iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Would God’s pussy be impenetrably tight or all-encompassingly huge?

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

RIP Anton Bruckner. You would’ve loved hearing your loudass garbage choral music at 9 AM, you tasteless schmuck

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My mom got me into a period drama that only has subtitles in Chinese, which means these ancient legal and economic concepts go whooshing right over my head, but there’s always a servant around to say “sorry milord, this lowly maiden is simple-minded and lacks schooling” and then they explain it 💀

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It is hilarious that my husband did this while I was asleep, but how am I supposed to cook this guy now? 😹

An eggplant with giant googly eyes stuck on

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve learned over the past year that picking a Korean movie at the box office is pretty much guaranteed to be a great time

Movie poster for Hope features a woman aiming a rifle and the open jaws of a monster behind her

Movie poster for No Other Choice features a man holding a potted chili pepper plant over his head as if about to throw it at someone

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In honor of Bilbo and Frodo Baggins’s birthdays today, I will be leaving my house 🫠

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Finally cleared my inbox after being haunted by unread emails all Phil Opening/Hi-Ho week. It took twenty minutes 💀

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A5 this can be interpreted as a joke, but it’s not really a joke, because making a living in this field is extraordinarily difficult and increasingly rare, especially if you’re a soprano: Marry rich #musochat

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I used to think it was crazy that babies could get too tired to sleep, and now I deeply relate 😭😭😭😭😭

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A3 I pivoted away from traditional opera and took an MD position at a large church in Brooklyn conducting two choirs, cantoring, and playing the organ… in January 2020. That eventually led me to my current career doing more of the new music and choral and chamber work I loved in school. #musochat

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A2 I started taking voice lessons halfway through college because I wanted to conduct children’s choirs. Turns out I preferred singing to conducting. Ended up with a contract with the San Diego Opera my last year of undergrad and have been a singer ever since #musochat

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A1 I go by Zen Wu onstage, but most people call me Jen (her). I’m a soprano in NYC out here singing every genre and period of classical music there is, but most of my bread is won in new music, oratorio, choral music, chamber, and experimental opera/theater #musochat

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I had a very slow, relaxing day making soup and doing my nails while watching a drama, but it’s occurred to me that I have to get ready to go to work now?!?! I did this to myself 😿

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I love being a classical musician. I love serving head to toe black velvet and red lip in line at Trader Joe’s on a Friday night

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sean guynes @guynes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Plenty of university presses, too, are clamoring to "not get left behind" and respond to the "inevitability" of AI, rather than, y'know, standing on business and saying "No, we actually have a stake in stopping this."

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Normies: wow I can’t believe he wrote that symphony while deaf!!! 🤩 Musicians: yeano, I can 😒

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

H-Mart opening a store four blocks from Lincoln Center is the best thing that has happened to me since the day I got married 🥲🙏🏽

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

As for me, the artsy shitposter microblogging community will have to be pried from my cold, rigid fingers. I see the offline millennials turning full boomer, and I refuse to let that happen to me 🔪

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I have my reasons for wearing a sweater vest tonight. Unfortunately i have been forced to wear a staff nametag by security so now nobody else knows that reason isn’t “I’m a slutty Mormon.” 🥲

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Telling my friends and family I’ve picked up an out of town project the week before Christmas 👁️👄👁️

Elizabeth Holmes staring at Nathan Fielder with a slight smile

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

So much sucks in this world, but singing with my friends, some of the best fucking singers in the country, still kicks ass 🙌🏽

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sometimes between morning and evening call I get to bike down to my husband’s work place and have a private fall dessert menu taste test. He made the bananas foster mousse I asked for, and it is better than I could’ve ever dreamed 😻

A red velvet and black marble filled dining room with glove lamps and sort of pop art looking photographs on the wall with a beautifully plated lone caramelized banana dessert on the table alongside a single dessert sooon

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My family keeps re-gifting me the dried scallops they get from friends and neighbors, and it is ushering in my Cantonese Soup Simmering era. Honestly, perfect timing for this stage of my life to begin 🍲

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My husband is upstate all weekend with a horde of my in-laws, and I stayed home bc of work and ended up bingeing 30 hours of the worst show the People’s Republic of China could produce this year. Absolutely bananas toxicity start to finish set in Republic-era Shanghai. Do not recommend. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Currently watching a drama where they clearly hired people to play the soundtrack because midis don’t play out of tune this way, and I truly don’t know how I feel about it. Like… it doesn’t seem like they used AI, but why did they have to hire bad players? 🥲

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Should we lower our protein and fiber intake too? Shall we work more and vacation less? Perhaps three meals a day is too many. Are we all sleeping too much? Turns out there’s no health benefit to eating fresh meat or produce!

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Everett Ruess Fan Club @everettruessfans.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

but doctor,

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I have had to actively destroy the latent Sinophobia in my own goddamn Chinese-ass self after a lifetime of living in a “those commies are coming for us” western media environment, and it was one of the best things I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I love my JOMO life. The world cannot offer me anything better than soup for dinner and starting a new drama with my cat 🙏🏽

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Wild how all of our lives are made worse because the most racist people on the planet refuse to get a fucking grip

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I would love to be able to subscribe to a local rag where the actual journalism isn’t surrounded by pigshit opinion pieces or bootlicker propaganda 🫠

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Ugh I LOVE when my cat is half asleep and violently half somersaults her head further into the couch to get even cozier. Like… no idea how that could possibly be comfortable, but it’s fucking adorable 😭

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

For the first time in 2026 I have been paid in full for all of the freelance work I have completed. No more emails to chase, no more checks to wait on. I have been paid for everything 🥲

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Unfortunately my old voice teacher was right, and I actually am a much better and more resilient singer now that I prioritize rest and rarely ever drink 🫣

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Swamped and overstimulated for an entire week and change, but a bitch can sing the hell out of some Mozart in a giant baroque cathedral before coming home🙏🏽

Asian gal in choir robes in the choir stalls of St. Paul’s cathedral

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

On a bananas work trip but I got to mill around a modern art museum, stroll down the riverbank, and have lunch at a restaurant I’ve admired from across the pond for years, so that’s very nice :)

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

How do I teach my nervous system that there is a difference between traveling with a big group of kids and submarine warfare?

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Day 2 of regular life at home and I am back on my bullshit (chasing down the $400+ dollars I’m owed from one Very Wealthy Organization that I am constantly emailing for months at a time about my missing checks 🙃)

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Is it really historically informed performance practice if you’re not regularly ingesting lead?

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

How did I ever sing before Shrek glitter 😹✨

Smiling Asian woman in a light green dress with her face smeared in gold glitter

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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I hope the college students who protested the US-funded massacre of Palestinian civilians, while being vilified by their universities and politicians and even the president, understand that they are actually having an impact, just much slower than they hoped

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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 14/07/2026

Well, I think I’ve got a new favorite opening line to a music review

Christopher Sokolowski as the Shepard leading the chorus through the audience at the Des Moines Metro Opera's production of King Roger in July 2026. — Cory
Weaver/DMMO
King Roger by Karol
Szymanowski
What if a twink shepherd made you and your wife so horny you questioned everything? That's probably not the most philosophical interpretation of Szymanowski's opera, but it was one of many questions that plagued me during Des Moines Metro Opera's fascinating production of this hidden gem.

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I have a west coast bestie who always aims to make my morning :)

iMessages window:

Today 3:28 AM
Lindsey Graham died 💁🏾‍♀️

Today 6:34 AM
I LOVE you
First thing I saw when I woke up

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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Man white people will really claim oppression for any old reason these days 😒

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