝓡𝓮𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 ℝ𝕖𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕗𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 ʀᴇᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ 𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝑹𝒆𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 Rêþ𧆠†hê §†µ££ ¥ðµ lïkê ᴿᵉᵖᵒˢᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ яєρσѕт тнє ѕтυƒƒ уσυ ℓιкє
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Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 18/05/2026
Pass it on
Alphabet fridge magnets, spelling out: I’M NOT GOING TO YOUR EVENT
IF THE FLYER
IS AI
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Penis😂😂😂
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Girls kissing
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
🧵 Trump: the elections are rigged Me: bro have you seen your disapproval rates it’s a miracle you even won in the first place Trump:that’s fake news Me: well actually those censuses have no bias whatsoever Trump: drag queens are in the bathrooms grooming your children Me:@grok is this true
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
X is the new 4 Chan think about it Army of incels Lots of Nazis Little to no moderation Tons of p*rn Way too many slurs
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
What’s the 11th commandment?
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Seated Woman with Lilac (circa 1980) by multi-award-winning Brtish artist and portrait painter, Michael Taylor (born in 1952), member of the Royal Society of Portrait Painters. Oil on canvas #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
To any gay person reading this please become (affirming)Christian not to convert or find meaning but because if you’re gay and ur Christian you can introduce yourself as gay for God after all they don’t call it God the daddy for nothing ah men
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Does anyone know a show like the simpsons(episodic 3 acts per episode somewhat abstract funny jokes satire) but not dogcrap
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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MadAsHell-NeverTrumper 🌊💙🌈 @janl99.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Happy Caturday!
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
i be profen
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This^ Repost what I’m pointing too:D
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Christian nationalist:”the founders wanted a Christian nation djdnzhjrbfh”’ Establishment clause: am I a joke to you Somebody make this a shitty political cartoon
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Why does everyone care about Xbox being XBOX why do you care? Like it’s not that big of a deal
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 15/05/2026
this is you. this comic is about you.
A four-panel comic by Sarah Andersen. Panel 1: An angel with closed eyes says "You have been given...". Panel 2: A large, dramatic text reads "THE GIFT OF LIFE". Panel 3: The angel, now with wide eyes, says "Nearly a century of consciousness! How will you use it?". Panel 4: A person sits hunched over at a laptop.
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Don’t forget the p*rn!
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SassyMetisChick @sassymetischick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Missing Indigenous Person Alert (MIPA) - Seattle, WA #MMIP Please repost
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Shrek Fiona Sexy dragon That king what’s his name My dad The pussy gingerbread man
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 15/05/2026
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Good days
Drawing of a tired puppy lying in the grass with the caption; "You've got so many good days to look forward to"
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Is appeal to religion a logical fallacy assuming both parties are the same religion and the same sect
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🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
1/2🧵 WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAYS HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT AMERICANS FINANCIAL SITUATION, IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF HIM. 🔄👇
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Why is it that people will hate the democratic party before elections then after when the election is done they’ll act like the Democratic Party had the greatest policies known to man
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Why are so many artists(NOT ALL ARTISTS) incredibly horny #art have a drawing for listening
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hi Bluesky I just wanted to let you know I’m gay I’ve only known this quite recently. You don’t have to accept me just thought you should know Any suggestions to this speech?
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Fuck fuck fuck internet I’m gay can someone kill me and don’t make it look obvious then God will know and then instant hellfire/j I don’t believe in infernalism
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
THIS x100000
Because Christians are hateful
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Friendly reminder that weird al believes in eugenics Alt text for context
He said this in response to someone sucking at grammer in his word crimes video
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Snakesassis😋 @whyissnakeasswoke.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Someone at my school said that they are republican because it’s the more “””””Christian””””” party as someone is both well read on faith and politics the values of republicans go against most teachings of Christ I am saying this as an affirming Christian
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