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weasel307

@weasel307.bsky.social
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Doesn’t cost anything to be nice, try it! Dog lover 🥰 Just trying to be the best version of me. Kind, but don’t underestimate😉 All blue 💪🏼💙🌊Snarky, corny, nerdy🤷🏻‍♀️ Can’t do politics 24/7 will post random thoughts/jokes for a bit of sanity

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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 14h
Corny Joke Wednesday with a bonus ear worm!🪱🌽😛
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💀👀😜
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look at that, it’s time for Corny Joke Wednesday 👀🌽 🐿️🦨🦝
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Fall 🍂🍁🪾
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This made me laugh this morning 🤭 do something nice today 😉
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today’s Corny Joke Wednesday is less corny and more about me forgetting to post 😬🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ I thought this was appropriate 😉
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I keep forgetting Corny Joke Wednesday 🤦🏻‍♀️🌽 If anyone has tips on how to cook properly, please share 🤪😉
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Clocked in early for Neighborhood Watch today 👀🐾
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s Wednesday, must be time for a corny joke! 🌽🐸🤪
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Corny Joke Wednesday 👀🌽🤪
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I know this isn’t truly a corny joke for Corny Joke Wednesday, but it cracks me up every time I see it 😆😆🪱💪🏼
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Oh yeah, Corny Joke Wednesday in full force today 🌶️🫑🌽😃
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A little racy corny joke Wednesday humor 😏👀🌽🤪
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Reminder for this corny joke Wednesday. 🌽🦀 Punctuation matters.
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A little mythology humor for today’s joke 🐴😜
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Corny Joke Wednesday brought to you by our canine friends 🌽⚡️🎶🤭
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A little corny pharmacy humor today 🌽💊🐠🤪
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I missed Corny Joke Wednesday 🤦🏻‍♀️ So let’s double the corn to make up for it! 🌽🍿
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Today’s Corny Joke Wednesday is bovine approved 🤔🐮🌽
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day🌎 and corny joke Wednesday. Getting tips isn’t for everyone 🐮🌽😝
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
👀🐾🍺 Happy Corny Joke Wednesday 🌽😁
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A quick giggle for mid week🤭
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Who needs a corny joke today?🌽 🐟🐠🐡 🫣it’s a bad one
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
😒🤡
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
There’s a lot of corn in today’s Corny Joke Wednesday.🫣😬 🌽🐴😜😜😜
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
No pillow? No problem!🍑😃
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
With the constant barrage of ‘breaking news’ 😬🙉 we need to balance with corny joke Wednesday. 🌽😃 Ba-dum-tss
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
8 years old today! 🥳🦴🥳 They weren’t happy I was taking a picture instead of getting their breakfast 😛🙈
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Please don’t tease us Mother Nature 😎☀️
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Corny Joke Wednesday 🌽🪜😜 Ba-dum-tsss
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Corny Joke Wednesday 🌽🎈
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Umm? Think you may have missed a spot 👀
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
“Zero Stars, do not enjoy”
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Politely waiting for me to finish working. The paws🥰🥰🤗🐾
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@dianaluzsanyi.bsky.social suggested to restart Corny Joke Wednesday to get a few second break from politics. So I present a moan-worthy joke to get us going 😁🌽🐜 Ba-dum-tss
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
❤️🐾🐾❤️
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
🧐🤔 🤭🤪
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
🫤 🧀🍹🧁🍪😜
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Kids these days, always pushing limits 🙄😜
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Race track for the dogs 😂🏎️🏁
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
First snow of the season and this is their thoughts on it 🥶😴😂
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Way to make it weird Doug 🥴🍂
4 cartoon panels 1st panel shows green trees with speech bubble Ok trees let’s get naked. 2nd & 3rd panel show leaves turning colors and falling. Last panel shows all bare trees but one green tree with speech bubble WTF, Douglas?
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
A little Feisty Friday dough humor?🤔
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
🥱🤷🏻‍♀️
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Go for it Sheila 👀😂
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Look how the leaves grew on this trunk. Almost looks like lava flowing down ❤️‍🔥
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
It’s always good to know where you come from 😉👻
Ghost sitting at a computer. On screen is title Ancestry.com and shows ghost is 40% Cotton, 33% Rayon, 17% Silk, 10% Polyester
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weasel307 @weasel307.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
C’mon Jeff!! 👻🧦😂
Text: two words Jeff, Dryer Sheet
Picture: two ghosts standing next to each other, one has a sock stuck to him
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