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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever

@whydoiexist.xyz
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progressive nerd with too many interests code gorilla socialist

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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 3m
blaming the left for Trump is, however, lunacy. blaming anyone but democratic leadership is lunacy
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 4m
truth be told someone blocked someone in the reply chain and it's literally impossible for me to get context if I've incorrectly assumed things then feel free to ignore me
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 8m
you've been beating this dead horse for over a decade. it obviously makes sense on the surface. how many abject failures will it take for you to realize it does not work?
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 1h
what the fuck is wrong with americans. is it protestant brain worms? is it leftover british subject conditioning? milord cannot fail, milord can only be failed?
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 1h
why does it make more sense to blame 10 million hypothetical voters for those defeats and not the people who were in charge of the fucking campaigns to begin with
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 1h
how many people refused to vote for hilary or kamala on principle, versus the number of people who just didn't show up because both candidates did everything they could to cultivate apathy
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👻Calvinboo Congress👻 @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 2h
the guy running against hitler won. and then he appointed Hitler.
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 7h
saying this would get you permanently banned from most social media platforms
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 8h
6 real estate investment trusts
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 8h
theoretically only constrained by the max request size configured in the backend. it's not considered different from the request body etc. though some http server/reverse proxy may put a lower bound on the url itself it's considered a bad design practice though. ruins the point of a hyperlink
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 17h
didn't Trudeau denounce BDS as antisemites
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 17h
wookies. I meant wookies
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 17h
cookies are a good alien design. what if your dog was a huge guy. that's anthropological SciFi right there. nice change from the tired, overdone, "blue/green/orange hot girl" cliché
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 20h
looks like Ed Harris went on a trip to Turkey
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 14/10/2026
I get that they're lying, but telling a lie this stupid is just as dumb as actually believing it.
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 14/10/2026
yeah sure a trillion-parameter model that runs on bespoke hardware will "self-replicate" on your smart air conditioner and unpatched raspberry pi 3. fucking lunatics
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 14/10/2026
wow this makes zero fucking sense.
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 13/10/2026
a fitting punishment
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 13/10/2026
absolutely nobody will get this joke
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 13/10/2026
shitting on a park bench dropping little logs with bad intent scat running down his nose diarrhea fingers smearing shabby clo-othes hey, cacalung
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 13/10/2026
I'm starting to think it's an experiment in unsubtlety
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 13/10/2026
WHO THE FUCK MAKES THESE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 10/10/2026
sm64 creepypasta warned us about this
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 10/10/2026
I don't know. they can chew wires and cause house fires
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 10/10/2026
Canadians domesticated them though www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tijc...
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House Hippo Commercial
YouTube video by Bruce
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 09/10/2026
I want to see Netanyahu in a Nuremberg trial
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nasty skull @gilstrates.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
arghargh
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 09/10/2026
I hope they don't keep the slop logo because then they might develop a reputation for it a slop keeper's legacy, if you will
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 09/10/2026
every day some anticommunist crap on my feed
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 07/10/2026
if you say greed and disinvestment caused a preventable tragedy it's always "but chernobyl" okay. how about we imagine a Third Thing
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 07/10/2026
I shouldn't have to apologize for the fucking soviet union every time I criticize capitalism
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 07/10/2026
Alljordan is a reference to Odin the Allfather
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 07/10/2026
not planning on having kids right now but I do have a list of baby names ready : - Raul - Squigg - Spaniard - Alljordan
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 07/10/2026
during peak COVID I realize that I was both a Linux user and a vegan and I legit thought to myself "ugh I should really pick just one"
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 07/10/2026
it used to be true, but not anymore. the rest of Canada has outpaced us on social and economic progressivism that's what decades of corrupt neoliberalism will do. heed the warning. get rid of Carney ASAP
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/10/2026
the internet I grew up in was full of gore and relentless mental abuse. I'm glad it got better for the sake of cute little guys like this
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/10/2026
poilievre is not the prime minister of canada, you microwaved hot dog
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/10/2026
it's more like a tree structure but I support the message
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/10/2026
people here seem to forget how bad the CAQ already was to begin with. things will continue to be as bad as they already were, more or less, but now there's a possibility of a third failed referendum.
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/10/2026
it's tough to say. they may have to court the 9 QS seats in order to accomplish anything related to independence, but to punch down on minorities they really only need half of the PCQ winners
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/10/2026
the PQ is a fucking trash fire, don't get me wrong, but it represents a perversion of a nation-building project which started at least partly because economic progressivism could not easily find purchase in Canada
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/10/2026
the hypocrisy here is easy to explain. the WASPs want to have their cake and eat it too. their cultural and language hegemony does not need to be explained. their erasure of other peoples is just part of the process. opposing it is reactionary.
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/10/2026
the Canadian confederation should be this inviolable, sacrosanct thing despite its ongoing mistreatment of immigrants and first nations, whereas an independent Québec is rejected on the possibility (... I admit it, likelihood) that it may be the same
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/10/2026
québec politics never fail to remind me how some of the people I respect are kool-aid drinkers at the end of the day QS, the only left-of-center party left, is usually left out of the WASP discourse because it runs against the notion that separatism is this inherently right-wing movement
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 05/10/2026
it's either evil or tropical
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 04/10/2026
"wait I just remembered my maple story password"
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 02/10/2026
of course "Boyfriend Dungeon" has top tier sakuga that's just the way things work
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 30/09/2026
don't like hockey that much but it's always a pleasure to establish dominance over the leafs. #gohabsgo
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 29/09/2026
@bsky.app there should be a way to make moderation lists private. I don't want to pick fights with people. I just want to curate my fucking feed
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 29/09/2026
it took me a long time to realize but dogs are all about vibes. the ol' feller doesn't just want to play a little. he wants to be outside, with his pack, vibing, everybody together, in one place, experiencing the vibes, vibing, together with dog
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