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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION)

@wet-lumbus.bsky.social
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an armless, legless, headless mannequin whose feet have been shoved into a hole in the back of its neck Aces Radio co-host #ChugThatGoo #MoveOverWalter #Crew96

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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That’s all me baby
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Feeling extra wet today
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m always ready to ride. #NewGootBoofin
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ACES Radio @acesradio.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We award the 2027 FIFA Peace Prize to Alex Thomas and also whomever he would like to give it to, thank you.
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
THEY CALL ME THE BHOLE CHAMPION. RESPECT MY STRENGTH. thank you @unclealigator.bsky.social & @jcederbloom.bsky.social for having the courage to boof me when no one else would.
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
NEW RECORD. THANK GUILLERMO FOR THIS LAD. 🙌🏻 until next time
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Big day today. Don’t want to stir anything up but let’s just say: be ready.
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Happy to be supporting the cause. #NWSLtoCBUS #Crew96
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
People are saying this
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Sup ladies
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Holy shit does Andrew Wiebe know I exist
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It’s certainly a religious experience every time @unclealigator.bsky.social stuffs his subterranean tract in me. @acesradio.bsky.social is a Columbus Crew podcast.
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I can’t focus on work today. Mentally I’m already smashing Jet’s pizza and butt chugging with @unclealigator.bsky.social on @acesradio.bsky.social
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
A lot of people are asking where I was during this. Not to worry, I am still conducting business (Morgan lost the key to the closet).
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
what’s up bitches. happy chewsday. I’m in the office cooking, any thoughts?
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
oh I missed you, please put more beer cans in me baby boy (as friends)
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I put a star on my profile because I won a ring, get with it you dorks.
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I AM THE CONTINUING CHAMPION. PERIOD. FULL STOP.
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
*burp* still on a bender celebrating the win. I’ll *burp* update my fans when this train finds *burp* a station. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Keith Naas @knaas.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
This is LUMBUS erasure.
Yellow letters on a black background. 

It spells LUMBUS
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Proud and honored to announce that the LDC has officially been renamed ‘Sassy Memorial Stadium’ starting in 2026. We reserve the right to change it to ‘Six Younger Gentlemen Park’ at anytime. We will not be taking questions as none of this is questionable. #Crew96
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
if I had a nickel for every MLS Cup that got cancelled in Columbus between the Crew and Portland in a year that ended in “5” I might have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it could happen twice.
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John Zidar @john-zidar.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
#Crew96
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
people keep asking me “Lumbus, does this mean there will be an @acesradio.bsky.social episode this week?” And I tell them that I’m still running numbers on Abraham Lincoln’s conception. TBD.
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
RUDY????????
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
JACEN HAS SCORED AND IT WASNT DURING PRACTICE!! BOOF ME UP!!
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Betty knows how to get the beers in me
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy ween to all my fans. I’ve got four beer cans inside me and everyone wants to see them come out, not go in @unclealigator.bsky.social
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
@morganhughes.bsky.social has been out sick so I’ve been picking up the slack. This design’s for jimmy, what do y’all think?
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
me, da grunt, and da Bronte are homies
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I don’t even want to boof anymore
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
@bam22542.bsky.social da bronte and I have put many beers in our bholes
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
@tokenliberal.bsky.social and I don’t mind having our socks be seen #Youth #6-7
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
the Youngstown Mob was under my purview for many years. It satisfies me to see a continuation of recognition
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
me and da grunt threesome with Xogg?
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
prediction for game 1: a 2-1 loss above ground. Stop edging me with the Abraham Lincoln theory already
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
bet you can’t fit four beer cans up YOUR bhole.
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
damn I look good.
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
everybody gives Lumbus head
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josh sundheim @hillcityjosh.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! 👏 👏 👏 👏 LUMBUS! so good to be in the LDC tonight 💛 💛 💛
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⭐️ Lumbus (THE CONTINUING CHAMPION) @wet-lumbus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The @acesradio.bsky.social crime family these guys suck at score predictions compared to me
Morgan let me out of the closet for this one
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