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I live in Colorado, have mad fits of creativity followed by periods of somnolence, and am charmed by snakes. She/her, or whatever. Signal: whetstone.54

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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
choosing to set myself free
A screenshot showing me muting the words “Rahm Emmanuel” forever.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My last beloved cat was a very good mouser and would sit patiently staring at the stove for like an hour (I think they were getting in behind there, it backed up to an outside wall). Maybe little sounds were resetting his concentration but he was f o c u s e d.
A tuxedo tabby cat in alert sphinx pose staring at a stove.A tuxedo tabby tucked under a kitchen island, feet gently crossed at the wrist, staring alertly at the stove just outside the frame to the right.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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"I have a local city councilman that has this saying: 'Woke 1 was crazy'... especially during Covid, I think that the doors were really open in trying to entertain any and every policy that was going to get us to a better place. And I actually think that the discussions that were had in that time were quite fruitful. I think that when we talk about crime today, it's fundamentally different than the way that we talked about crime in bringing crime down. And I think that we all share in the goals of having as low a crime rate as possible. I think that, you know, during lockdown, of course, rhetoric in that time is not rhetoric that we would use today. And I'm grateful that these candidates have the opportunity to present who they are to their electorate and what they're campaigning on in this moment."
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i know this place!! just off the train near the morgan stop?
probably? the same sign saying YES but shot at a darker time so very little of its surroundings are visible
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the name “jerry” spelled out in capital “no”s
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
u/adamtots comic. A bearded man in a red hat is shaking hands with a protestor wearing an "LGB without the T" shirt and carrying a rainbow-colored "gays against drag queens" sign.

Red Hat: "We did it! We finally outlawed all the trans people and drag queens! Thanks for your help!"

LGB: "Happy to be of service!"

LGB: "So, who are we going after next?" 
Red Hat: fixed stare

LGB: "I said who's next?" 
Red Hat: same fixed stare, slightly wider smile

LGB (with a concerned expression): "Who..."
Red Hat: same fixed stare, very wide closed-lipped smile
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@bartenderhemry.bsky.social In case you’re not an Onion subscriber
Onion article headlined “FBI classifies not finishing hamburger as seditious activity.“ The accompanying photograph is Kash Patel at a lectern with a large photo of a partially-eaten hamburger behind him.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I was extremely delighted by this photo opportunity (northern NM)
an open book with the chapter heading “the individual and the species“ and a drawing of a tarantula under it lies on a brick floor next to a live tarantula about the same size as the drawing
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It may be her last night, and she has dwindled to well beneath the naked-eye-visible level, but she still lives. five and a half weeks.
an almost entirely black image. the palest ghost of a light stick, no longer even reddish, is visible slightly off-center to the right
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
inspiring! i even have the same garam masala. did mine on untoasted fresh baguette, and added some sliced almonds for crunch.
closeup of an open-faced avocado sandwich with almond slices on one half
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
epic handshake meme. the arms are labeled with the flags of russia and ireland, and the clasped hands are labeled with a ladybug emoji + “god’s little cow”
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Today I learned of the red-crowned roofed turtle. What a looker!
A male red-crowned roofed turtle gives the camera an intense golden-eyed glare. He has a yellow lower face, a red forehead to his snout, and blue patches extending backward from his eye. His neck is red-and-white striped. A small section of his shell is visible, also mottled red.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
ok, so. i had to take a business trip, and was so sad i was going to miss its last hurrah, but i just got home and my glowstick lives. the phone’s doing the thing it does during aurorae, exaggerating something barely visible, but. three and a half weeks.
the miraculous glowstick, still red but glowing so faintly it doesn’t illuminate anything else on the table.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
🙌🏻
My quiz results: 84% woke/16% chud, 39% techbro/61% neo-luddite, 48% hopepilled/52% doomer, 81% davos/19% dubai.

My closest match: Zohran Mamdani.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The fountain pen people, specifically @carlbergstrom.com, sniped me again. Sailor Manyo Shirakashi & Sailor Manyo Yamabuki. I really like them both!
an abstract design in two colors to test inks. shirakashi makes longer curves and zigzags, and yamabuki fills in with short straight lines and small dots.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i honestly cannot believe this thing. it has been TWO WEEKS. she’s very faint, but she’s still here.
a red glowstick in the darkness. it is the same glowstick. it is eternal.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A closeup of a tuxedo tabby lying on his side, his eyeliner impeccable, making intense eye contact and coquettishly curling his tail over the right side of his face.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i am just so happy. it’s been more than 4 days.
the same red glowstick in the dark, just a day later. rocky horror was saturday night. it is wednesday. it is a tiny miracle.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
it has been 48 hours and this is still happening the phone exaggerates, but she’s still alive
a slightly blurry image of a red glowstick on a table in a dark room. it’s reflecting faintly off the table and some indeterminate objects nearby (not distinguishable, but for the record: an alarm clock, a lamp, and a glass of water)
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
A chart titled “What Kind of Jew are You?” It’s a family tree showing how various forms of religious belief have descended from Judaism. “Christian”, “Islamic,” and “Mormon” all have a star. 

