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Friedrich Seagulls

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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Meme template of Tim Robinson in a hot dog suite. Caption: WOW THAT CAR MUST HAVE GONE ROGUE
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This one is actually deceptive, the ants are an upcharge
AI food poster:
SHRIMP PO-BOY
Crispy shrimp, fresh &e flavorful dressed just right!
Mame wor love border
FRIED OYSTER MUSHROOM PO-BOY
Crispy fried oyster mushrooms, tangy pickles, lettuce; tomato & our house sauce!
$18.00
$15.00
SERVED WITH
FRIED PRAWNS
Crispy fried prawns seasoned to perfection!
$18.00
SERVED WITH FRIES

The fried food texture is like metastasized polyps, with unsettling repetitions like a fleshy fractal. The sandwich buns are crinkled like a deflated mylar balloon, with too-uniform perforations that suggest mechanical extrusion. The fries look both limp and rigid, with an uncanny sheen. All 3 plates are indiscriminately covered in black flecks.
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Vince McMahon reaction 4 panels:
CUT
GREP
SED
AWK
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
these fortune cookies are getting crazy
You gênuinêly love browsing erotic sités and watching sensual moviès, while enduring an immènsè amount of sensation.
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
one of the more fluid species 💚
Black capped caique laying chin down in a pair of hands
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Capel 2017 (linked but paywalled), which he’s using as load bearing refutation of the gender/sex spectrum: “It is unclear how psychological sex is established … Further investigation will be required to discover how tightly gender identity and sexual phenotype are linked”
It is unclear how psychological sex is established
The question of how psychological sex, including gender role and partner preference, is established is unclear. Whereas the broad outlines of sexually dimorphic differentiation are worked out for the gonads, the sex ducts and the genitalia, this is not true for the brain, where it is possible that many surprises are in store. Like the genitalia and sex ducts, brain development was traditionally thought to depend on the hormone environment. However, sex-determining region Y (Sry) is expressed in some regions of the brain and could have a direct influence on masculinization, independent of its influence on gonad development. In addition, the presence of XX or XY sex chromosomes may have a direct influence on brain development and some behavioural patterns. Studies of psychological sex in patients with disorders of sexual development are helping to determine the weight of the hormonal and genetic factors that guide sex differences in brain development and behaviour patterns.
Investigations of specific features of neuronal development, such as the vomeronasal system, are also providing some answers about the pathways that underpin gender identity, mate selection and maternal behaviours.
In the red-eared slider turtle, incubation at male- or female-producing temperatures leads to strong differences in brain development before the gonad forms. This suggests that … male or female brain development is independent of testis and ovary determination... This is a very interesting question in sex-reversing fish, where both gonad and gender identity can be reversed in adult life. In these cases, gonadal changes can occur without alteration of the behavioural phenotype, and behavioural changes frequently occur before gonadal changes, supporting the idea that their regulation is independent. Further investigation will be required to discover how tightly gender identity and sexual phenotype are linked.
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy summer. First blackberry out of the yard goes to the number one boy
A black capped caique (medium sized parrot with black cap, eye ring  and beak, red eye, green lore, yellow throat, orange neck, white belly, green back and wings, orange legs, and black feet) stands in a travel cage looking in profile into the camera. He holds a half eaten blackberry in his right foot and masticated berry clings to the end of his hooked beak. Receding out of focus behind him a colorful shredded paper toy, blue perch and grey bars of the cage are dappled in sunlight. Blurred greenery and brown substrate in mosaic daylight fill the background.
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Egg Value:
Eggs from the “bigger than before” meme, labeled BIGGER THAN BEFORE
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Outbreak was already underway in 2023, so predates everything else being fucked. In this case the agency (COPEG, connected to USDA) dropped the ball the old fashioned way: complacency around a perceived solved problem
Map of new world screwworm outbreak timeline from July 2023 to July 2025. Source https://extension.okstate.edu/programs/livestock-entomology/new-world-screwworm-info
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They have rows of bristles used to “screw” into the wound and prevent easy removal
New world screwworm larva. Source https://www.cdfa.ca.gov/ahfss/Animal_Health/screwworm/
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
They have acquired a suite of derived characteristics and returned to the sea
Whale phylogeny from The Tangled Bank by Carl Zimmer. Screenshot from https://evolution.berkeley.edu/what-are-evograms/the-evolution-of-whales/
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
MrBeast considering his next torture-as-content scheme
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Still of Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner giving “like tears in the rain” monologue
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I can’t be the only one reminded of this
Skip Bayless performatively throws cowboys merch into a trash can
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Simpsons bus driver “don’t make me tap the sign” meme. The sign reads “Denial of death is spiritual poison”
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Matches the seal lettering
Zoom on carpet with us seal, banner text is ai garbled letters but let’s call it Cyrillic for the bit
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
firing up the car
Highway mileage sign:
Placerville 46
South Lake Tahoe 107
Ocean City, MD 3073
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Too bleak?
Simpsons still of Principal Skinner talking to postmaster, dialogue caption “well, I’m just glad I work at an elementary school”
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
only because I couldn’t vote for Dickson
Super Bowl ballot vote for J Myers (K)
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Watching USA curling
Lisa Simpson on the phone with the Corey hotline. Caption: HERE ARE SOME WORDS THAT RHYME WITH COREY:
GLORD, STORY.
ALLEGORY, MONTESSORI...
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Stained microscope slide of plant cells. Source https://www.flickr.com/photos/146824358@N03/35143669471
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Insane billionaire owner running the team as a vanity project
Kombucha meme woman side by side
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
just crazy enough to work
Apollo 13 movie still, moon slingshot diagram on chalkboard
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
comments responding to this post instead, not beating the literacy crisis allegations
Original post with all text whited out except the first half-sentence: “Sean McVay is possibly the best coach in the league.” This fails to convey op’s core meaning — that the Rams organization neglects the game’s 3rd phase.
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
ouch my nose
Screenshot of google results for “useful splendor” including an AI summary of a niche board game meaning of the term, and a Reddit link to a question about state finances in pre-Revolutionary France (the more common context for the term)

