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@wellactuary.bsky.social
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Sports shouter. Heckler of fascists. Serial shitposter. Scary wife. IVF mom. Actually an actuary ™️ she/her

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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 10h
They got FULL MOON? Ew. Judging.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 11h
I always forget how little hair Kalen DeBoer has, Georgia definitely wins the head coach hairline faceoff.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 12h
My last employer had to do all their Kansas paperwork before they could give me an offer letter, that was a new one for me
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 12h
They're as full of shit as you think they are unless they're even more full of shit
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 12h
I know we're all tired of living under these clowns and I just have to say that having professional experience in both oil and agriculture does NOT make it better
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 12h
We're a net exporter of diesel by a huge margin and the majority of our imported diesel comes from Canada. There's no reason we even want Russian diesel - we very literally have diesel at home!
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 22h
Nobody asked to live in the Liberty Bibberty extended universe
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's going to be great but it's a scary change for sure
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What does T think?
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still not sure this is enough !!!!!!!!!!!!! for two!!
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look I know it's a hot take but the easy solution here is to not give your baby supplements!
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of my uncles who has lived in Connecticut his entire life, where Trump's primary identifier before the last ten years was "putz who stiffs his contractors" has somehow voted for him three times anyway and I DO NOT GET IT
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Are they still losing it about sharia law
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just saw a post from a bakery saying she won't vote for Marshall because in 2020 his campaign ordered $700 of decorated sugar cookies and never paid her. There are a bunch of comments from people saying that after seeing that they can't vote for him. And... whatever works, I guess, but how strange.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pro move imo
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I cannot recommend the music video for "Don't Worry Be Happy" highly enough, if you don't immediately remember it do your day a favor and go watch it
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Other songs included Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, Hey Ya, Uptown Funk, and YMCA
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More people should get the opportunity to DJ for my toddler - we just went from Wagon Wheel to Timber to Ghostbusters
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We have a lot of 5pm dance parties in our house and I'm here to tell y'all that "Timber" still SLAPS
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These kinds of polls are why I'm still extremely skeptical about midterms - there are wide swathes of people who are suffering and know it under the current regime but would sooner die than vote for a Democrat (even if they self label as "independent"). We kinda just have to hope they stay home.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our team is uniquely evil because....reasons
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My great grandmother and my grandpa taught me to love that team and I get that everyone else hates them but can they please leave us alone
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not with a wooden spoon twice the width of her mouth where she's going to drip what doesn't fit back into the serving dish
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The way she feeds the other girl off the giant spoon at the end removed all doubt for me
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're not usually this obviously porny
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's a great size because if I want two cookies I can comfortably have two but I don't NEED two to feel like I had a cookie, you know?
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Forget doneness. How big do you like your cookies? Something without inclusions or with small ones - something like oatmeal raisin or chocolate chip (because obviously cookies with big inclusions have to be big).
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And I feel like his team expects to be included in any schedule change discussions, because that's how priorities work
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm extremely spiteful but I'm not "turn down no strings attached free money for my kids" spiteful
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh I will (and the big one isn't auto enrolled but he's eligible for an account and a smaller contribution) as long as the name they invented for me isn't a problem
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ugh, good luck
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had a baby in June. I got letters last week from the state of Kansas and the US Federal Treasury dept that her account had been opened. The weirdest part is that my letter from the feds was addressed to my maiden name but with a 'III' suffix tacked on (which is part of my husband's legal name).
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We're all rooting for you!
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My biggest complaint is that every color in the Civ 7 palette is so grayed out, Civ 6 is just a much more cheerful experience
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My kids are 27 months apart, I was not prepared for my targeted ads postpartum to be so dramatically different!
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reposting this for me because WOW there was not this much pressure and sponsored content about weight loss when I was postpartum two years ago but also maybe reposting it for someone else
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
"I can't eat intuitively, I'd only eat nachos and brownies" You might eat like that for a little while. At first your brain is going to push all the old boundaries of your restrictive eating. Once it believes you can always have nachos, it'll balance out and they'll just be another food you like.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oklahoma, who is a dumpster fire with the potential to do the funniest but also most predictable thing this weekend?
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But the closest thing Americans have to a unified culture is having rural and/or aging populations overrepresented and overly catered to at literally every level of government so I struggle to believe we're actually going to send Pastor Hamilton to Washington.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once again reminding everyone with my full voice that CORN CAN'T VOTE I mean, it's Kansas, probably more apt to say wheat can't vote. But 600k of the 3 million people in Kansas live in Johnson County. That's 20%! Between the KC and Wichita metros, about half the state is non-rural 🤷🏻‍♀️
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
....no.
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every time someone mentions rosewater I involuntarily clench on their behalf
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's less than 10% of a Bobby Bonilla day!
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn't an Emily Ost*r subskeet but it's not NOT one either
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yeah it's definitely more comfortable to not mask than to mask, but that's not any kind of reason for how bothered people get by seeing someone else wearing one
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My theory on this is that it's at least in part yet another way we're all held captive by our aging population (plus ableism) - there are lots of people out there who were forced to consider that their hearing wasn't as good as they thought it was when they couldn't partially lip read
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For like 80% of it I was having a great time and then OH SHIT HERE'S A DEADLINE THROW AN ENDING ON
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No YOU watched Temwa's Instagram stories with Junior and are crying now (seriously, go watch them 🥲)
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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was so frustrated with the ending!
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