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River the Weary Weasel

@wearyweasel.bsky.social
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30's ● 🏳️‍⚧️ ● 18+ warning I touch computers. I am sorry.

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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Maybe I'd have more energy if I went out and exercised regularly.
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Joan? @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seaside Painted commission for AngieRox
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's been like 2 months since coming out at work and I still haven't formally requested a name change... The truth is, I don't actually know what I want them to call me. I just went with a feminized/shortened form of my old name for convenience. But now everyone uses that and I feel locked in.
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Note to self: Get a sealed coffee mug
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At this point I will retain job security purely through attrition.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The debate continues,
Nerdy mouse girl labeled 'girls on a five day cycle' saying

 "Basically if you're on Estradiol Valerate and can't get a different ester like Enanthate you should be on a five day cycle for optimal hormone stability.
It's easiest to conceptualize it as doing one shot for each day of the week in a month without repeating:
SThTSuFWM
I use the JAV Title
mnemonic device: Sexy, Three Trannies Sucked and Fucked on
Wednesday Morning"

Blaisé wolf girl saying "mental breakdown every Tuesday. Do my shot every Wednesday. Simple as."
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's cool how I can spend a month putting together a patchset to deploy a new appserver only for the boss to "revise" it into an indecipherable AI mess that no longer works.
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's wild that Gqux was a love-letter to the original series by long-time fans who are also seasoned veterans of the animation industry, and what they came up with was inferior to "What if Gundam school with lesbians?"
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Tomboyish Transfemme @naomihofficial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man, gqux would have been so good if it was good
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excited to go to a queer event this afternoon with friends! ... I probably should have gotten the flu shot last week.
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Kimmy W @ghostynewt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
Screenshot of an email:

Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me

Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;

I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.

According to our records,

1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members

Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜

If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)

—-

Regards,
   ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
   Partner Infra Platform Experiences team

As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™

New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!

Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Left my headphones at home so I have to just sit here and listen to the office on a day I really don't want to.
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合歓木ふわ@短期連載準備中💪💥 @kemodrg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ピロシキ食う女狐 中身は何だろね
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope I didn't fuck up my hand again by replacing a light bulb
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh okay depression over
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm telling you guys, you gotta put killcodes in the games you make now and hold them hostage. Day 0 patch set to automatically apply and delete everything if you aren't there to manually pause it. Go full Pandora Tomorrow. Your bosses don't know anything about coding, they can't fix it!
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol Internet's out at the office so none of the remote workers can do anything, but also nobody in the office can do anything because all our shit is on The Cloud and everything sits behind MFA!
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LRT glad I made the right choice lol
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Reminder that in '66 the Unabomber almost transitioned and then snapped and decided to declare war on the US government instead
For a period of several weeks in 1966, Kaczynski experienced intense sexual fantasies of being female and decided to undergo gender transition. He arranged to meet with a psychiatrist but changed his mind in the waiting room and discussed other things instead, without disclosing his original reason for making the appointment. Afterward, enraged, he considered killing the psychiatrist and other people whom he hated. Kaczynski described this episode as a "major turning point" in his life.[31][32][33] He recalled: "I felt disgusted about what my uncontrolled sexual cravings had almost led me to do. And I felt humiliated, and I violently hated the psychiatrist. Just then there came a major turning point in my life. Like a Phoenix, I burst from the ashes of my despair to a glorious new hope."[
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Memory is weird. I can't remember the majority of my childhood but I can remember the little hill at the back of my childhood home that I haven't been to since I was 5.
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bouncymae @bouncymae.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Izzy showing off~
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2Nauti @2nauti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
٩( ᐛ )و
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just spent literal days bashing my head against a problem that ended up being (partially) due to a file given the wrong owner and I am so ready for the day to end.
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So apparently there's this legendary Mexican place in town that literally everyone knows about except me? And it's just a drive-through shack on one side of town? And I'm just learning about it nearly a decade after moving here?
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes I feel like there's just no point in caring about things.
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Snake is Back
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Jane SCREAMix 🌙 @ayliffe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Columbo, with his cigar doing a very Columbo-y face
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ɡwɛnəvɾ (cat) (mads) @wheneverends.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
chainsmoker cat sitting on her filthy balcony smoking of course
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This year endes up being pretty bad. Maybe next year I'll get to go to MFF
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh it's going to be a "sharp, shooting headache" day today, huh?
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Breaking911 @Breaking911
Ave Maria University in Florida commissions sculpture of Jesus Christ embracing Charlie Kirk.

Quote tweet by rory @aurora_f
Jesus trying to stop Charlie from bleeding but the blood just keeps pouring through the nail holes in his hands
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The things I do to my poor stomach...
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did they ever figure out Switch 2 emulation?
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want
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🔞Good Girl Elliotte🔞 @elliotte-draws.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#15sketch sorry i havent been drawing much. i do not have a good excuse tbh.
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Someday I will find a second cup of coffee that perks me up WITHOUT giving me a major headache. And I won't rest until I find it!
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amphigeist @amphigeist.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Unwanted company
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'll be honest, I don't think I can wait for MGS4 to go on sale.
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LRP: Someone recently told me they were weirded out by all the pokefuckers thirsting over their favorite pokemon. My first guess was Goodra, the obvious choice.
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HipsterFlamingo @hipsterflamingo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Getting misgendered at queer trivia night feels like a right of passage.
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Aah I forgot to follow up with the rest of the team! I had to come out at the end of our weekly meeting >_< I was not prepared at all!
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A woman I've never met before just stopped at my desk, chatted with me, and then said she'll have to pass by my office more often. What is going on?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh I forgot to mention, but I did it scared, I came out to (nearly) everyone in the office!
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nothing says "employee appreciation" like AI-generated tshirt designs
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Women with sensitive nipples...❤️‍🔥
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
cleavage
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River the Weary Weasel @wearyweasel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wore a v-neck to work for the first time and flashbanged myself with some cleavage in the bathroom mirror
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