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@whoastanderson.bsky.social
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she&they // baltimore md // reading @fifthwheelpress.bsky.social @monarch.gay // writer library worker good time AND i <3 my union

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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there is no one i can trust anymore. “dinner for the two of us” he said. “let me take you out after your birthday.” all lies. all a ruse to surprise me with my best friend that moved to canada joining us for a lovely meal. i’ve been betrayed
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when you give a kid a label maker
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Abe Stein @morenothings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who wore it wetter: Keanu Reaves in Point Break or the brim of Jeff Rosenstock’s trucker hat in the middle of the set?
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i <3 sweatiest man alive jeff rosenstock
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if you send us something right now i will read it IMMEDIATELY
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
identical twins wearing matching tshirts with “who cloned who” on them
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Matt Kendrick @mattkendrick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"This is the kind of place where a car alarm sounds every night from somewhere, presumably the parking lot" Such a strongly evocative piece from @whoastanderson.bsky.social - of character, place, situation; a universality and specificity wrapped together in such a resonant way
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glitterature @glitterature.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Have you even been at a reading if you haven’t been at one where Michael Tager yells at Justin Sanders to shut up because Justin is laughing so hard at Michael’s poems. #baltimore
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
new piece out today & for better or worse it is all true — enjoy :)
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HAD @havehashad.com · 14/08/2026
only 2 days into Z.H.'s "places" call, and already something special in these today from Stephanie Anderson "This is the kind of place where a car alarm sounds every night from somewhere, presumably the parking lot, though we can never rule things out..." www.havehashad.com/p5bc4
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Three Alarms by Stephanie Anderson
By the time I’m home from work, the longest stuffed monkey in the world is hanging its head in my apartment complex dumpster. Seven feet of monkey, beautiful almond fur, four-foot legs dangling with&hellip;
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Abe Stein @morenothings.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Cat
Midnight, a large black cat with yellow eyes and black toe beans lays on his side at the corner of the bed.  A hand is scratching his head while he stares straight into the camera.  His ears are pointed straight out to either side and right at the bottom of his face there is a large pink blep coming out of his mouth.  

Perfection.
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Abe Stein @morenothings.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Today is my birthday, to celebrate you can get me up to 3 gifts: 1. Reply to this post with a song you've been enjoying recently so I can enjoy it too 2. Donate to translifeline.org 3. Say something genuine and nice to someone that you care about, no matter how cringe it feels to do so Thanks :)
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
happy birthday to abe :)
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
poems in gonzoid today gonzoid.neocities.org/StephAnderson
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Two Poems by stephanie anderson
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Abe Stein @morenothings.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Cat
Midnight, a large black cat, dozes in a sunbeam on the floor of my living room
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Neocities @neocities.org · 05/06/2026
We're working on the DNS outage. It's not technical - someone is trying to legally attack us and Namecheap took down the domain. More details later.
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
it’s a beautiful day to bump eurobeat and speed
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
good afternoon and welcome to a grueling monday of applying to even more jobs
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
had a ball last night!! <3 <3
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Tom Snarsky @tomsnarsky.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
the recording of last night’s reading is up now on YouTube!! ICYMI, check out the brilliant work that @gr8earlofhell.bsky.social, @travisshosa.bsky.social, @ezhang77.bsky.social, & @whoastanderson.bsky.social shared via the 🔗 below :) 💡
A screenshot of Elena Zhang from the April 2026 Night Light poetry reading
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Abe Stein @morenothings.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Cat
Mister midnight lying on a glass table, he is very flat.
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blooming sludge @ledesordrecestmoi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Apple is union busting using the same model as Starbucks (and many other businesses large and small). please help support the fight for the Towson Apple Store workers! actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
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Tell Apple to Keep the Towson, MD., Apple Store Open
Apple just announced it will permanently close its Towson, MD., store in June. For many Baltimore County residents, this isn’t just an inconvenience; it’s the loss of the only Apple store in the metro area reachable by public transit. When this store closes, working-class residents, disproportionately Black and brown Baltimoreans, will have nowhere to go for in-person tech support, repairs, and services. Small business owners who depend on Apple's Business team will be left without a local resource. There's something else you should know: this is the first Apple store in the country to unionize. The nearly 90 workers at this location are members of the IAM Union (International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers). Workers at the two non-union Apple stores closing the same month were guaranteed job transfers. Towson workers were told to apply through the same portal as outside job applicants. Towson deserves better than abandonment. We’re calling on Apple to identify a new Towson location and keep its commitment to this community rather than walking away when workers had the courage to organize. Tell Maryland elected officials to tell Apple CEO Tim Cook not to close the Towson store. Don’t leave Baltimore County behind.
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
apple would rather ice out the entire metropolitan baltimore market than have a union retail store. start here to support: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
actionnetwork.org
Tell Apple to Keep the Towson, MD., Apple Store Open
Apple just announced it will permanently close its Towson, MD., store in June. For many Baltimore County residents, this isn’t just an inconvenience; it’s the loss of the only Apple store in the metro...
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
my #1 mafs au opinion is that steven needs to put the lip ring back in
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
mag that held this poem disappeared overnight whatever it lives on forever on bsky.social
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i hope everyone is reading something cool on their planes and trains
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
so excited everyone is en route to baltimore we’re gonna kick it so hard
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
two new poems in dodo eraser :o read them now before i read them to you on thursday 3/5 at the ottobar dodoeraser.org/2026/03/02/t...
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Two Poems by stephanie anderson
with love, public servanti laughed by the copier in the center of the librarywith the lanyard on my neck and his papers in my handsit was the day before the holidays and i was sick of beingthe tent…
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
mood. might break out a clarinet solo reimagining of every poem i’ve ever written instead of reading
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Daniel Miller @danielmiller.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Much like Leo in that one movie, I’ve conned my way onto this list of real writers and poets. If you are around, please come hang out, hear some good words! see u there!
Flyer for an AWP offsite reading, featuring a photo of many people dressed like Uncle Sam on a roller coaster:

