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Dawn Treader

@wearedawn.bsky.social
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They / She. Had theme songs featured on Comedy Bang Bang and Never Not Funny. I also make indie hip hop style music check it out on IG @wearedawn

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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 1h
This guy Justin from yesterdays episode of Jeopardy vaguely resembles if @mattbelknap.bsky.social was a total poindexter
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you listen to Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone, they read my letter about Bonnie’s dead snail on air this week! It may not seem like much but it’s surreal to hear Adam reading my letter and it making Paula Laugh. You hear that?! I made Paula Poundstone laugh! @paulapoundstone.bsky.social
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Comedy Bang Bang! A show for uncles! @cbbworld.bsky.social (Move over humanity /the animal kingdom)
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The algo is showing me white people Feng Shui influencers and from what I can tell core tenet is that if your house looks lived in you will die poor and should be ashamed.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is there anyone else who fits the category - surprisingly nimble fat guy who is incredibly hilarious - other than Jack Black and Chris Farley with that same level of fame? I’m talking high kicks, clumsy cartwheels and tears in my eyes. Maybe Kevin James but he looks too much like he played football.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wild ass times when Fox News is defending CNN.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Comedians have been punching down on Carrot Top for 25 years yet somehow are shocked at his attempted suicide. Shame on everyone who doesn’t see it as bullying if you don’t have to face the victim. Shame on anyone who has been mean to someone because it was the popular thing to do. High school shit.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey you know who is really smart and funny and fun and cool and handsome and nice and a good writer and someone who I admire on the whole as an authentic and genuine human? GARON that’s who! We joke but pls be reminded you do NOT suck, (save the times you may choose to) @mynameisgaron.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Listened to all of Destroy All Neighors soundtrack and immediately became embarrassed that someone so insanely talented has been made to listen to my dumb fucking CBB plug submissions. Amazing stuff Brett, and also I’m sorry. @brettmorris.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FOURVEL JUST FOLLOWED ME ON BLUESKY. DRUNK UNCLE FOLLOWED ME BACK. THE BATMIN HIMSELF NOW READS MY BULLSHIT.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More evidence that I have comedy brain damage is how many times I rewound this moment of the show Reacher while intensely giggling @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All of my public clowning on Conan for not having Jimmy or Scott on his show does not affect the fact that I would love to hear Matt Gourley on CBB or NNF as often as they’d have him. In character or out the man is a comedic powerhouse and I hope he’s getting that Conan money.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is the first time the name Ed Sheeran has been relevant in a long long time lol
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Omg you guys how did I forget one of the best things to ever happen in the history of humanity, that time Fourvel rap battled Cal Solomon?!! #neverforget @cbbworld.bsky.social @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The first time I met my father in law I was picked up for a highway drive. He is a classic rock and 80s music dude. We hit traffic due to construction and I took the opportunity to tell Pardo’s Steve Winwood joke. That man has loved me ever since. I’m sorry for joke stealing @jimmypardo.com
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone tell Conan to put Pardo and Aukerman on his podcast right now. He has done 700 plus episodes and hasn’t had the two most important men in comedy podcasting on his show yet. They’re not even strangers either he’s friends with these guys. Cmon Red. @jimmypardo.com @scottaukerman.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But seriously how has Conan not had Scott or Jimmy on his show? I really want to listen cause I like Gourley a whole lot but cmon Conan what the actual fuck are you doing?
