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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌

@wet.church
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perfectly spherical entirely smooth and cool to the touch dialectical immaterialist

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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 06/10/2026
laying in bed four AM can't sleep googling lemur getting really scared
google image search result page full of freaky eyed lemurs
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 27/08/2026
ohp, my mistake
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 20/06/2026
good news. pistachio rosemary spring onion pizza
close up of neapolitan white pizza (no tomato sauce just olive oil under the cheese) covered in crumbled pistachio, spring onion, rosemary, red and green pepper flakes
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 13/06/2026
really stands out from the rest of these freaks
paralives screenshot, character creator. dumpy doe-eyed 5 0'clock shadow homer simpsonparalives screenshot, character creator. lisa simpson, orange dress and skin-colored hairparalives screenshot, character creator. graggle simpson, looking as he always does - bald, nude, and chinlessparalives screenshot, character creator. bartholomew simpson with big shorts
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 13/06/2026
made the simpsons in paralives but accidentally made marge into an absolute smokeshow
paralives screenshot, character creator. marge simpson with a beautiful face
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
ICE SPICE ice spice
ice spice mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
SKINS UK cassie ainsworth and sid jenkins
cassie ainsworth miisid jenkins mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
CRACKPOTS AND ENTERTAINMENT PERSONALITIES alex jones, bob lazar, guy fieri, adam friedland
alex jones miibob lazarguy fieriadam friedland
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
CARTOONS / FICTION hank hill, jane lane, carol sturka, tank girl
hank hill miijane lane miicarol sturka miitank girl mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
FLATBUSH ZOMBIES meechy darko, zombie juice, erick arc elliott
meechy darko miizombie juice miierick arc elliott mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
FILM / TV / CANADA tilda swinton, philip seymour hoffman, nathan fielder, colin mochrie
tilda swinton miiphilip seymour hoffman miinathan fielder miicolin mochrie mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
POLITICS / ACTIVISM karl marx, xi jinping, zohran mamdani, greta thunberg
karl marx miixi jinping miizohran mamdani miigreta thunberg mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
FEAR& PODCAST hasanabi, will neff, austinshow, qtcinderella
hasan piker miiwill neff mii austin show miiqtcinderella mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
MINNESOTA VIKINGS harrison smith, justin jefferson, jj "nine" mccarthy, donovan jackson
harrison smith miijustin jefferson miijj mccarthy miidonovan jackson mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
SUCCESSION roman roy, shiv roy, kendall roy
roman roy miishiv roy miikendall roy mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
SIMPSON honer marge bart lisa
homer simpson miimarge simpson miibart simpson miilisa simpson mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
SPORTS anthony edwards, alysa liu, andy anderson
anthony edwards miialysa liu miiandy anderson mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/04/2026
thread of my little tomodachis SPACE christina koch and jebediah kerman
christina koch miijebediah kerman mii
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 23/04/2026
filing this away in a folder called "post if china invades by sea"
a blue and white signpost with an airplane icon and arrow on either side of the words "xi jinping's hawaii tour" above a xi jinping mii strolling merrily
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 23/04/2026
having fun in tomodachi life
screenshot of tomodachi life with the text "Acquaintences: Seems like-minded (x2)" in thought bubbles above the heads of two miis. the miis are zohran mamdani and karl marx
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 22/10/2025
okay. i gotta admit though. this scratches the itch. this is classic battlefield stuff and it feels great
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 15/10/2025
there will never be another battlefield 2
battlefield 2 factions - people's liberation army, middle eastern coalition, united states, russia
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 03/10/2025
the year was 2013. and we didn't know how good we had it
poster for 2013 reality series vanilla ice goes amish
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 11/09/2025
i want to thank co-star for helping me make a BIG decision today ❤️
your day at a glance: stop waiting.
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 10/09/2025
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 10/07/2025
encountered something beautiful on my dog's morning walk today <3
two red and black spotted bugs going to town on each other in a sexual fashion
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 10/07/2025
EXCUSE ME SORRY PARDON ME COMING THROUGH SORRY SORRY EXCUSE ME
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 25/06/2025
grammy incoming
smurfs movie poster with horrid little gremlin and the text "natasha lyonne is mama poot," "poot! there it is!", and "smurfs - only in theaters july 18"
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 16/06/2025
told my new boss i like horror movies and he sent me a greeting card with an AI image of pinhead chilling in colorado
ai image of pinhead from hellraiser chilling in the mountains in a brown sweater printed onto a physical greeting card
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 16/06/2025
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 09/06/2025
her name is truss gusset
metal truss gusset plates, used in construction to strengthen wood roofing frame joints
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 30/05/2025
ok. i won't
sticky note sitting in gutter on road detritusclose-up of sticky note saying "do not take" on pile of scattered dirt and possibly feces
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 26/05/2025
cool truck i saw today. in 2009 i hit a man with my car in rural michigan and kept driving. i love the giant back glass lol
lil toyota pickup with mismatched panel colors and a bulbous red bed cover with double height back glass
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 04/04/2025
obsessed with the premise of this. frankie muniz lost his clothes and only barstool big cat can save the reunion
Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz 1d

