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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad

@weirdybeardy.bsky.social
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A collection of asinine aphorisms in the shape of a person. Amateur musician, gamer-ish, tea-sipper, hat-wearer, library worker, neurodiversity advocate, scatterbrain, geek. Disaster bi, if you care. He/him.

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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 19h
I'm continuing to enjoy the ongoing Dark Souls manga, despite its extremely tenuous connection to the actual game series. It's hard to say what I like most, but the art and the atmosphere are really doing it for me. Just don't expect any lore revelations about Gwyn or Vendrick or Ludleth or whoever.
The cover art for Volume 3 of Dark Souls Redemption, the ongoing manga series from Shonen and Yen Press. Shown is the hulking figure of Norn, a mysterious creature with a distended neck and wearing a porcelain mask with horns/antenna, and also wearing strangely formal attire, a long fur-lined coat, a scabbard on his belt. Held with one oversized arm is the unconscious puppet(?) figure of a warrior in green armour
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy 13th Birthday to this idiot <3
Barney, a tuxedo cat with black & white fur, sitting on my kitchen counter and looking like he's contemplating... oh, I dunno, climate change or something
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Heck yeah, my new favourite Star Trek t-shirt just arrived. Thanks @reforest-kelley.bsky.social <3
A torso adorned with a t-shirt displaying Jadzia Dax from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, the trans pride colours, and the slogan "Friend of Dax" - designed by Will Burrows
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
An ice cream dispensing machine emblazoned with a large notice, "Anything is Possible with Ice Cream". A small handwritten note has been added: "No ice cream"
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Probably my favourite REM song
The front cover of "Every Botty Burps" by Becky Wilson and Alex Patrick - a children's picture book featuring the bums of various cartoon animals (including human beings)
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This painting by Mike Wilks, from his book The Ultimate Alphabet. ... I'll add alt-text, once I've figured out how to accurately describe it.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I cannot describe the revulsion that adverts like this one make me feel. I'm not a huge fan of "banter" at the best of times, but outsourcing your jolly japes to a witless slop-bot feels completely abhorrent to me.
A screenshot from a video advert about ChatGPT, with the proposed scenario "Write ten jokes I can send to Francois if his team loses tonight".
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I don't think people are aware of how much a Trillian is.
Sandra Dickinson as Trillian Astra, aka Tricia McMillan, from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek Voyager fake episode title: "Planet of the Interior Designers"
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Frodo: "What are we holding onto, Sam?"

