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weasel307

@weasel307.bsky.social
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Doesn’t cost anything to be nice, try it! Dog lover 🥰 Just trying to be the best version of me. Kind, but don’t underestimate😉 All blue 💪🏼💙🌊Snarky, corny, nerdy🤷🏻‍♀️ Can’t do politics 24/7 will post random thoughts/jokes for a bit of sanity

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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look at that, it’s time for Corny Joke Wednesday 👀🌽 🐿️🦨🦝
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Fall 🍂🍁🪾
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This made me laugh this morning 🤭 do something nice today 😉
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today’s Corny Joke Wednesday is less corny and more about me forgetting to post 😬🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ I thought this was appropriate 😉
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I keep forgetting Corny Joke Wednesday 🤦🏻‍♀️🌽 If anyone has tips on how to cook properly, please share 🤪😉
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Clocked in early for Neighborhood Watch today 👀🐾
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mvpkate.bsky.social @mvpkate.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Definitely NOT a screw up, but a wonderful, caring person🩷🩷
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mvpkate.bsky.social @mvpkate.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@weasel307.bsky.social @samrc1987.bsky.social not asking you to donate just to share as you have a lot of followers. Also, she isn't a screw up. She left out taking care of my mother 24/7 and other stuff like that.
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s Wednesday, must be time for a corny joke! 🌽🐸🤪
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Corny Joke Wednesday 👀🌽🤪
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I know this isn’t truly a corny joke for Corny Joke Wednesday, but it cracks me up every time I see it 😆😆🪱💪🏼
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh yeah, Corny Joke Wednesday in full force today 🌶️🫑🌽😃
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A little racy corny joke Wednesday humor 😏👀🌽🤪
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Reminder for this corny joke Wednesday. 🌽🦀 Punctuation matters.
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A little mythology humor for today’s joke 🐴😜
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Corny Joke Wednesday brought to you by our canine friends 🌽⚡️🎶🤭
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A little corny pharmacy humor today 🌽💊🐠🤪
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I missed Corny Joke Wednesday 🤦🏻‍♀️ So let’s double the corn to make up for it! 🌽🍿
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Today’s Corny Joke Wednesday is bovine approved 🤔🐮🌽
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day🌎 and corny joke Wednesday. Getting tips isn’t for everyone 🐮🌽😝
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
👀🐾🍺 Happy Corny Joke Wednesday 🌽😁
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A quick giggle for mid week🤭
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Who needs a corny joke today?🌽 🐟🐠🐡 🫣it’s a bad one
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
😒🤡
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Seeing ICE agents just standing behind the TSA agent checking IDs is giving off school group project where only one person does the work vibes 👀🤓
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
There’s a lot of corn in today’s Corny Joke Wednesday.🫣😬 🌽🐴😜😜😜
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
No pillow? No problem!🍑😃
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
With the constant barrage of ‘breaking news’ 😬🙉 we need to balance with corny joke Wednesday. 🌽😃 Ba-dum-tss
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
8 years old today! 🥳🦴🥳 They weren’t happy I was taking a picture instead of getting their breakfast 😛🙈
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Please don’t tease us Mother Nature 😎☀️
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Corny Joke Wednesday 🌽🪜😜 Ba-dum-tsss
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
We will literally go to war rather than arrest any rich pedophiles in this country.
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Corny Joke Wednesday 🌽🎈
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Umm? Think you may have missed a spot 👀
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
“Zero Stars, do not enjoy”
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Politely waiting for me to finish working. The paws🥰🥰🤗🐾
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@dianaluzsanyi.bsky.social suggested to restart Corny Joke Wednesday to get a few second break from politics. So I present a moan-worthy joke to get us going 😁🌽🐜 Ba-dum-tss
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
❤️🐾🐾❤️
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mvpkate.bsky.social @mvpkate.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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mvpkate.bsky.social @mvpkate.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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mvpkate.bsky.social @mvpkate.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So did we “misinterpret” what we saw again???🧐💔💔💔
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Grumpy 💙 European 🪶 @klausbusse.de · 10/01/2026
He shot her because she did not show fear, and he was triggered by not being recognized as a powerful man. It has nothing to do with compliance, but with toxic masculinity.
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
🧐🤔 🤭🤪
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
🫤 🧀🍹🧁🍪😜
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