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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)

@weaponx1974.bsky.social
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Angry. Two hundred years old. Dark themes. Straight. Violent. Crass. Written by #Trashmouth. Short-tempered, doesn't trust people, and doesn't give a shit. Animalistic. Both an X-Man and an Avenger.

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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 17h
//All will be well.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 19h
@angeloflight.bsky.social www.google.com/search?q=do+... //I'm NOT losing a friend.
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Google Search
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
//Don't give up hope.
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Blue Lantern Corps Symbol - DC Comics
ALT: Blue Lantern Corps Symbol - DC Comics
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
//You're not really gonna die, are you?
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
//I swear I have the same kind of memory problems Mumei had.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"God, I just want a day without hatin' myself."
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Mystical Mercenary HOLIDAY EVENT @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Took knows when you been good or bad and when you’re sleeping too far
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Happiness don't last for me."
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Logan and X-23: A Quiet Moment
ALT: Logan and X-23: A Quiet Moment
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Jubes is okay. Thank God. Can't stand losing anyone else."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Hey, jackass, Alba's been askin' about ya."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Why the hell ya bothering me?"
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Ah, fuck."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Meh. More for me. Let's talk, huh?" He doesn't know she's mute, so.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Hnh. Ya drink?"
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"If nothin' else, I respect yer bravery. Or stupidity. I ain't decided which."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He ain't like Victor. Sabretooth woulda gutted her soon as look at her. He's giving her a chance to back off.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He slashes at her, claws coming damn near her face.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Wolverine (Logan) Claws Extended: Ready to Fight
ALT: Wolverine (Logan) Claws Extended: Ready to Fight
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"You ain't nothin', kid. I fought Apocalypse himself. I came back from the dead so many damn times, I lost count."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Damn it. Unless she's a visible threat, he can't gut her."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"No."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guess it would help if he gave a damn, huh?
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Hnh. Ya want a favorite X-Man? Try Scott."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And he was expected to know that how?
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"You still got a chance, kid. Turn away from it all. You don't want this ta be yer life." He sighed as well, but more out of tiredness than anything. He was gonna try to help her if he could.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Reason I don't get close ta folks is cause, one way or another, I outlive 'em. I always have and will. A longer life ain't always a good one."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I've been around for a long time and I've been killin' for all that time." Logan didn't need his enhanced senses to tell that Neo was a murderer. After enough fights with Victor, he knew that smell.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@thehtedspidey.bsky.social "The hell do ya want, pal?"
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"He ain't harmless. He's the Merc with a Mouth."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I can smell the death on ya."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She ain't seen what he can do, has she?
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does she not see the claws? He's tryin' to threaten her!
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She ain't his type.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Come get a taste of adamantium. I'll cure what ails ya."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SNIKT! "Come a little closer, then."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If ya need him, don't. He's off in Canada trying to figure out who the hell he was. Somethin' about Lake Alberta is callin' to him.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keep starin', bub. See what happens.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
//She can get the early bird special!
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Romulus was one of the entities responsible for fuckin' up my mind and forcin' me ta do some fucked up things. Like ruining a kid's life ta make him a super soldier. Hercules ripped the rat fuck son of a bitch in half."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
//Got it earlier so I can fully get a handle on Logan's charming personality.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Normandy, France, 1944. D-Day. He jumped with the 1st Canadian Parachute Division. He was part of Canadian special forces, met Cap, saved Natasha, and sliced up Nazis. Even survived the Hiroshima atomic bomb. August 6th, 1945.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Few things escape the notice of Logan's nose. He'll pick up Remy's scent, no doubt. "Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Christ, Jubes came to me yesterday with doubts about shit like this and I brushed them off. Some friend I am."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"That's a stretch, but he's a guy I respect, at least."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I shoulda been there. I coulda taken the blow."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Wish I could give her my healin' factor."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"She better, 'Ro. I lost too many already."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"She dies, so does someone else."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Emotional Damage Meme
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone hurt Jubes? SNIKT!
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