⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’m always ready to ride. #NewGootBoofin 010
Reposted by ⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION)ACES Radio @acesradio.bsky.social · 19/07/2026We award the 2027 FIFA Peace Prize to Alex Thomas and also whomever he would like to give it to, thank you. 1111
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026THEY CALL ME THE BHOLE CHAMPION. RESPECT MY STRENGTH. thank you @unclealigator.bsky.social & @jcederbloom.bsky.social for having the courage to boof me when no one else would. 010
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026NEW RECORD. THANK GUILLERMO FOR THIS LAD. 🙌🏻 until next time 261
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Big day today. Don’t want to stir anything up but let’s just say: be ready. 051
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Happy to be supporting the cause. #NWSLtoCBUS #Crew96 081
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Holy shit does Andrew Wiebe know I exist 030
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026It’s certainly a religious experience every time @unclealigator.bsky.social stuffs his subterranean tract in me. @acesradio.bsky.social is a Columbus Crew podcast. 020
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I can’t focus on work today. Mentally I’m already smashing Jet’s pizza and butt chugging with @unclealigator.bsky.social on @acesradio.bsky.social 151
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026A lot of people are asking where I was during this. Not to worry, I am still conducting business (Morgan lost the key to the closet). 130
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 09/12/2025what’s up bitches. happy chewsday. I’m in the office cooking, any thoughts? 050
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025oh I missed you, please put more beer cans in me baby boy (as friends) 140
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I put a star on my profile because I won a ring, get with it you dorks. 010
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I AM THE CONTINUING CHAMPION. PERIOD. FULL STOP. 040
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 22/11/2025*burp* still on a bender celebrating the win. I’ll *burp* update my fans when this train finds *burp* a station. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 040
Reposted by ⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION)Keith Naas @knaas.bsky.social · 18/11/2025This is LUMBUS erasure. 181
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Proud and honored to announce that the LDC has officially been renamed ‘Sassy Memorial Stadium’ starting in 2026. We reserve the right to change it to ‘Six Younger Gentlemen Park’ at anytime. We will not be taking questions as none of this is questionable. #Crew96 2130
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 03/11/2025if I had a nickel for every MLS Cup that got cancelled in Columbus between the Crew and Portland in a year that ended in “5” I might have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it could happen twice. 041
Reposted by ⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION)John Zidar @john-zidar.bsky.social · 03/11/2025#Crew96 2152
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 03/11/2025people keep asking me “Lumbus, does this mean there will be an @acesradio.bsky.social episode this week?” And I tell them that I’m still running numbers on Abraham Lincoln’s conception. TBD. 051
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 03/11/2025JACEN HAS SCORED AND IT WASNT DURING PRACTICE!! BOOF ME UP!! 020
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Betty knows how to get the beers in me 030
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Happy ween to all my fans. I’ve got four beer cans inside me and everyone wants to see them come out, not go in @unclealigator.bsky.social 030
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 29/10/2025@morganhughes.bsky.social has been out sick so I’ve been picking up the slack. This design’s for jimmy, what do y’all think? 010
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 29/10/2025me, da grunt, and da Bronte are homies 000
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I don’t even want to boof anymore 040
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025@bam22542.bsky.social da bronte and I have put many beers in our bholes 030
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 26/10/2025@tokenliberal.bsky.social and I don’t mind having our socks be seen #Youth #6-7 011
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025the Youngstown Mob was under my purview for many years. It satisfies me to see a continuation of recognition 020
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025me and da grunt threesome with Xogg? 010
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025prediction for game 1: a 2-1 loss above ground. Stop edging me with the Abraham Lincoln theory already 020
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025bet you can’t fit four beer cans up YOUR bhole. 140
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025everybody gives Lumbus head 010
Reposted by ⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION)josh sundheim @hillcityjosh.bsky.social · 19/10/2025👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! so good to be in the LDC tonight 💛 💛 💛 021
⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025The @acesradio.bsky.social crime family these guys suck at score predictions compared to me 081