useful splendor

- Al Overview
"Useful splendor" refers to maximizing beauty, prestige, or points in games like Splendor
(board game) or Foundation (city builder), by strategically acquiring gems/cards or building impressive
Show more
Reddit • r/AskHistorians
40+ comments • 8 years ago
Was Louis XVI's financial situation really so dire?
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
nw
Screenshot of a 12/10/25 article by Daniel Libit. Headline: ‘BELOW DECK MED’ GIVES CAM COLVIN A GLAM POLISH AMID FRAUD CHARGES. Photoshopped graphic of BELOW⚓️DECK logo and photo of Colvin captioned: Cameron Colvin is this week's "primary" guest on Bravo's "Below Deck Mediterranean." It's a far cry from reality for the indicted ex-football player.

ILLUSTRATION BY GRACE HUGHES. PHOTO: RICH POLK/GETTY IMAGES
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Office Space — Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
How does this compare to kicking earlier?
Kick to tie on 4th & 2 with 1:46 left in 3rd quarter
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Maybe like this?
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
lol Cowboys
Cropped screen cap from Wikipedia “Tornado vortex signature” page, which resembles the statistic color coding of the Cowboys offense vs defense performance
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Article about fixing dog zoomies edited to be about Josh Allen
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“bees are fish” is a new one that I fully support. I wonder if a similar loophole has been found for mushrooms as that seems like another substantial oversite
Each of these statutes provides that covered species include “native species or subspecies of a bird, mammal, fish, amphibian, reptile, or plant[.]”
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
hard | drugs — sex | corny
John Lennon George HarrisonRingo StarPaul McCartney
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
swinging by the
Screenshot of google maps page for Intercourse Community Park in Intercourse, PA
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
yea yea but when do they kiss
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Musk March 2020 covid tweet edited to read “Based on current trends, probably close to zero … by end of April”
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
it do be crazy like that
Beehive formations in Coyote Butte AZLake Moraine in Banff National Park AlbertaMistaya Canyon in Banff National Park Alberta Bryce Canyon National Park UT
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Friedrich Seagulls @webramblin.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
grummz grummz grummmmmz
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