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Friedrich Seagulls

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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Meme template of Tim Robinson in a hot dog suite. Caption: WOW THAT CAR MUST HAVE GONE ROGUE
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
inventing Egg Car (runs on eggs)
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’re much more likely to die from AI by overestimating not underestimating it’s capabilities
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Should’ve put a shoulder chip maintenance clause in that contract
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
tfw they’re taking forever to call your boarding group
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Contemplating how to fuck some shit up
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Great Bay Area Stink of 2026
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Seahawks equipment shed gonna end up in Quantico
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
These dolts don’t know “the Bayesian prior” is equivalent to “my uninformed assumption” but it sure clarifies their thinking
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Love to see every new application of this technology. I don’t know if most people appreciate how dramatically the biologics revolution has improved the outlook for chronic disease patients.
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Really more of a “dplyr person”
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ah yes driving down prices, the thing that always inspires producers to increase their supply
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The one thing these people fear above all else is appearing gauche
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You do not, under any circumstances, have to lay Lindsey Buckingham in the tall grass and let him do “his stuff”
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
At this point the only way forward is a hard rule that nothing made using genAI in any way can be copyrighted. Fruit of the stolen tree
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Amendments: ERA + abortion SCOTUS term limit Expand house, proportional representation End senate filibuster & debt ceiling, restore chevron deference Override citizens united Legislation: DC/PR statehood (pending referendum) Single payer PRO act New clean air/water acts Decriminalize cannabis
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
these fortune cookies are getting crazy
You gênuinêly love browsing erotic sités and watching sensual moviès, while enduring an immènsè amount of sensation.
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
they beating my sweepy ass on honkshoosky
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I want this as a jigsaw puzzle
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Someone gave this cow zoomer hair 🥦
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Replacing domain expertise with process expertise is the logical endpoint of shareholder supremacy
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy summer. First blackberry out of the yard goes to the number one boy
A black capped caique (medium sized parrot with black cap, eye ring  and beak, red eye, green lore, yellow throat, orange neck, white belly, green back and wings, orange legs, and black feet) stands in a travel cage looking in profile into the camera. He holds a half eaten blackberry in his right foot and masticated berry clings to the end of his hooked beak. Receding out of focus behind him a colorful shredded paper toy, blue perch and grey bars of the cage are dappled in sunlight. Blurred greenery and brown substrate in mosaic daylight fill the background.
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“Getting a lot of sin eating vibes from this” - guy who’s entire being is subsumed into devouring sin
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Went to a upick at a farm for a fancy Michelin restaurant this weekend.. the bourgeoisie yearn for the fields
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Homeopathic investing
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Sheryl Crow’s first draft of the “all I wanna do” spoken intro
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
me when I have to keep save scumming the dating sim to get the Beautiful Sunset ending
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
twisted silicon prism
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Also no he can’t. Prove it, dipshit
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
“Fuck me I guess. I mean, Me forbid I ever do a silly one” - God
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
He’s looking for cosponsors on the No Fake Friends Act
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I wonder which of these the zoomers will establish as the derisive millennial stereotype, a la gen x drinking from hoses
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
do you want morlocks? this is how you get morlocks
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Emily Post nut clarity
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
you will instead be swarmed by venture capitalists trying to invest in “agentic leftovers”
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Workshopping a take its homophobic to criticize the catholic church
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I like that they gave him the Mao fit
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
1. Shoplifting is tacky if you have the means to afford it 2. It’s still fun to joke about 3. If you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
MrBeast considering his next torture-as-content scheme
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Still of Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner giving “like tears in the rain” monologue
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Abolish time zones
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
World historic dismissive “Jeff”
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Kubrickian
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
it’s giving Skip Bayless
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Simpsons bus driver “don’t make me tap the sign” meme. The sign reads “Denial of death is spiritual poison”
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
he was blowing up 2 balloons at the same time
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Look, ladies, sometimes your husband deserves a little treat
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
if you’re mad about this but fine with platner I have Questions
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
[jeff foxworthy voice] if your venerable news brand turned kept propaganda outlet claims criticism of your heinous crimes is a foreign intelligence plot … you might be the epstein class
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Black phoebe - bird White phoebe - on friends
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