Reposted by wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 29/08/2023BREAKING: fan favorite podracer and winner of last year's Mandalore 500 Ben Quadrinaros is facing calls to resign from the sport after shocking videos surface of the intoxicated pilot harassing twi'lek dancers at Hutt 'eyes wide shut' party 512037
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 06/10/2026laying in bed four AM can't sleep googling lemur getting really scared 030
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 04/10/2026you're not allowed to judge me for my thoughts, actions, values, or statements. anything else is fair game 031
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 28/09/2026being in your thirties means eating breakfast regularly for the first time in your life because otherwise your morning supplements and vitamins make your tummy hurt at work 140
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 13/09/2026you have documented an affirmation that i wish to be reminded, which is not in my heart 030
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 13/09/2026i hate a "continue" or "remind me in three days" dialogue window. this is coercive. i do not consent to being reminded Ever 131
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 03/09/2026the turkey, brie, and fig jam on sourdough from when my roommates and i stood in line at 5AM waiting for the first Fresh Thyme grocery store to open in our state. the pear jam and cookie butter on hawaiian rolls i used to make in advance to eat on the come-up from shrooms. breakfast sausage on bagel 000
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 03/09/2026i have perfect recall of every sandwich i've ever eaten. the work lunch run from the subway near my old warehouse job. the dry cheese and turkey on a waxy croissant from the 2006 family reunion on my father's side. the ham and gruyere i dipped in tomato bisque the last time i saw her. all of it 110
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 29/08/2026around age 30 i decided the rest of my life would be dedicated primarily to just kind of hanging out 030
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 21/08/2026me: rid yourself of desire and be present in the moment. that's the key to finding peace my dog, staring at my food: wow. just say no. asshole 061
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 21/08/2026sometimes people say "no pun intended" when they did intend it. they did intend it 021
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 19/08/2026my team at work has started using Rally ticketing to keep track of projects and it's remarkable how quickly it shifts everyone's focus from "getting shit done" to "ensuring i have a documented history of productivity," which is NOT the same thing at all 030
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 09/08/2026sup man, thanks for coming over. hey, this is a shoes-off house, you can leave them by the door. yep, pants too. just hang your shirt on the rack. want a beer? 010
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 30/07/2026banks should offer a virtual ATM where you withdraw money online and they send doordash to your house with an envelope full of cash 010
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 10/07/2026thinking of becoming a middleman. not sure yet what product or industry but i'm confident about the business model 041
Reposted by wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 11/08/2023might take two or three decades off work 1153
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 30/06/2026every 3-6 months i inexplicably procrastinate on a major work project for weeks til round 6pm the day before some important meeting i caffeine pill myself into an all-nighter and complete it while Experiencing Hell. there are no external consequences for this and i will never learn to stop, probably 030
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 28/06/2026the cissest thing i did as a boy in college was put my two tegan and sara posters on my dorm room ceiling 020
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 28/06/2026i do support animal testing because quite frankly it's unfair that only humans get to enjoy research chemicals 040
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 19/06/2026finally dialed in my mental health stack. it's estrogen, ozempic, ashwaganda, microdosed psilocybin, allegra, tums, metamucil, hitting my weed pen at work, and one djarum black every 14 days 030
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 19/06/2026i have these noise canceling headphones i really like but every time i sneeze they make a weird chime beep sound and turn off the noise canceling feature 010
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 19/06/2026gotta believe there's a way to make a cigarette that's actually healthier for you to breathe than air 4142
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 17/06/2026did a FOIA for my Palantir profile and it says i'm a "suspected homosexual?" 020
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 13/06/2026made the simpsons in paralives but accidentally made marge into an absolute smokeshow 250
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 19/05/2026drunk in the hotel room despondent that i can't text my dog 000
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 12/05/2026this is how i have a pretty solid income without a college degree, i started in customer service with my current company a decade ago after dropping out and data work has totally changed my career trajectory. which is not something i ever really wanted to have (a career) but here we are 120
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 12/05/2026if you get good enough at SQL you can become kind of an office Rasputin figure who no one understands but everyone fears and respects 040
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 07/05/2026does anyone know how to prepare if you have to fly to texas for a work conference next week and would prefer not to get hantavirus. do i take ashwagandha 020
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 28/04/2026i've got macroplastics in my blood. they showed me the scan and it's like army men and dinosaurs in there 020
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026another NFL draft is over. and once again, all thirty-two (!) teams have failed to draft a single woman, 073
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026CRACKPOTS AND ENTERTAINMENT PERSONALITIES alex jones, bob lazar, guy fieri, adam friedland 110
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026CARTOONS / FICTION hank hill, jane lane, carol sturka, tank girl 110
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026FLATBUSH ZOMBIES meechy darko, zombie juice, erick arc elliott 100
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026FILM / TV / CANADA tilda swinton, philip seymour hoffman, nathan fielder, colin mochrie 100
wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026POLITICS / ACTIVISM karl marx, xi jinping, zohran mamdani, greta thunberg 100
