ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 19hWho has compiled a list of America's Funniest Home Videos where the nation unknowingly watched someone die? 000 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 19hFound Bob Saget AFHV reruns on da tv I will be laffin my A O for the next 18 minutes 000 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 19hThis whole "cats cannot taste sweet things" thang got me reconsidering my plan to get reincarnated as a gato 000 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I'm really concerned looking back that my mother's spice rack contained only salt and pepper 010 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I am beginning to believe in the lizard people theory now that the White House rolled out the red carpet for Miss Ghidorah 020 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 15/10/2026God totally made our dumb asses and then forgot. Going to be tres freaked when they return. 020 0
Reposted by ETKT (haunted) @kteeth.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Much like the caveman’s audacious hippie friend, I can be found in various convenience stores “wheezing the juice” 021 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Working in publishing is like "legally you may not improve the quality of this photo" and you just say OK and move on 020 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 13/10/2026White ppl love to visit Japan because they can't get enough imperialism 040 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Allegedly none of the Big Dumb Republican accounts are posting because they were literally all Russian bots. Pretty funny. 010 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Growing up they told us Krzysztof Kolumb founded America and we all thought he was Polish until like 14th grade. 010 0
Reposted by ETRize / Raphael Phaasiq @rize4eva.blacksky.app · 12/10/2026A baddie ain't never took you out to eat and go on a stroll afterwards cuz she thought you was a beautiful ass man? Oh. Get well soon 23514 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Things are pretty fantastic considering I'm underemployed and all. I'm making ends meet and still vibing. 020 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Ear worm of the day: girl in the wildwood boardwalk documentary saying "Every day is different. It's different every day." 010 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Anytime my wife sees anime on my screen she says simply says "Vegeta" 030 0
Reposted by ETpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168125342684 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm runnin' like a politician. I'm running like roaches in the kitchen. I'm running like frost melting on a mitten. I'm running like a mouse evading a kitten. I'm running like I'm running like 020 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Our cat sitter is named Gregory and he benches 340. He told me. He said that's about 28 times your cat. I said my cat can't even lift nothin'. He said no I mean if there were 28 of your cat it would equal 340 lbs. 020 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bulma just blasting cigs between her work on the Saiyaman designs lmao 110 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Came to a simple realization that "unique invoice number" doesn't need to make sense to anyone so I'm using various telephone numbers my family members had in the past 000 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time I give my kitty treats he looks shy and wriggles his paws like "For moi? Merci merci" 010 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Logging into Adstagram to see what my ads are up to and see ads 020 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My cousin James T. Laundry lives on the Jersey shore and he's seen a jellyfish fight a shark twice 030 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me on the Enterprise: Another illegal weed brownie por favor Food Replicator: that will be your ninth, sir Me: to infinity and be gone 010 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One time a man stood outside our apartment yelling FOOOOOOOD FIGHT for like 30-45 minutes and we couldn't really do anything because he was off his medicine type shi 110 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This song always gets me hyped up lollink.deezer.comRadioactiveIDK - song - 2023 100 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In 4th grade we took a lil boat around Manhattan as a field trip. The captain pointed out a skyscraper where Latoya Jackson lived. 010 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Incredible. Now back to its wrinkled pink worm self. The human bobby is amazing. 010 0
Reposted by ETNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 18,1952 1770669 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm under no obligation to listen to anyone shorter and/or balder than I am 030 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can argue that I was "classically trained" in the photographic arts but I'm not going to, because I was. lmfao 030 0
ET @weepinggold.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In a just world, they would have made a Lisa Turtle spin-off 030 0