BURIAL MAGAZINE PRESENTS:
A VERY BURIAL AFTERNOON
A BURIAL MAGAZINE AWP OFFSITE READING FEAT. YOUR ESTEEMED HOST JAMESON DRAPER
317/26 | 3PM-5PM
STEPHANIE ANDERSON
AVEE CHAUDHURI
JOHN CRAWFORD
BETHANY CUTKOMP
JAMESON DRAPER
SCOTT LAUDATI
JULIÁN MARTINEZ
DANIEL MILLER
ALEXANDRA NAUGHTON
JENNIFER OSTOPOVICH
TRAVIS SHOSA
ADDISON ZELLER
Mystique Barrel Brewing and Lager House
912 Washington Blvd
Baltimore, MD 21230
SATURDAY, MARCH 7TH, 3РМ-5РM:
DON'T YOU DARE MISS IT!
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
my cat should be on hiring panels
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frames 🏳️‍🌈 14k @framesandtulips.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
why is this wanker obsessed with the idea of women with green hair? how many fucking women with green hair has he met? #mafs #mafsau
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
me when i’m an australian white supremacist’s nightmare and also named stephanie
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
see you there xoxo
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JAKE @publishedbyjake.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
One night only! End of AWP!
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
you know i keep it on me
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
at the point in the night where i’m pissed off that shrimp can see colors i can’t begin to imagine
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
sweet romantic evenings googling councilmanic candidates in the dark
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
status unavailable until further notice bc MAFS AU is back on
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
send me something to read tonight pls & ty
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
[in the interview] my tarot deck said you should give me this job
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
very drunk man in a church asked me for a book recommendation today
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fifth wheel press @fifthwheelpress.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
just fyi: blog submissions are open! they are unthemed! duotrope.com/duosuma/subm...
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
some model trains have fallen into my possession, as they are wont to do. if you know more about them than i do pls hmu
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Abe Stein @morenothings.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This might be a long shot but do I know anyone who knows anything about pricing model trains?
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Haley (they/them) @talkinghyphae.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Wowww this
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
this year i will post
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
good luck everyone out there that got AI art from grandma this year
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stephanie 💽 @whoastanderson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
also i have a poem up with @rejectionlit.bsky.social that i'm very proud of :) t.co/p3Yrxyt9jQ
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https://rejection-letters.com/2025/12/05/maneuverability-stephanie-anderson/
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