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whitney

@whitneypublic.gay
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comically unfunny | a public account by the name whitney | she/her | 23 y/o | 10/8/23 HRT | i like my gfs @silver-squirrel.bsky.social; @nickel1945.bsky.social alot | pfp is a meme by @meowbot39 on twitter

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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 05/03/2026
Fuck put my leftovers from Cheesecake in the fridge a few days ago, but I didn't take out my copy of Air Ride 2 and now its been chilled for 48 hours
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 06/02/2026
wreckcon
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 08/10/2025
girl year two
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 03/10/2025
With all the rural hospitals shutting down, what if we make the Buc-ees of hospitals? That way, people will find it fun and exciting to drive two and a half hours to get their annual checkups. Branded Chippy the Chinchilla merch on the entirety of F1 along with Pulled Turkey Sandwiches for the road
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 17/09/2025
im bored ask me anything and ill prolly give an answer
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 15/08/2025
success
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 15/07/2025
get me a girl that got me like the soul got kris' back in delta rune
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Scribz @scribzag24.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
i had to
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 25/06/2025
ayy a shenanigan happened and I'm covered for a while longer
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 11/06/2025
I'm not a big fan of eating Sour Patch Kids. like whatd those kids do. if they were called smth like Sour Patch Billionaires, id be so fucking down
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AzulCrescent @azulcrescent.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Happy Pride, Everyone.
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 01/06/2025
In honor of Pride Month, I am proud to announce that tomorrow, my health insurance company will officially be kicking me off their policy. They really know how to start of a great pride month 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass"
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Ken Jennings
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You mean look up the questions.
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Guardian System (She/Her) @kodochara.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 14/04/2025
Two Bidews having Sex. Two Bidews having Sex. My items. My items. My item involuntarily are UNUSABLE FOR THE DURATION OF THE NEXT TWO TURNS
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 07/04/2025
Watch me do a kickflip
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 24/03/2025
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 24/03/2025
Loving gay Tadbulb. Evil intimidating Furret :)
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 18/03/2025
i'm kinda like the impostor in among us. I just can't stop winning!
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 10/03/2025
I want to return from the bed I once rose...
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 06/03/2025
tfw im adding a fuckton of teto songs to the convention playlist bc i have great taste in music
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 25/02/2025
WreckCon
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Artfight.net/~deadmallwasteland @varkabond.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
throws a moon ball at you
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 22/02/2025
Getting Pokémon's GSC Kurt to do my bottom surgery so that my balls are rendered useless (its okay I evolve with a burn heal)
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 14/02/2025
another valentines day, another huniepop 2 sess
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 10/02/2025
i love how teto says teto as much as teto did back when teto's utau voice first came out up to today where teto now uses teto's badass synthv one. first was the te-te-to-te-to-te-to of like, triple baka but now teto can say te-te-te-teto-teto in the hit song teto-ris. thats like one tetillion years
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a cartoon of a girl with the time 10:10 on the bottom right
ALT: a cartoon of a girl with the time 10:10 on the bottom right
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 02/11/2024
asexual orgies be like "wow who wants to play chutes and ladders" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 10/02/2025
They really should make a hater rule for football. It's like an evil mercy rule. If the losing team loses by 21 points, they get like Nickelodeon slimed and the ppl can insta replay it for 5 minutes after
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
In a new lawsuit filed against Trump by state AGs, a family with a trans kid shares she died by suicide last month citing fears Trump would deny her access to gender-affirming care. "Her parents have expressed fear...that what happened to their daughter does not happen to other children."
The serious concerns over how the Order will detrimentally impact transgender
youth cannot be overstated. One Washingtonian, as her parents describe her, was a bright and
gentle soul who loved playing musical instruments, trying new things, and playing Magic the
Gathering. She was excited to learn Japanese and the impact of gender-affirming care was
immediately clear to her family. Her parents described that “her joy was clear with every new
milestone in her transition. She was so happy to get to the next step, to get closer to presenting
in a way that was true to herself.” But the day before the presidential election, she shared,
“[t]omorrow I get to find out if I’m illegal.” After the election, she asked her parents if they
could move to Canada because she was fearful of new restrictions on transgender youth and
worried about losing access to gender-affirming care. In January 2025, she took her life. After
the Order issued, her parents expressed that the outlook for transgender futures looks scary and
shared fears of what ending gender-affirming care would have meant for their daughter’s access
to therapy, puberty-delaying medication, hormones, and hope of surgery. Her parents have
expressed fear for the many lives who depend on gender-affirming care and that what happened
to their daughter does not happen to any other children.
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 07/02/2025
Next Eevee evolution should be a Steel typed named "Alumineon" pronounced as "al-lu-min-e-on"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 03/02/2025
If all 8 billion people on Earth drink like a cup-full of ocean water every week, I think we can offset the negative externalities of sea levels rising.
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 30/01/2025
big pause strikes again
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 30/01/2025
its always fun seeing how the e prescriptions printouts are explaining what menopause is. ive never seen those papers explain what transition is :p
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 29/01/2025
One time in sophomore year, I just stole a door handle from a building on campus. I just opened the door, it popped off, and since then it's been on my bedside table. It helps keep the demons away at night
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AMPHI✧SYS ! ! 🖇👍 @silver-squirrel.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 28/01/2025
ngl i dont really know how to just start convos here or like just make interesting posts. like i can spitball random bullshit, but is that really what my friends want? /shrug
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 22/01/2025
Thank fuck. I am so glad I rushed name change and gender markers back in August
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ading.dev @ading.dev · 13/01/2025
I made a Doom source port that runs within a PDF file. PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields. doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf github.com/ading2210/do...
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 07/01/2025
I'm kinda like Shadow the Hedgehog, except instead of being an edgy hedgehog with trauma, I just love a latina
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 02/01/2025
apparently, my burger was taste tested for quality assurance b4 i picked it up
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 31/12/2024
going fulltime during your winter break sucks
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
HOW COOL IS THIS?! Scientists have discovered a new way to destroy cancer cells. By stimulating aminocyanine molecules with near-infrared light, cancer cells vibrate in sync, enough to break apart their membranes! These “molecular jackhammers” DESTROYED 99% of cancer cells! 🧪🧵⬇️
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 22/12/2024
This sleep guy's got hands
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 21/12/2024
So I had alot to do today. So obvi I slept for most of it instead <3
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 13/12/2024
New girl milestone hit! Accidentally left home without bra on and had to turn around 🔥
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whitney @whitneypublic.gay · 11/12/2024
Ahhhhhhhh The ability to finally lay in bed doing nothing and my world doesn't start falling apart :)
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/12/2024
Irreparable damage of puberty blockers but half of American boys get concussions from repeatedly running into each other and call it “football”
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