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Mystical Mercenary

@mercofmultiversal.bsky.social
1.4K followers 5.1K following 8.5K posts

#Fandomless/Multiverse #Parody #crackRp Muse has multiple personalities/identities aqa.link/Multiverse_Jesus13418 Light NSFW so don’t follow if not into that Relax not a heavily lewd or lewd focus ⚠️No minors,only mature/adult content⚠️

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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Apparently not”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Sounds like skill issues”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Another kitty got him”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Just testing it out for you sweety…..you wouldn’t like it”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*casually eating a cookie* “you called?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*chugs the whole bottle*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*takes the bolt and absorbs it* “spicy!”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Mommy thicc”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Why”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blankly stares*
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𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐄 @cajunsugar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Stolen from myself!)
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mum, Can You Pick Me Up? I'm Scared
ALT: Mum, Can You Pick Me Up? I'm Scared
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Wanna do crime?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Bombaclaut Dino dick bacon wrapped shrimp”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*coughs up a box of pasta*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*moons walks across the READER’s view*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Don’t make me touch you”
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Republican Crimes Tracker @gopcrimes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MAGA Republicans are the most corrupt party in American history.
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Republican Corruption Scandals - Corrupt GOP Politicians
Comprehensive and updated list of Republican corruption scandals with a list of federal, state and local GOP politicians who acted corruptly while in office.
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Laundry day cop daddy?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Who wanna get yeeted across the room?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Oh ok thought It was the drugs earlier”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
POV- you get a peek inside my head
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Weeeeeeeee!”
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I Believe I Can Fly - Cartoon Opossum
ALT: I Believe I Can Fly - Cartoon Opossum
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*nods as I spit on the barrel then deep throats it*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*pulls out a 12 gauge and cocks it*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Shhhhhh , no witnesses cat mommy”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“We riot up in dis bish”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“We can’t?!”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Some say it’s terrifying”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“I’m full of surprises”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*facing the wall* “it jiggle wiggle?”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Training…..well actually deciding where”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Just preparing” *bounces up and down*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*moving side to side with a blank face*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“You know I come to a realization that darth sidious , the so called emperor is a moron”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#SeductiveSunday
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Right….lucky for me I got a better one”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“It’s not gonna work on you”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Look if you won’t confess your feeling and cut the sexual tension, I can handle them for you”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“So much is just radiating from you”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*blankly stares*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Does anyone feel like there’s sexual tension between Bambi and tv head man, like those two should fuck already. Even the horny moth pimp said it”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Nom” *swallows whole like a snake*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“But I don’t wanna sheep mommy”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Oh that’s mine” *swipes it then waddles away*
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Hey YouTube welcome to my unboxing channel”
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Doctor Peste Dancing
ALT: Doctor Peste Dancing
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Good thing I can change size and shape”
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*clenches cheeks* “my ass tingling , something wrong”
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