Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Walking my dogs in South Minneapolis, alone, and instead of getting murdered; 1 neighbor ran to his front door to say hello and another hollered it from his porch, another neighbor was taking a pull from a heater so she couldn’t say hello and instead opted for a wave. 151
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 07/06/2026If you are doing open streets Lyndale swing by and say Hi! 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Bring on the heat, I’m so serious right now. No amount of fucking vitamin-D (not a euphemism) is fixing how long the SAD is dragging on. 010
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I have a hard time believing that Clarice Starling would abide Kash Patel 000
Reposted by Deana she/herCartilage Pizza @cartilagepizza.bsky.social · 31/01/2026If this is The Minneapolis Spring then I can’t wait for a national Southside-Style Mayday 2276
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I remember when MN was flyover country; that would be nice to have again. 010
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Thankfully no activity on our corner tonight. Tomorrow I get to sit on my doorbell cam and watch the laundromat across the street. No, it’s not a Ring. Fuck that 010
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 12/01/2026That I have to sit in my car during restaurant close time and watch so people can go home safely, is bullshit. 010
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I cannot begin to describe my love for pink drink. Always the prettiest drink on the menu and she hates your guts. 010
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025It’s finally cold enough for me to bungee cord the turkey briner shut and let that bitch sit outside. 010
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Real ID requirements are a huge pain in the ass for women. Now imagine having ALL of your shit together to get one and some man infantilizes you instead of just asking where your divorce decree is? 261
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 18/11/2025New Ken Burns joint is probably a necessary watch right now. Throw a couple bucks at PBS while you’re at it. 011
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 15/11/2025People bring their children to Las Vegas? Not all places are for kids. 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Nobody, and I mean nobody, had DJT blowing Bubba on the 2025 bingo card. 010
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Over Lake Harriet, I might have fallen in love with the city again. 030
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Kinda blurry photo of Lake Harriet tonight. 030
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 06/11/2025There’s a woman on TikTok currently doing a series where she calls churches and explains that she ran out of formula and her baby is hungry. Spoiler alert: the only two churches that offered help was a black church and mosque. The christians should be ashamed. Fuck your mega-church 010
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Decorated my house on a busy-ass street and have only had two kids, I’m so sad 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Some fucking bitch just plowed into me at the State and couldn’t be bothered to acknowledge I exist. Stay in the fucking burbs 010
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Had the pleasure of sitting in front of Frey campaign worker at the Elvis Costello show last week, the way they talked shit about the candidates and non-supporters was… Something Anyways, don’t rank Frey 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Has anyone checked the price of a Covid vaccine without insurance? It’s $275 I’ll leave that right there They apply a coupon to get it down to $256 *nods* Yep 100
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Ope, Kim Bartmann did something kind of scummy? Water is wet y’all 110
Reposted by Deana she/herLady_612 (she/her) @lady612.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Why are local musicians who have tended bar and who might be elected officials on the DFL ticket still cool with performing at a venue who union busted and fucked over a lot of amazing service industry folks in the process? 0102
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 18/08/2025JFC. Why can’t people figure out flash on phone cameras in 2025? 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Selling the Outback on Friday and we’ll be a two EV household 110
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 08/08/2025It’s getting to be a weird humidity where the boxwoods REALLY start to smell like cat piss. 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Today’s adventure in shared gender bathroom antics involved a toilet seat left up, unflushed (we’re at a brewery in OR), and TWO grown-ass men not washing their hands. Y’all are disgusting. 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 28/07/2025I dragged all of my houseplants inside, Minneapolis won’t even get coughed at by Derecho. You’re welcome 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Happy to report that the North Loop is definitely not on fire. 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 24/07/2025A couple of days ago someone’s mother came into the store and asked for a systemic for her perennials. “We don’t use systemic on perennials, luring pollinators to your yard to kill them seems rude” She was more concerned with the aesthetic of the leaves of her plants. 100
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Imagine giving a couple of guys “Fuck You” money and then they actually say “Fuck You” within days. 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Everyone is at Minnehaha Park right now. Not a single fire 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Did I just drive to and from the garden center listening to Billy Idol at an unhealthy volume? Yes Were the blue-haireds annoyed with me? Also yes. 020
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 11/07/2025This a silver maple tree hate account now. Pulling 5 million saplings out of my perennial beds is getting real fuckin old. 120
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Hey friends, I’m super worried, I rode my bike from South Minneapolis to Target Field and I wasn’t murdered once. Was kinda looking forward to it. 030
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Confidential to the person that stomped through my perennials last night; your mom is a hoe 030
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Ted Cruz can’t grow a beard. I mean, why are there pubic hairs glued to his jowls? 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Why are there people outside in LynLake? I thought it was always on fire and every person gets murdered. 0101
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Why are there people in downtown Minneapolis? I thought it was constantly on fire and the cordyceps were taking over. 172
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 18/06/2025All the assholes left the Gary Clark Jr show early, bye bitches 010
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 18/06/2025The normies who spend $80 a ticket to talk over the artist (music show) have got to be stopped. 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 16/06/2025My mailman catches me smoking weed at all hours of the day. I wonder if he and the other mailman (there are 2, they both catch me) talk about me. 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Let’s make one thing clear; Elon doesn’t get a redemption arc. He still sucks. 000
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Ok. I love the shared restroom idea, I’m not a fucking weirdo, but cis-men have got to try to live in a society. Pissing with stall doors open is not ok. Leaving seats up is not ok Jumping the line while someone is waiting is not ok. Get it together. 010
Deana she/her @whorticulturist.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Idk who needs to hear this but after this mornings little bit of rain, the ground is perfect for pulling emerging creeping charlie. 010