Bottom text reads: “The ongoing factionation of Judaism has resulted in over half of the religious belief in the world. This chart shows a sample of existing and dead factions. A star indicates yet another new prophet and an addition of new holy books.”
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
behold: my tenacious new friend! #bloomscrolling
A stem of penstemon covered in purple-violet flowers. A juniper is partially visible to the left.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
i made a friend today
a close up of a huge red poppy shot through a white picket fence. the flower is fully open and its deep purple pollen is dusting the inside of its petals. beneath and behind it you can see its spiky leaves and an unopened bud.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this is jumping spider SLANDER
A screenshot showing that the contains Trump’s face label has been automatically applied to the two adorable jumping spider photos above.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
They don’t seem real. This picture wasn’t edited, it’s just a surreal color to begin with and phone cameras overreact a bit to blue.
Looking down on an artichoke flower at dusk. It appears to be literally glowing electric purple against a tangle of dark, spiky leaves.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A comic in shades of mauve. In the top panel, a person is holding their head and saying “Oh no! The rare cherry tree grandma brought with her from the old country! It’s been chopped down!! And only a week after my new neighbor complained about it blocking his view!”

In the second panel a disembodied voice says “Tree law?” followed by a sequence of besuited people popping out from behind fences and bushes with briefcases repeating “Tree law!!”

The last panel shows the person who lost the tree, wide-eyed, being carried on the shoulders of a crowd of people with torches and pitchforks, and with a shower of bills falling from the sky. The crowd is chanting “TREE! LAW! TREE! LAW!”
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

NUREMBERG
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It's ok to let an LLM or other machine learning system take a first pass to weed out the extremely obvious and traumatizing CSAM, gore, and violent slur-fests. There are many many questionable applications for this tech, but moderation is not one of them.
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
oh holy crap
Wikipedia Gacha card for the accession of Turkey to the EU. It has an attack score of 6029 and a defense score of 13000.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
yes, we can defend!
Wikipedia Gacha card for the list of minor planets: 599001–600000. It has an attack score of 1754 and a defense score of 12558.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for “hell”
A collectible painted porcelain plate with two adorable kittens in antique greeting-card style. One is a black tuxedo and the other is white, and they’re both wearing ruffly bows around their necks. The motto on the plate says “Get the Hell out of our House” in fancy black script.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I found a few pictures that might work.
sunset scene overlooking the sea from a bluff. there’s a large tree silhouetted on the right, and a few scattered black rocks among the waves.a dirt path next to a fence curves away from the viewer. it runs through tall wild grass fields toward a small stand of trees. the sky is full of small clouds.A backlit bamboo fence with an old door set into it. Behind the fence the trunk of a tree is clearly visible, and its branches fall over the front of the fence.Tall spindly trees on a streambank silhouetted against a gently cloudy sky. In the distance, mountains.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
this is the pan, came out exactly like that
post-baking pan for the cake, with the barest few crumbs clinging to the incredibly complicated mold
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
check out this absolute beauty!
an unmolded golden-brown cake cooling on a wire rack. it is a vision of sharp cut-crystal art deco facets, no sticky bits missing.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Update: made a shirt.
A close-up of a burgundy t-shirt with white lettering that reads “I have neighbors everywhere.”
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I suppose this *does* look rather therapeutic.
Image: Indiana Jones punching a Nazi.

Text: I came here to study the humanities and punch Nazis. And they just cut funding for the humanities.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Intrusive thought: is it possible to do this fish's portrait as a literal carpet?
A picture of a blackbellied anglerfish (Lophius budegassa) lying on the seafloor. Nothing in the image really gives us the scale, but Wikipedia says the max recorded size for this species is about a meter and most are half that. This is somewhat comforting because frankly a meter is already uncomfortably large. It mostly looks like a mossy green seafloor-carpet with a fernlike fringe, except it also has bulgy eyes and a rather disturbingly wide dark slit of a mouth with a bit of visible tongue inside. The lips are also fringed. It's got its lure laid back between its eyes, but it's an anglerfish so you best believe it has one.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
i do not have a cat, but that doesn’t stop me!
pallas cat aggressively nibbling on a jack-o-lantern
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
image with alt text:
America's Richest People Are Not Its Most Generous

Only half of the 12 richest people in the United States are on Forbes' list of the 25 biggest givers. (It's possible that some-including Dell, Page and Huang-have given additional undisclosed sums through donor-advised funds.)

