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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 8h

I haven't gotten the Sears catalog in the mail yet, so I can't make my Christmas wish list.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 8h

I long for the days when shame meant correcting bad behavior, not society rewarding it.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 9h

Think I might get a hiking backpack for when I walk into different rooms in my house.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 13h

I haven't had my Dunkin' yet, so you're e-mail not only doesn't find me well, it doesn't find me at all.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm with Miss Scarlet, Mrs. White, and Mrs. Peacock in the library. ...reading.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pumpkins are on the porch and postseason baseball is on my TV. Autumn has arrived.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We can retire the word "content" (noun). It's lost all meaning.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'd be fine if we went back to channels 2, 7, and 13. And that's it.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Let me know if my spell on you works. I wrote it with my fountain pen in my "Tom Riddle" journal.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Unless mine eyes deceive me, it looks like sun out there. Was starting to think I wouldn't see it again.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Unless you're an amateur, every day is National Coffee Day.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I had one of the worst nightmares last night that I've had in a while. I dreamt I had a TikTok account.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The current dating scene/pool needs a complete overhaul.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've never seen a single second last longer than I do on an in-game clock during a sporting event.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can positively confirm that I've never sent you an anonymous message.

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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My favorite part of Mondays are when they end

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every time I watch "Twister," there is just something about Aunt Meg.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I put something, like the TV remote or a book, on my stomach, it just slides right down, so I guess I have washboard abs, now.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Granted, it's been rainy here the last several days, but I'm made more than a little sad that it's starting to get darker early.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If there isn't sludge at the bottom of your mug thick enough to be eaten with a spoon, then your coffee isn't black enough.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

But, seriously, is the diarrhea parasite still surfing on our lettuce orr...?

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

These putrid 1:00 local games create the perfect opportunity for a shower.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'll get to all of your questions and concerns once Windows 95 loads on my Hewlett-Packard Pavilion desktop, the AOL dial-up is connected, and my Mom is off the phone.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Might get my Christmas shopping done today. I hope everyone likes their X hats, shirts, and socks.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Life is like a roller coaster. No, no, not "it has its ups and downs." There are lots of loud people in your personal space, some vomit, and a picture of yourself looking less than flattering that you didn't ask anyone to take.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All I'm saying is that if you put important insurance policies and an ice-cream truck menu both in front of me, I'm giving careful, 35-minute-or-more attention to the ice-cream decision.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm three sips into my coffee and I'm already thinking of getting a second cup.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wish I loved anything as much as people love their birthdays on this app.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Harvest Moon. I just assume I'm talking to a bunch of werewolves right now.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Your ass is my North Star. ...I really should write for Hallmark.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't mean to alarm anyone, especially because this world has enough problems as it is, but I don't have any dessert in the house.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*In my best Dustin Hoffman impression voice.* Me: "I'M READIN' HERE!"

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hey, babe. Let's turn off the lights, crawl under the covers, and get agita from the meatloaf at 3:00am.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This Halloween season, I have an awesome idea that will strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to visit: You buy a ticket to sit in a circle and everyone shares their old AOL/AIM screen names.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Got a second Dunkin' coffee and then the skies opened up. That was a close one.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ideally, I'd like to be discovered by a TV exec so that I can star in a "CSI" spinoff for about 12 years and then disappear with the accrued earnings just as quickly as I had appeared.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This cooler fall weather has me standing in front of my open closet looking at my hoodies like I'm Bruce Wayne looking at the Batsuit.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A storm doesn't stop me from running on Dunkin'.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sky turned orange and red to the point where it looked like a floodlight was on, the wind is picking up, and the birds are acting strangely. If I don't make it, know that I went out with coffee and book in hand.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'll check myself, but I'll wreck myself if I damn well please.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Brutal nor'easter is supposed to hit this area over the weekend, so I'll be battening down the hatches and then just Lieutenant Dan-ing it the rest of the way.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If falling asleep on the couch and then having to wake up, shut everything off, and climb the stairs to bed ever becomes an Olympic sport, I'm going for gold. Also, I wonder if that would be a Summer or Winter Olympics sport.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The problem is people are just pushing their phones in front of your face because there's a video you just have to see.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Today's weather feels like brewery weather. ...I don't have plans to go to a brewery, but the weather is there.

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I haven't been to the (American) South proper, but maybe it's because I finished reading "Cold Mountain" and am now watching the movie that, when I stepped foot outside into the cool morning, I muttered in some terrible Southern drawl, "Tha' a righ' fall chill ou' 'ere."

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🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹 @samrc1987.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All right. I'll handle the day scenes. You put on night-vision goggles and handle the night scenes. Together, we'll watch the movie.

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