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❤️ Kris

@whattheycallyou.bsky.social
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(More than the whims of the things that control you.) (DC: 1?)

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Protomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 3h
Me affirming the pronouns of my beautiful transgender daughter:
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 4h
>fought the darkness >darkness won
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 17h
/ i'm not very familiar with faith but the lens through which john like. operates. is so fascinating to me. it's a real worldview and it clicks just well enough to all make sense but it is So Fucked if you're a like 16 year old kid made in a lab for something you're not even allowed to do
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THE RAZOR. @shiftingmound.bsky.social · 21h
(with an awareness of deltarune that she shouldn't have) like coldwater off a ducks back
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
/ been trying to untangle Chuckley From The Nuts since i saw it
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
/ smiling like an idiot at every HIBABY. spamton loves that little thang
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
❤️ It's Sruit Juice Sunday Let's Get This W
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
/ logging into my account to like a post with a buzzword and running away into the fog like a dbd killer
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
satisfied, reports state that the manatee said that it had a headache but the zookeeper said quote “these hoes don’t want a solution they just want someone to talk to”
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💔 KRIS. @bounceblade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i remember when asriel first left for college i kind of panicked and woke up in the middle of the night and put his pet hamster in the oven and ate it crispy while crhying
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i remember hetero virovirokun. ...very kind.
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ACE OF PENTACLES…? @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heterooooo virovirokun
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
/ What the fuck man
Dr. Robotnik's Ring Racers screencap of Virtual Highway, a blue and black cityscape. Above the building line is a hoop that shoots you into a spray can (a medal here; this is a randomizer) way off from the track.
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... and it's not your fault.
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— ᖴᒪOᗯEY. @petalshop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes a Papa bear and a Mama bear grow apart. It’s natural, and it’s not your fault.
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GABI. @bumblebrave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
//ok
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
❤️ Killing Vacuum Cleaner For Good Cause
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[ * You're sat in front of your brother's computer. ] [ * A drawing program is open. You've made the canvas resemble a blueprint. It appears to be a device to steal candy... ] [ * You didn't learn from last year very well. ] [ * You also have no engineering experience. This machine sucks ass. ]
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THE RAZOR. @shiftingmound.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
// (to the tune of the family guy FCC song) with the fellas at the freakin' FBC
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
/ picturing that pink response in the cadence used for the Friend Bite Clip (FBC)
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
/ fuuuuuuck i forgot i have to update all my writer info to account for the birthday. forgive me if this takes a while im lazy as bualls
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QUEEN OF WANDS @likeaturnip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TEMP PINNED
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
❤️ I Could Get Play But I Lost My Damn Controller Getting The Mantle Fuck My Stupid Chungus Life
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
❤️ Give Children More Glass It's Brain Stimulating
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
/ can everyone put their Halloween events back another day so punk birthday can go uncontested /j
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
their ass is gone
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
rouxls can swoon now, huh... i better keep my ass in the light world. or i'm finished.
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
❤️ I'm going to make the Roaring look like a joke
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(blood eyes) (dark aura) (scary aura) heyguys wgats up
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
❤️ They Call Me Mx. Upstream Timeout
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
/ "the other krises don't have problems" they should be so lucky to have their only problems be a soul operating at random
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SPARKLE OFF IT'S TUESDAY FORGET WHO YOU ARE
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
/ that's scary. was she just gonna permadie if forget won
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
❤️ Who do you think you are
sans winking from the UT tenth anniversary 'battle'
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JUST "NOELLE." @happy-town.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Umbrella Academy scene of Viktor and Five passing each other in cars but with the Tumblr water filter
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'll probably die again this october. welcome back gem's bloated corpse from the bottom of the lake
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
❤️ My Dream Is Eat Sand
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ i should update my knight pin... maybe after work if i can find good artwork. i can explain my portrayal better then
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
❤️ It's a Puppy's World
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
❤️ Before there were monsters there was Hi
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"𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 '𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞'." - 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐲. @dere-wagwagmagic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[ holly. ]
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/ remembered i still have a pink account collecting dust. alas i fear i may not have the required strength for the fans of this character /silly
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GYBTFW&DSS2Y @screwpiledriver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
- Is there something wrong with me? - Yes, honey. - Then what should I do? - Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball, and release it at an appropriate time!
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
❤️ Thank you /Kermit
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XIII. DEATH @fatecalls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why isn't it possible? "It's just not." Why not, you stupid bastard?
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[ * ...The clip is lost on her. Ah, the sanctity of the neighborly treaty being broken so shamelessly... ] ... it's nothing. [ * But you sound awfully hurt. ]
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/ i begrudgingly admit MITN was a very hamfisted attempt at starting the joke but Glove The World was at least kinda good right
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
❤️ It's Friday
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❤️ Kris @whattheycallyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
/ (postal voice) Thats fine
THE TOWER: It's fine it's fine it's literally fine I'm not going to let it happen again it's fine
FISH HIEROGLYPH QUOTE BOT BY ELI: bitch there's a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
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