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Whistling Batter

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Cincinnati, City-State, USA. oh. hi. oh.

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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 1h
take exercise? i would rathet give it im a giver, baby.
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Young Frankenstein (1974) @youngfrank1974.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good night, Frau Blücher. (HORSES NEIGHING)
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dont the bears draft a #1 QB every few years...and they got Case Keenum & Andy Dalton?
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[melania voice singing a who song]: you betta you betta be best ----------- Chargers' Jim Harbaugh on struggling Justin Herbert: 'Be better'
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TCM doesn't have political ads. gonna watch just that for 5 weeks.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
first hot take of u2 silencio. ok they are trying something a little different maybe? but man i need Joshua->Achtung different.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wlwt still has news on. peacock is already into the jalen monologue. wtf wlwt
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i think about Paul Westerberg's Things lyrics about every other day.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i was dancing in a cincy lesbian bar, uh-huh uh-huh www.reddit.com/r/cincinnati...
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm in favor of just merging I-75 teams, Cincy and Tampa whatever they team ends up in, is fine
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
woody/matthew Brothers is painful to watch
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
jesus effing baby christ, FC Cincy
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[bono voice]: Outside, It's America www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Mother of woman found hanging in tree shocked as police say body was staged
Christy Spivey tells the BBC she only has more questions now police think Tasia Fortune's body was put in the tree after her death.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Evander Evasive
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Noonan.
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Jerry Seinfeld Yelling Newman!
ALT: Jerry Seinfeld Yelling Newman!
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
im done with Roman Incel
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all pitching changes should be made by daughters. MLB Strike issue 2027
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
placing bets on App State now.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wait why do they allow red heads in Quebec
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FC CIncy's been partying in Montreal and can't be bothered to give it a go in this match
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
is somebody blowing up Sharon Lake.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
is a Hagglund some sort of ugly hound
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dear sweet baby eyetalian jesus: if i leave the red sauce on the stove for 3 days will it turn into wine.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
great watching FC Cincy now i need some poutaine, or poontang or both. Montreal, finally a team we can beat?
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look i'm a straight white male who had the Married To The Mob soundtrack and loved every single track on it, while pretty sure in 1988 that New Order was too fecking gay with all the kiddie style keyboards. Also Blue Monday was really good.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SNL UK knocking it out more than month before SNL USA comes back to suck even worse then last year
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
who is this Bruce and why is he always letting down the white dude with the afro from england
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
spectrum just took the "CINR" channel off their not-at-home ipad/ipone app as an accessible channel. cable bastards.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you are pitching your last MLB game, throw your fecking arm off, dude.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why does my decanter look like a bong
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How about Buddhism?
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[paul simon voice]; A young girl in a parking lot was preaching to a crowd Singing sacred songs and reading from the Bible Well, I told her I was lost And she told me all about the Pentecost And I seen that girl as the road to my survival
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jews for Jesus?
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watch the Reds everyday for 50 years and it will take your mind off any other compulsions www.reddit.com/r/cincinnati...
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's that time again. the Last Reds Weekend the start of the misery of no baseball the end of the misery of Reds baseball
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey CNBC ad ppl: James Altucher isn't a legendary investor, he's a scamster pitching BS to old people on this channel. tbf most other ads do that too. and the main show at 6
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cathie Wood back on a prime morning slot on CNBC to tout her -78% return over the last 5 years
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when the Zucker and Seinfeld universes collide
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cologuard Plus. Take a shit in a box and mail it!
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh. oh no.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
but we've still got Chad Lowe, right? Right? www.cincinnati.com/story/sports...
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Rob Lowe says he'll be dead before Reds return to World Series
Rob Lowe confirmed he's a bigger Dodgers fan than Reds fan, and shared pessimism about the Reds' World Series chances, potentially for years to come.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[McCartney 1976 Voice]: Dylan Dodd Open the bullpen and let em in
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shake it like a polaroid - Jim Garner, sexually harassing Mariette Hartley
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey look Brady SInger's pitching BP again
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Airplane! (1980) @airplane1980.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bUt BuNTing Is baD
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ios 27 has failed to change my life
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
posting a wanted ad in the Cincinnati Post the week after MLB Season ends: "Wanted. Someone to come over and kick me in the nuts, every weeknight, 7:05pm" I just like to keep the season going like it was.
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mike yaz has always been a .230 hitter. the rest of MLB has just come down to his level.
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