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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 2h

Go go gadget neutral zone violation

Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 4h

Wait doesn’t he have a bionic neck now? I mean that’s gotta be worth a 2nd round pick someday

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They’re unchurched Episcopalians who still feel the need to keep up appearances

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“We were in a lot of therapy after the video leaked with her and Phanatic. And I forgave her for that. I mean: *I* kinda think he’s sexy, he’s got aura. But Blooper? Blooper? Are we serious?”

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don’t know why you don’t win more of these. Your stuff is *hilarious*

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Allow me to tell you a tale about James David Ryan.

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Eagles coaches not bathing themselves in glory here in the 4th quarter

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Felt like the coaches got overly involved there and broke the Eagles’ momentum

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Eagles are getting intensely lucky. I don’t mind it.

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Eagles gonna save a lot of money on airfare to London

Concept: play action pass on 1st down

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Awaiting those sweet sweet Eagles 3qtr vibes

#1 WR undrafted FA Darius Cooper, sure

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Why anyone wouldn’t take the Rams with points is beyond me, but I never bet actual money.

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Base Ba’al will exact revenge on the hubris fueled decision to get the highlight of Sale striking out Harper.

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The most needed might be yet another overhaul of the Phillies’ player development leadership.

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You play the game by the rules as you find them, sir.

Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This seemed much more like a thing that happened to the Phillies.

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Brewers-Dodgers White Sox-Rays

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Like, how much do you press, do you never skip leg day, do you beat up fascists in the streets, that sort of thing.”

schmenk-bsky @schmenk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Reposted by Wet Luzinski

As John says here, “Their team-wide Wins Above Replacement (Fangraphs) among their non-pitchers was just 12.0, 26th in MLB.” That 12 WAR is also the lowest total by #Phillies hitters since 2018. __ @thegoodphight.bsky.social

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Wet Luzinski @wetluzinski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I would have sacrificed the luck the 2026 team had for just a bit more in 2025.

The only thing to do is hope for a rebound; bad seasons happen - but there needs to be a plan for introspection and change. And who knows if there’s been situations we’ve not been privy to that have affected him.

He’s now not good enough to play every day either at SS or LF

Oh! And then three more after that.

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Trea Turner has now played four seasons with the Phillies. He is under contract to play four more seasons. 1/x

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Welcome to hot stove season, Phillies fans. On the plus side, a lockout could be a welcome sabbatical for aging stars. In other news: 2033 is seven years away.

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Maybe it’s a cynical idea to effectively sacrifice 40 percent of your 162-game regular season to try to spit-and-baling wire your way into the playoffs.

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This mortally flawed team was a case study in why the expanded playoffs cheapen the brand.

Was watching a video about these WW2 anti aircraft concrete towers in Germany that were too massive and indestructible to blow up and have stood useless for years, and somehow the Phillies roster sprung to mind.

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I’ll pull for the Brewers, who truly play wonderfully as a team

I’m not rooting for the Dodgers as fiercely as I am for Hell to open up a vortex and swallow both those damn teams

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“Otto Kemp is joined by his parents here on senior night. He plans to study accounting at Rowan University.”

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Evidence of the rent-free part. Fun while it lasted.

Braves really tempting Base Ba’al unnecessarily here using Sale.

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PSA for Philadelphia area motorized wheelchair users: you will likely need to depend on the kindness of Sixers fans starting tomorrow (or bring an umbrella)

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It’s been an interesting study of how both teams are playing chicken with their ABS challenges in an elimination game

LeBron James now warming in the bullpen for the Phillies

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All I’m hoping for at this point is that they make a game of it and subvert their all-too-common m.o. of going belly up when most of us can pay attention to them

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Putting him in the middle of the screen and in suit and tie makes him look like a reluctant convert brought to church by a pair of missionaries

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Beyond the particulars of this case, sir, a throughline in too many campus crimes is the fraught involvement and jurisdictional boundaries (and funding) of university police forces.

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Seems like that’s not optimal