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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever

@whydoiexist.xyz
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progressive nerd with too many interests code gorilla socialist

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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 30/09/2026
don't like hockey that much but it's always a pleasure to establish dominance over the leafs. #gohabsgo
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 29/09/2026
@bsky.app there should be a way to make moderation lists private. I don't want to pick fights with people. I just want to curate my fucking feed
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 29/09/2026
it took me a long time to realize but dogs are all about vibes. the ol' feller doesn't just want to play a little. he wants to be outside, with his pack, vibing, everybody together, in one place, experiencing the vibes, vibing, together with dog
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 28/09/2026
machine learning might just be the most mishandled non-military technology in human history. the technology has unironically come alive in the minds of people as a lake-draining, intellectual-property-shredding monster due to the sheer greed and stupidity of the people who put it to market
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 26/09/2026
my dog, a 80lbs bernese-golden mix is 12 years old going on 13. she is currently wearing a cone due to a paw injury. it's not going great. she is slamming into things constantly. she's moved furniture several feet over and has removed chips of paint from the walls more than once.
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 26/09/2026
hot dogs is the best Car Food * can be eaten one-handed * room temperature * small enough to be thrown out the window in case of emergency * can be pointed at the direction your car is going * available at drive-thru restaurants like mcdonalds
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 26/09/2026
saw a guy at costco wearing a shirt that said "I'm an electrician, nothing shocks me" and I can't tell whether that's a good sign or not
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 24/09/2026
libslop paying representatives too poorly invites a ton of corruption raising the minimum wage to a point that would be acceptable for the political class (ie, way more than a living wage) would upend the economy abolish fucking capitalism
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 22/09/2026
"nobody's perfect" honestly I think I might be. I can't think of any flaws that I have
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 21/09/2026
Anthropic and OpenAI specifically want open weight models regulated out of the market
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 20/09/2026
someone on my feed mentioned the term "smoothgroin politics" and I can't help but wonder what the implied alternative is. cock and balls politics?
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 20/09/2026
entire thread is a shitshow but this one takes the cake don't bet the house on it
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 19/09/2026
boy am I glad to be a nobody on this platform sometimes
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 19/09/2026
I can't imagine getting mad at this guy
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 18/09/2026
@creatinganewworld.bsky.social what the hell is this
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 17/09/2026
holy fuck how hard is it not to pretend to be something you're 100% not liberal co-option is a plague
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 17/09/2026
trying to listen to those (former) ed sheeran openers out of solidarity and all I'm getting out of it is a strong urge to purchase web hosting
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 16/09/2026
the most telling fact about Zionists is that they don't view neonazis as a threat, but as peers
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 16/09/2026
things I'm afraid AI might invent : virus that makes you like Korean dramas secret tunnel for Kia Souls kidney stone engagement ring a new Guitar Hero with only reggae songs Cop Juice monetary policy facebook meme group another fucken COVID tecktonic dance at the olympics
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 11/09/2026
iiiiiii'm coming up so you better get this farty sharted (actual official lyrics written by pink)
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 10/09/2026
what the fuck kind of name is "Erika Kirk" "hurr kakurrk" go home lady you're not serious
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the big AI danger is not companies suddenly inventing skynet - that's marketing rubbish, musk promising mars colonies by 2030 type stuff. the danger is companies claiming to have invented skynet and then putting what they actually have, a chatbot, in charge of stuff that's important
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 04/09/2026
if Godzilla is about the horror of nuclear war then the Matrix has to be about the implicit threat of automation on people's lives under capitalism
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 01/09/2026
this man and his oeuvre will still be studied and celebrated in 100 years
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 27/08/2026
"Liquid Smoke" implies the existence of Solid Smoke and Solidus Smoke
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 26/08/2026
Vote blue? No! Matter who!
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 25/08/2026
can't believe Trump will gladly say "Praise be to Allah" for Iran but we can't even get a tiny little "tabarnak"
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 25/08/2026
this is probably the biggest problem with DSA's electoral strategy. liberals think they know what socialism is. they haven't the faintest clue
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 25/08/2026
I wonder if American liberals are starting to understand the motivation behind all those large scale communist purges like, do you still want the GOP to be around after this? do you still want sovereign fortunes running your biggest news stations and journals?
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 24/08/2026
we need a video game graphics moratorium
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Software engineer: the cup is strategic technical debt
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 19/08/2026
can't see why Piker is still doing the "I'm just a smol bean streamer" bit. he's obviously a popular polemicist with the power to change the outcome of elections. can't blame his opps for acting like he matters
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 18/08/2026
"if it ain't broke, don't fix it" I say as my car's infotainment system reminds me that I haven't done an oil change in 5 years
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 18/08/2026
90% of my bible knowledge comes from the civilization 4 tech tree
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DebunKitty @debunkitty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't want to live in the Canada you're building. A nation that increases emissions while the world burns, turns away immigrants and refugees, takes indigenous communities to court, colludes with rightwing US entities, embraces AI data centres and transfers taxes to investors sounds horrid.
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 10/08/2026
@jeffgeerling.com I was trying to explain "soy face" to someone yesterday so I googled it and bro I think you should get in touch with wiktionary en.wiktionary.org/wiki/soy_face
en.wiktionary.org
soy face - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/08/2026
in two hundred years, compsci textbooks will have photos of Turing and Lovelace and shit, followed by a picture of a pair of legs wearing thigh high striped socks and a caption that reads "only known picture of Lily Touhou Marx who save humanity from the clankers with her proof-of-work firewall"
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 26/07/2026
why yes I do read the Crimes
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 22/07/2026
I don't see anything about the "Nordic model" that protects it from internal corruption. I think the moment the oil gravy train is over, Norway will enter an austerity stagflation spiral like the rest of us
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 12/07/2026
conor you're thirty-seven you fucking knuckle dragger. why start doing ninja shit now
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 12/07/2026
it's not been a good week for grahams
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 08/07/2026
Had this on my mind and than someone smarter than me just said it. Like fuck that guy, obviously, but some people have been doing Online Politics so long they forgot they're not just farming their dailies and that people are real. (source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=29pG... )
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 08/07/2026
idk it seems pretty answerable to me but I'm glad to see some awareness of the possibility at least
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/07/2026
if I can download a car, what else can I download? can I download food? housing? if scarcity is solved then we do we need intellectual property?
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/07/2026
maybe I should heed this advice
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/07/2026
the discover feed is unbearable
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 06/07/2026
I guess this sort of thing was inevitable. I hope the DSA has a strong contingency plan against this sort of liberal co-option
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 03/07/2026
autonomous robot dogs that you can hijack with basic shell injection are a perfect example of why software engineering and electrical engineering are separate disciplines
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 03/07/2026
is the DSA Marxist? I honestly can't tell
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Dogspeed You! Golden Retriever @whydoiexist.xyz · 02/07/2026
why the fuck do people care about not owning games now what changed it's been like this for twenty fucking years the frog was boiled to death before the Obama presidency
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