Net Worth vs. Estimated Lifetime
Giving:

Elon Musk: $780 bil/$0.5 bil
Larry Page: $270 bil/$0.1 bil
Jeff Bezos: $250 bil/$4.7 bil
Sergey Brin: $249 bil/$5.1 bil
Larry Ellison: $241 bil/$1.0 bil
Mark Zuckerberg: $213 bil/$6.1 bil
Jensen Huang: $162 bil/$0.2 bil
Warren Buffett: $146 bil/$68.3 bil
Steve Ballmer: $141 bil/$6.5 bil
Michael Dell: $139 bil: $3.3 bil
Rob Walton & family: $138 bil/$0.8 bil
Jim Walton & family: $136 bil/ $1.5 bil

Source: Forbes reporting.
Note: Data are as of January 16, 2026
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Part of restoration and repair has to be making people like Kathleen Walters whole. (via this Atlantic article, archive link because paywall: archive.is/rl4vG)
The decision to leave the IRS was the hardest thing I’ve ever done and yet the easiest decision. We all have boundaries in life. I had a clear one, and I was committed to it. So that made it easy. On the other hand, I also am the mom to a 9-year-old, who I’m responsible for caring for and paying for. I was 23 days shy of qualifying for early retirement, which would’ve given us some payments monthly and health insurance for life. So I had to tell my daughter what was going on, and I said, you know, We are gonna have to not spend as much money. We’re probably not gonna go out to eat much. But this is what I did and this is why. And it still chokes me up. She said to me, Mom, even if we have to live in a tent in someone’s yard, you made the right decision.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I love these little fuzzy gremlins SO MUCH
Two very young and fluffy bald eagle chicks, conked out because they just had a meal of fish (the remainder of which is lying beside them in the nest). They look like gray-white skeksis except less focused on power and the Dark Crystal, and more focused on More Fish Please.

A parent is partially visible at the bottom of the image.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
simple line drawing of a person holding an unimpressed green frog in their right hand and pointing threateningly at it with their left.

text over pointing hand: “behave”
text over frog: “no”
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Grabbed you the recipe proportions for the brussels sprouts:
1 large lemon
2 garlic cloves
1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil
2 tbs dijon mustard
2 1/2 pounds brussels sprouts, trimmed & cut in half
salt and pepper
1/4 cup capers, rinsed well if salt-packed
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Karl Hubbuch painting. 1928. Two women look to the left, laughing. Or are they grimacing? The lighting is dramatic on their pale skin, their eyes look haunted. Most of the painting is white and brown and gray, but the woman on the right is wearing a pink cloche hat with a matching scarf. The vibe is extremely unnerving.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Very odd. Here's what I see on the same profile page. The pronoun labeler I subscribe to is opt-in, so I'm pretty sure it should be right, but you can choose multiple options. Maybe the one you subscribe to only lets you choose one?
@diplomatofnight.com profile page with the labelers i'm subscribed to at the bottom: she/her or they/them from the opt-in pronoun labeler; "posts a lot"; and "golf accident (club)" from the cause of death labeler
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
ooo i have a bunch of those pens but none are mournful! they’re just shiny. you *scored*
three fish pens with various markings on a wood table. they look a little shell-shocked but lack pathos
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Drove out to Nelson Road and could see the arc of pale grey/green. Camera saw more! I’m so glad I found your post, it inspired me!
green band of northern lights silhouetting a telephone pole and wires. above it, invisible to the naked eye, a bloom of magenta punctuated by stars.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
mamdani sign meme. it says “bedtime for bonzo”
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
We're all mad here.
John Tenniel's original illustration of the Cheshire Cat. It's sitting in a tree and smiling.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
made a thing to try to explain memes to my mom
“Is this a pigeon” meme. The android’s labeled “MAGA” and he’s asking whether a trio of Portland Antifa Frogs are terrorists.
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whetstone @whetstone.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Something is goofy with the webpage. When I click the link to register I get this error message:
you’re all done here

you’ve either completed your payment or this checkout session has timed out
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