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
IF DEXTER HAD A TIME MACHINE WOULD HE GO BACK AND SERIAL KILL HITLER?!? @cbbworld.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now I’m not saying he actually means it, I know it’s a comedy show, but i noticed Scott drops the “I don’t even want to be having these conversations now” line a lot more frequently near the end of the tour than he did at the beginning! @cbbworld.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wanna say I’ll boycott Conan’s podcast until he has @jimmypardo.com or @scottaukerman.bsky.social on but that means if he does it I’ll have to listen to his podcast
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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
We have to stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I mostly only experience advertisements when listening to Scott Aukerman cue up YouTube videos behind the paywall. I pay like $6 a month for Scott to play me ads he’s not even paid to run. Ironically an amazingly effective ad for YouTube premium! @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gen Z shouldn’t be allowed to make 9/11 jokes. The cutoff should if they didn’t wheel a television into your classroom to make you watch the events, then it’s not funny when you do it.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I first heard the name George Theragun I immediately guessed what the concept for the character was except for I assumed it was gonna be George Thorogood. @cbbworld.bsky.social
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Garon Cockrell @mynameisgaron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck Pink.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tears are a myth, it’s actually just squirt.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watching old SNL is a roller coaster consisting of “omg I forgot about this, one of the funniest moments in television history” followed almost immediately by Fred Armisen as Barack Obama. #snl #fredarmisen #barackobama #neverforget
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m listening to ‘Who Me?’ over again from the beginning and so far by episode 6 my favorite question I’ve heard the Batmin ask is “WHEN IS SHE?!” Truly incredible stuff. @cbbworld.bsky.social @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have this weird friend named Laurel who is just constantly accusing me of calling her Yanny.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I THINK FRED AND CARRIE SHOULD DO THE NEW THEME SONG @cbbworld.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m NOT patriotic. Fuck Canada honestly. But Lake Ontario was named by the indigenous folk who lived here before us. It’s been named as such since before Europeans ever landed here. Ontari’io comes from Iroquois and Wendat languages and means lake of shimmering water.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You know when I think about it, those Ripley’s people are pretty progressive for being so inclusive of skeptics. “Believe it or not”. Like, we have empirical evidence but if you’re still not convinced, that’s okay, all are welcome in this big tent. Now check out this lady’s fucking fingernails!
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Matt just so perfectly articulated how I feel about most of the weezer catalogue with his description of Beverly Hills. No one in the room seemed to laugh but I rewound this moment ten times and I have tears in my eyes 🤣 @nevernotfunny.com @mattbelknap.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Controversially I just want to remind everyone that you don’t know famous people. Every now and then someone from the television I love pops up and I google them and discover they died in 2007, and it doesn’t matter at all. I can still watch their films. I still can’t text them or call them up.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think the company Hot Wings should trade catch phrases with Red Bull.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I saw one person say “this is literally the worst day of my life” over yesterday’s news. A 26 year old office worker in Ontario Canada had “literally the worst day of her life” @jimmypardo.com
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When Matt Donaher said “Tyler’s part of the show!” (trying to justify theft) It made me realize that it’s possible for someone who has an actual social relationship with the show to also simultaneously have the same parasocial relationship to the show that I have. Inspiring! @nevernotfunny.com
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Having a baby boomer parent is awesome. Someone whose parents paid the downpayment on their mortgage and fed their children for their first ten years of life will call you lazy for asking to borrow a hundred bucks after they just went on a 2 week vacation. Just fabulous.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This whole trial is deeply misfortunate Seth Meyers. Unless they’re casting a movie about it in which case give him that role.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Revisiting some CBB world classics and episode 1 of Hi(nes) I’m prov to meet you just made me laugh Perrier into my nose during these are 5 things! @cbbworld.bsky.social @williebhines.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Apropos of nothing I think Jimmy would make an incredible courtroom television show host à la judge Judy. “The honorable Judge Jimmy presiding”, and Garon can be the bailiff, and Matt and Eliot can do the post presiding interviews! Only Jimmy can judge me. @nevernotfunny.com @jimmypardo.com
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If I could punch anyone in the face with no repercussions sure there’s a LOT of people who actually deserve it but for some reason I pick that subway takes guy every time.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I don’t celebrate personally, but I do observe the holiday with the dignity it deserves out of respect for my hero Scott Aukerman! @scottaukerman.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kayla Dickie absolutely pulling from the Karissa recipe book this week @lilyyily.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I love CBB live tour episodes because there’s always one guy who laughs with an explosive, long and loud first laugh like “AAAAAAAAAAAHHH HA-HA-HA” and he does it like 3-8 times a show @cbbworld.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Karissa really went 2 for 3 with “Axios Stocks” and “Hocksten Sherminator” followed by “Ombré Clabydia” - the first two are inconceivably cool but all 3 made me IJBOL or whatever the kids do now @cbbworld.bsky.social @lilyyily.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Garden Time this week was another oral report with Toni cut out of the mix! I personally think the segment Craft Corner needs to be weaponized for revenge. @toniahull.bsky.social
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Taco Bell blew the whistle on Taylor Farms, Pizza Hut is moving to tackle the literacy crisis in America, as opposed to the government doing their job. America is truly the most dystopian reality imaginable. So much worse than all the movies ever made it out to be.
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Dawn Treader @wearedawn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I only just realized just now that David Wain is Courtney on Bobs Burgers
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