Just landed in Vancouver to start working on

Malcolm tomorrow. But I have no clothes because @AmericanAir lost my luggage.



Alex Cervasio
@cvas

Replying to @frankiemuniz and @AmericanAir

@BarstoolBigCat need your help here

3:54 PM 02 Apr 25
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 15/03/2025
telling people "they're totally on-tend. it's called honkwear"
vintage black leather clown shoes
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 15/03/2025
ouuugh yeah that's the stuff
all white clown shoes
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 15/03/2025
might get some of these big clown shoes just for walking around in. might be fresh, might be fashion-forward
red and white striped clown shoes with the bulbous front end and a star on the ankle
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 13/03/2025
bar keeper's friend abrasive cleaning paste
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 13/03/2025
water beds are a recurring motif in my dreams and nightmares
old school blue vinyl king size water bed with a grand oak bed frame and headboard in an uncomfortably small room
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 03/03/2025
did you guys see this normal photo of nancy mace
greyscale photo of nancy mace that is not haunted
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 03/03/2025
interesting forecast coming out of the NOAA today
NOAA convective outlook for March 3rd in the distinct shape of a whole dick and balls
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 01/03/2025
one thing about me is if i see an ugly shirt on depop it digs into my brain and doesn't leave until i buy it. this one has birds on the arms and it will be here next week
product photo of button up faux-denim shirt with bizarrely colorful bird sleeves
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 25/02/2025
anybody else bring these to the bar to add to your drink for even whiter russians
diner style half and half packet cup
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 14/02/2025
BLAMMO. caught you in the beam of my NOROVIRUS GUN
art by Ed Emshwiller for ‘Science Fiction Magazine’ (1955) depicting a dude with a spacey helmet firing a laser pistol in front of a beat-up looking rocket
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 14/02/2025
say my dick, uh. graduated with high honors from uhhhh. mount vesuvius university. the way i. magma cum loudly
spunch Bob crossed fingers
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 08/02/2025
anybody know why everything i draw looks evil
a cute little guy named PROXIMUS THRESH
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 29/01/2025
it hasn't arrived yet but i'm very excited about a recent purchase
black knit sweater with white arm stripes and a stitched fox in ice climbing gear prominently placed on the chest
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 27/01/2025
one of the funniest things about this is how it genuinely seems like no one - the market, the US government, the AI companies themselves - seemed to have any awareness that this was even a possibility? like they didn't even consider that someone else in the world might just... make their own, better
tweet from the spectator index: BREAKING: NVIDIA on course to lose $350 billion in market value based on pre-market trading
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 27/01/2025
screenshot of above post with floating 'you will no longer receive notifications for this thread' bubble
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wetchurch 〰️🛸🌌 @wet.church · 27/01/2025
now what the fuck is the owl doing. my homescreen is a house of horrors
duolingo streak widget with some kind of cronenberg merged body situation
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