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Rob Weber (he/him)

@weberr13.bsky.social
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Principle Software Architect specializing in network security infrastructure will respond to all unsolicited DMs with "waffles" if I post a meme without citing a source then I made it, pls share

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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
today I realized that Father Makenzie in the song Eleanor Rigby doesn't turn into a zombie at the end of the song and I can't stop laughing at myself. I always thought it was a strange tone shift for a beatles song....
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
the media likes to call this the " #Trump administration" but it is not an administration at all. It is an occupation. Administration- the execution of public affairs as distinguished from policymaking Occupation- the act or process of taking possession of a place or area
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@noahkahanmusic.bsky.social Noah Kahan 2028.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
what's the difference between a dumpster and a cybertruck? you can fit a couch in a dumpster.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
for what it's worth the strain currently on the cruise ship where 3 people have already died is the Andes virus strain which is capable of human to human transmission and is over 40% fatal...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
When you ask for American Flag Blue and they give you Suburban Toilet Bowl Blue.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
drop some DC
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
share.google/gEKE4rGNa5o7... days like this I feel bad for @theonion.com
wait, what? image zoom meme of headline reading "Trump announces pause on project freedom'
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Robotaxis or what I call "Mobile public toilets". Support your local Taxi service. share.google/irgutpohSY0t...
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Robotaxis Are Rolling Out Across America
Plus, the race to develop new hair-regrowth drugs and how Chinese humanoid robots are taking over
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Kasey Musgraves has built her career on both creativity and acceptance which brings back the Dolly Parton energy that has been missing from country music since 9/11 or earlier.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
ghost bullet, clearly /s
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
thoughts and prayers for all those who will be forced to watch this movie in order to judge it.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/04/2026
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
the difference between "staged" and "intentionally let it happen" is irrelevant. There are tons of dangerously radicalized people in the MAGA movement and law enforcement is the only reason we don't see daily violence. If law enforcement is held back it is an intentional act of violence.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@amiiillustrates.bsky.social
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The US is founded on genocide and slavery, Trump is the bleeding pustule of a disease that defines the country since its founding. It may have been better than the alternatives 200+ years ago but we know better and need to reform and pay retribution before it is healthy.
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Marciano Brito @marcianobrito.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Cartoon do artista iemenita Kamal Sharaf sobre o incidente de "tiroteio" no Jantar de Correspondentes da Casa Branca. 🤔😁
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
“In his manifesto, he wrote 'I'm no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist & traitor to coat my hands with his crimes...’” TRUMP: “I'm not a rapist. I'm not a pedophile. You should be ashamed of yourself, reading that. You're a disgrace.”
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Dirk Straun @dirk-straun.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I know folks have already decided that the situation at the correspondence dinner was staged but with so many time travelers making attempts on the President you would think it would get people thinking harder about the 25th amendment or impeachment.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Just leaving this right here. #25thAmendment
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
bonus: Jeff Bezos farts smell like springtime and he loves to sniff them.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Footage of a horse protecting its owner after a 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Japan 🇯🇵
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
One of the most telling pics of the year ... so far.
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Colorado Socialist ☭🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ♿ @leftwardswing.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is great! 😂
A detailed, symbolic painting inspired by the movie "Pulp Fiction," featuring Samuel L. Jackson's character depicted as a Jesus-like figure with a glowing halo and radiant hands, blessing a sick man lying in a hospital bed. Surrounding them are other characters from the film—John Travolta and Uma Thurman—both praying, and a nurse and another man watching solemnly. Above, three cherubic angels with the faces of other "Pulp Fiction" characters float in the sky. The background includes iconic American symbols such as the U.S. Capitol, the Statue of Liberty, an American flag, flying bald eagles, military jets, and fireworks, blending religious imagery with patriotic and cinematic elements.
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Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
. What they’re not telling you… Trump was barred from the situation room… And they stopped him from using the nuclear codes. .
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Iran needs to make the attendance of Trump and his entire family in Tehran as part of the preconditions of negotiations. put up or shut up.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"An infinite virtual surface teeming with ads. Not just ads, but scams! Not just scams, but lies with no object, free radical misinformation, sentences and images so poorly thought out that they are unhealthy even to view for just a few seconds."
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Brandy @3dogz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Trump is the culmination of a nation built by thieves and slavers who gave 3/5 of a vote to the slaver to spend for each human they enslaved. The root of this weed we call the American democracy will always bear thorns and poison, it must be pulled out entirely to be saved.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
No, it’s not a painting—these surreal skies are real! This is a rare ‘fire rainbow’ spotted over the Rocky Mountains, created when sunlight hits ice-crystal clouds at just the right angle. Seeing a fire rainbow requires extreme luck.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
the Epstein class must be removed from *all* positions of power, including but not limited to politics. no more boardrooms, or C level positions. No more church or non-profit leadership. they can all either rot in their mansions or sail away on their boats.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I'm sorry, I cannot attend your Teams meeting. I'm a bunny.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
folks upset about the trump Jesus picture but I'm just upset about whatever the heck is going on with the bird-jets and the statue of Liberty man-angel
the top right corner of the image of trump as Jesus depicting strange fighter jet/bird hybrids and a angel with the crown of the statue of Liberty
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Insurance companies should be saying post Warehouse fire: "There is a quantifiable risk to failing to pay a living wage now. Correct the risk factors or risk losing coverage or paying much higher rates".
The image of a paper towel and toilet paper Warehouse on fire in Ontario, California
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
imagine being excommunicated by a clanker
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
UPDATE: Letters from Leo can now independently confirm that the meeting took place — and that the Vatican was so alarmed by the Pentagon’s tactics that Leo shelved plans to visit America. Some officials saw their reference to an Avignon papacy as a threat to use military force against the Holy See.
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The Pentagon Threatened Pope Leo XIV’s Ambassador With the Avignon Papacy
The Free Press has documented a closed-door Pentagon meeting in which a senior Trump official lectured Pope Leo XIV’s ambassador on American military supremacy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/04/2026
J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum theonion.com/j-k-rowling-escapes-in…
J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
many "Nintendo hard" or "souls like" mechanics for making games difficult are actually just poor design at best and ableism at worst. "Nintendo hard" was born out of Nintendo successfully killing the rental game market in the 1990s, nothing to be proud of.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I want this to be real.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I wouldn't be shocked to find out in 20 years he did, and they didn't.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
the blues brother.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
ironically Jesus would agree.
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
sharing your french fries.
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Thomas Neville @goobermunch.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just going to leave this here.
A series of three tweets:

Rabbi Akiva Weisinger
@MisfitTorah

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For those wondering why I, an Orthodox Rabbi, am outraged by the Texas trans law, aren't I supposed to stand up for Torah Values or whatever A thread:

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I don't like it when kids kill themselves.

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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Jesus Molina-Veya died in ICE custody June 7, 2025. He is one of 33 individuals who died in ICE custody during the 2025 fiscal year. while this administration claims god's protection they literally killed Jesus last year.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Rob Weber (he/him) @weberr13.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I don't know #gemini is this real life?
a Gemini thinking prompt reading "Verifying Reality"
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