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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have really impressed the ever living shit out of myself this week. I got through the wildest three days of the fall while on my period and only had to bribe myself with chicken tenders from Popeyes once :)

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yea bc if I could force a lot of moisture into my vocal folds AND have it taste and smell like lychee??? Game over.

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He also just fucking sucks as a conductor. Like what are we even doing here.

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They should make a vape that can be loaded with saline cartridges for singers to use on long days

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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 07/10/2026

My spouse is the funnier half of the relationship

Halloween decorations this year are just this portrait of a young Satie.
You cannot convince me he wouldn't have hacked me up and grated my bones as a snack for moving his custom MTG deck or some shit.

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’ve never used one myself, but I have singer friends who do. Picked one up today because I have a couple 11-hour rehearsal/concert days in a row and figured it couldn’t possibly hurt 💀

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

…I guess it should not be at all surprising that the theater district walgreens has portable nebulizers in stock 🫠

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I was tossing and turning past 2 AM until my sweet cat came over and sat on my chest and I fell asleep. Unfortunately this same cat also had a sneezing fit on my chest at 5:30 AM and I have been awake ever since 💀

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gandalf for his advice, sass, and weed 💨

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Because of this post I have been offered another requiem with orchestra and now have to figure out if I can get another two day release 💀

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The theater gods saw me scarf down a few potato chips with cottage cheese for breakfast this morning before dashing out the door and put out a whole coffee, pastry and fruit spread for first rehearsal 😭💕

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The social media videos they posted to promote it were… 🙃🙃🙃

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Booked solid on an equity contract through November, and one of the best perks is that I don’t have to decide if I’m going to accept work on things here or there. It simply will not be possible. Heaven’s will is clear 🙏🏽

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Enjoyed my last evening off watching Practical Magic with a bowl of soup, and now winding down for the night watching old school hockey fight YouTube compilations

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Would God’s pussy be impenetrably tight or all-encompassingly huge?

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There was also another skull?! What a goddamn weirdo 😒

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

RIP Anton Bruckner. You would’ve loved hearing your loudass garbage choral music at 9 AM, you tasteless schmuck

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I had no idea what this was until I found out on this site that it was gonna beat Mariah’s record, but I still haven’t heard it?!?! Maybe it plays on the radio here, but I don’t have a car

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My mom got me into a period drama that only has subtitles in Chinese, which means these ancient legal and economic concepts go whooshing right over my head, but there’s always a servant around to say “sorry milord, this lowly maiden is simple-minded and lacks schooling” and then they explain it 💀

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Proposing this for a group chat name change 😹

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It is hilarious that my husband did this while I was asleep, but how am I supposed to cook this guy now? 😹

An eggplant with giant googly eyes stuck on

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There [to Chelsea for a costume fitting and then Trader Joe’s as a treat] and Back Again 😹

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve learned over the past year that picking a Korean movie at the box office is pretty much guaranteed to be a great time

Movie poster for Hope features a woman aiming a rifle and the open jaws of a monster behind her

Movie poster for No Other Choice features a man holding a potted chili pepper plant over his head as if about to throw it at someone

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In honor of Bilbo and Frodo Baggins’s birthdays today, I will be leaving my house 🫠

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Finally cleared my inbox after being haunted by unread emails all Phil Opening/Hi-Ho week. It took twenty minutes 💀

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Had a 15-hour day outside the house singing all over. I may never sleep again 😩

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A5 this can be interpreted as a joke, but it’s not really a joke, because making a living in this field is extraordinarily difficult and increasingly rare, especially if you’re a soprano: Marry rich #musochat

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I used to think it was crazy that babies could get too tired to sleep, and now I deeply relate 😭😭😭😭😭

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A3 I pivoted away from traditional opera and took an MD position at a large church in Brooklyn conducting two choirs, cantoring, and playing the organ… in January 2020. That eventually led me to my current career doing more of the new music and choral and chamber work I loved in school. #musochat

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A2 I started taking voice lessons halfway through college because I wanted to conduct children’s choirs. Turns out I preferred singing to conducting. Ended up with a contract with the San Diego Opera my last year of undergrad and have been a singer ever since #musochat

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A1 I go by Zen Wu onstage, but most people call me Jen (her). I’m a soprano in NYC out here singing every genre and period of classical music there is, but most of my bread is won in new music, oratorio, choral music, chamber, and experimental opera/theater #musochat

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I had a very slow, relaxing day making soup and doing my nails while watching a drama, but it’s occurred to me that I have to get ready to go to work now?!?! I did this to myself 😿

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I like to stock up on grocery essentials to decompress after a long week. Buying yogurt, bananas, and shallots greatly pleases my inner squirrel.

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I love being a classical musician. I love serving head to toe black velvet and red lip in line at Trader Joe’s on a Friday night

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sean guynes @guynes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Plenty of university presses, too, are clamoring to "not get left behind" and respond to the "inevitability" of AI, rather than, y'know, standing on business and saying "No, we actually have a stake in stopping this."

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I don’t think we’ll get these in New York City. The aisles of our grocery stores are narrow, the layouts are labyrinth-inspired, and the robots would be trampled on day 1

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We are actively 9/11 music tributing at the Phil straight through to the weekend, but no poppy necessary

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Normies: wow I can’t believe he wrote that symphony while deaf!!! 🤩 Musicians: yeano, I can 😒

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

H-Mart opening a store four blocks from Lincoln Center is the best thing that has happened to me since the day I got married 🥲🙏🏽

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

As for me, the artsy shitposter microblogging community will have to be pried from my cold, rigid fingers. I see the offline millennials turning full boomer, and I refuse to let that happen to me 🔪

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hello 👋💄💋💦 my name is Elder Jenny 🫦

Asian woman in a white collared shirt and black knit sweater vest wearing a bright red lip with an ID tag identifying her as “Choir/Music.” She is making this face with a pout: 🤨

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I have my reasons for wearing a sweater vest tonight. Unfortunately i have been forced to wear a staff nametag by security so now nobody else knows that reason isn’t “I’m a slutty Mormon.” 🥲

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Telling my friends and family I’ve picked up an out of town project the week before Christmas 👁️👄👁️

Elizabeth Holmes staring at Nathan Fielder with a slight smile

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

So much sucks in this world, but singing with my friends, some of the best fucking singers in the country, still kicks ass 🙌🏽

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sometimes between morning and evening call I get to bike down to my husband’s work place and have a private fall dessert menu taste test. He made the bananas foster mousse I asked for, and it is better than I could’ve ever dreamed 😻

A red velvet and black marble filled dining room with glove lamps and sort of pop art looking photographs on the wall with a beautifully plated lone caramelized banana dessert on the table alongside a single dessert sooon

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