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while hiking with my friend earlier this week they had to run down the mountain because they were about to shit their pants and given the situation I'm in right now I'm realizing I was making fun of them way too much

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

every time dude answers my call on the first ring I make fun of him bc like why are you so obsessed with me

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

just typed out and deleted the corniest fucking posts like 15 times in a row someone please sedate me

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

how much body glitter is work appropriate? asking for a friend

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

me taking a video I’m never gonna look at again “yeah this rocks”

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

waiting for that bass drop like damn I hate edging

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

appreciating French toast sticks as a concept

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Las Vegas is just an accumulation of assault on your senses

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

running late with a coffee in hand is one of the most disrespectful forms of running late

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

so funny and iconic of Ed Sheeran’s band to drop out of his tour 💀 bc there’s no way mf is gonna do an acapella tour, right?

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m about to go buy new forks bc what the hell!!!

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

slut for a simple deep bass line

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

there’s bass in my headphones and suddenly I have the ability to be productive

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

pretty privilege is real because why did bro just give me his fidget toy today .. “you keep it” oh okay

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

really glad there’s not horror movie music playing when scary things happen in real life, that would make it soooo much worse

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

8 am and Spotify thinks I want to listen to alternating Megan Thee Stallion and high energy house… and the worst part is that they’re right ..

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

and sometimes when I’m speeding along I do feel like maybe this is dangerous and humans weren’t meant to go this fast

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

a task I thought would take me 30 min only took me 10 min which is super fun and cool for me, a girl who got up an hour early to give herself time (could’ve slept)

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

by the hair I just found on this toilet seat the person who used it before me must’ve had a crazy bush

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me on my fifth lap, dying. random old man who stopped me to chat, “I do 10 laps every day just to sleep”

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

taco in one hand, phone in the other, knee on the wheel

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I think we're all due for a fairly decent meltdown

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

just remembered something embarrassing and responded to internal stimuli in front of people

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

it’s 3 am and I’m drinking straight out of the brita

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

drunk as hell, commenting under Megan thee stallions ig pics

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

experiencing an interesting phenomenon where my ass is getting bigger so my pants are getting shorter …

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

oh you guys are trying to hit your protein goals? that’s cool, I’m trying to hit my fiber goals

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

just saw someone spell ‘nauseous’ as ‘nacaius’ .. and that’s ingenuity I think

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

and the biggest hurdle to me winning dancing with the stars is that I am not famous

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

two things that will never go together: “I’m gonna take a quick shower” and “let me put some music on”

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

my favorite thing about sounds is how they’re always loud as fuck right when you really want them to be quiet

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

maturing is realizing that the items that the Taco Bell worker decides to put in my bag is actually none of my business

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

streetlights along this street keep flashing but it’s like. I don’t really have time for spooky omens right now

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

fully drenched head to toe but my hot yoga instructor told me I’m so beautiful

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

LMFAO … I mean someone who doesn’t know what sequins are might say it is

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

feeling sick in the head, might turn my phone to military time

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

had to prepare for my quest

chunks of cheese and bread inside a sandwich bag inside a shiny silver purse

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claire @whitecrayon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

my hair is so long and luscious it keeps getting caught in my waistband

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