Sam: "Sheer fucking spite, Mr Frodo."
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
One of my favourite pieces of media I've experienced this year was Neva. I already knew I'd like because it's from the game devs that made Gris, but it really was just as sumptuous and lovely as I hoped.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I found a local group that plays #BloodontheClocktower and popped my proverbial cherry with 4 rounds of Trouble Brewing over the weekend. I pulled the Imp token out of the bag TWICE, in four games. Being the demon is quite stressful for a newbie - but fun.
The cover/box/grimoire art for the social deduction game Blood on the Clocktower, featuring the horned visage of a demonic archetype on a purple background
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Anyway, I just treated myself to a fancy new board game, even though board games are obviously for NERDS I'll either have to invite some friends over, or teach Barney how to play.
Talisman (5th Edition), a "magical quest" board game. Set out on a table that isn't my table. A fantasy landscape on the board, cards with spells and creatures on them, little plastic figurines. Wholesome nerd shit.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I downloaded Quake Brutalist Jam 3 and I can't get it to run properly, which is baffling and also frustrating because I want to play the map called "Penis Day at the Gym"
Classic boomer-shooter Quake's new mod, Quake Brutalist Jam 3, with a typical brutalist grey and rusty interior, partially reclaimed by nature's green.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Friday pub lunch at a good pub
Pub signage: "There is to be no shouting, racism, tracksuits, stag or hen dos, Brewdog, AI/ChatGPT muck, in here"
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
If you see this, post a #StarTrek
Muppet Christopher Pike from the Season 4 promo of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Moody monochrome Barney
Barney the black-and-white cat with heavy monochrome filters on him, so that he looks like he might be pondering his chronic ennui in a French film about detectives who are also cats
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Does anyone here play 3-Chess, or know anyone that does? I'm looking for two other players to have a game with, but currently the app doesn't matchmake with randoms, so I still need to generate a room code. Anyone fancy it?
A hexagonal chessboard for 3 players, with armies of red, black and white pieces in their starting positions.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Wow, it's true
"Send reply? Are you sure you're not being tedious? Y/N"
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Re-posting the old faves
Barney the black-and-white "tuxedo" cat being lazy, quizzical and adorable while lounging on one of MY CUSHIONS, hmph
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I love Whitby.
The silhouetted figure of yours truly, in a long coat and pork-pie hat, against the night-time backdrop of Whitby's west pier
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Another throwback FPS I recently grabbed for a few quid is Wrath: Aeon of Ruin. It's a solid enough game, and made with a lot of love for the genre, but sadly the console port is a shoddy, janky, undercooked mess. Missing sound effects, glitchy textures, sub-par UI, and the occasional softlock.
The "Outlander" player character from the Wrath: Aeon of Ruin poster art, doing some slashin' with their arm blade and blastin' with their gun, all in a suitably grimdark landscape. Pew pew pew PEW.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I know, Barney. Me too.
Barney the black & white cat looking tired and gazing thoughtfully into the middle distance as he wonders why human beings are like this
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Let me compensate for my nihilism with a picture of my flatmate/life coach
Barney the cat thinks that humans are rubbish. He's not wrong
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Any "comprehensive" list of Doctor Whos that doesn't include the Unbound Doctor ain't worth diddly squat. Ncuti Fatwa played the Doctor in 20 stories. David Warner played the Doctor in 26 stories.
David Warner as the "Unbound Doctor", an incarnation of Doctor Who from an alternate universe. Shown brandishing his sonic screwdriver. Silver-grey hair, maroon jacket, grey waistcoat, dark tie, shirt lapels with a question mark motif.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A somewhat shitty day overall, but at least I got a friendly welcome when I got home
A close up of Barney the cat cuddling against the chest of his weary pet human. Said human is wearing a snazzy floral shirt.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Barney disapproves.
White & black cat looking down his nose at the camera, like an aloof floof
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Some Barney to interrupt your doomscrolling
Black and white cat looking sleepy and grumpy while lounging on a cushion
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Everybody forgets that From Software created and released a pseudo-prequel to Bloodborne on Playstation VR.
The poster art for Deracine, the 2018 PSVR game from From Software. The headless torso view of a figure in archaic school uniform and cloak, clasping a withering flower.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Barney wants to know what you are doing to fight against fascism, and also if you have any food
Barney the whiskered floof, looking serious. He's my boss.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Sonic the Hedgehog apparently has two siblings that featured in an unreleased puzzle game called Segasonic Bros. They don't officially have names, but I've decided that they're called Chronic (red) and Ironic (yellow)
The title screen of Segasonic Bros, featuring Chronic, Ironic and Sonic. That's their names. You can't prove me wrong, so there
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Barney contemplating what advice to give me next
Barney the cat curled up in a snooze with a faintly quizzical look in his eyes.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Sonic from the Fleetway Comics universe. He's a dick.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Currently reading Power to Yield and Other Stories, by @bogiperson.bsky.social
A paperback edition of Bogi Takacs's short story collection. I'm not sure how to describe the image on the cover for alt text. Also, sorry for the lack of diacritic mark in eir surname
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Barney wishes everyone a peaceful and restorative festive season free of despair, pain, and banal capitalist notions of self-worth
Barney the cat lounging on a carpet like the self-aware superior being he is
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
New flatmate.
My lovely new cat, white and black and cuddly and full of disdain for humankind.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Anyone for a threesome?
A hexagonal three-player chess board adorned with white, red and black pieces.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
We're rapidly approaching a significant Doctor Who milestone: the 1st anniversary of, "It's good to say how diddly-deet you"
Millie Gibson as Ruby Sunday, and Ncuti Gatwa as the 15th Doctor, aboard the goblins' sky-ship from the Xmas episode "The Church on Ruby Road"
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
🎵 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's--
Artwork from Doom Eternal showing Doomguy facing off against the Dark Lord Davoth, with the caption "Immora" (the name of the capital city of Hell) in the centre of the image in large red letters
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I played the Star Trek 3D chess variant and it's my new favourite.
The tri-dimensional chess variant that appears prominently in episodes of Star Trek. Three main boards across three levels, adorned with pieces. Looks complicated. Isn't. Sort of.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
"Can I get your number?" "Yeah, sure, it's--"
It's the Bluesky 10 million users celebration thingy. Apparently I was user number 604,608. Hmm.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
Saturn.
Astronomical zoom-lens snapshot of the planet Saturn, with dark sky all around.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
Mezzanine by Massive Attack. Black insect shapes on a stark white background.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Don't mind me, just putting together the outline for the horrendously complicated guide to Doctor Who continuity that I plan to write soon purely for my own amusement but will inevitably abandon after running out of momentum and switching my focus to my next short-lived endeavour
1a     The Timeless Children
1b     The Other
1c     The Xoanon voices
2a     The Fugitive Doctor
2b     The Morbius Doctors
3a     The Doctor reborn
3b     Beyond Trenzalore
4a     Future Doctors
4b     The Curator 

Addendum 1     Watchers and Valeyards
Addendum 2     Unbound Doctors
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Apropos of nothing, the Dusk soundtrack by Andrew Hulshult is fuckin' great. Puts me in a sort of tingling, government-deposing mood
The cover art for Dusk, the spooky boomer shooter. Spooky churches. Spooky eldritch beasties. Spooky.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
I'm hoping to do a livestream of Tunic later, if I ain't too snuffly. 19:30 BST, maybe? Yeah, it looks lovely. Looks quirky. There's a fox with a sword & shield. Let's do it. twitch.tv/ScatterbrainWeirdy
An anthropomorphic fox having a colourful adventure in a cutely-animated forest. Nice!
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
If you're autistic and people tell you that you don't "seem" autistic, just point to this image and tell them that the Invisible Man doesn't "seem" invisible
Claude Rains as the Invisible Man from the 1933 film of the same name, wearing clothing and wrappings to make himself visible
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Those of you who know me from back in my LittleBigPlanet community days might be interested to know that I'm currently remastering the Great Musical Collaboration Experiment albums from 2012-2013. They'll be available as free fully-credited downloads on my Bandcamp page... soon-ish!
The rainbow-coloured album cover for The Great Musical Collaboration Experiment No. 2, originally designed by Shadowriver.
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Weirdy the Sad Bisexual Cat Dad @weirdybeardy.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
My new badge is a bit on-the-nose, but whatever
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