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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)

@weaponx1974.bsky.social
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Angry. Two hundred years old. Dark themes. Straight. Violent. Crass. Written by #Trashmouth. Short-tempered, doesn't trust people, and doesn't give a shit. Animalistic. Both an X-Man and an Avenger.

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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 3h
//No. Fucking. Scam accounts. I hope they all actually get bombed.
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Logan: I'm No Hero (Hugh Jackman as Wolverine)
ALT: Logan: I'm No Hero (Hugh Jackman as Wolverine)
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 3h
//Please piss me off further, you cocksucking beggars! I'm already angry!
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 15h
//You'll get interactions whenever I get to them.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 16h
"Get outta my way and stay outta my way."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I'll never stop being impressed by how descriptive you are. Meanwhile, folks are lucky to get a couple words outta me."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Heh. Well, I just hope you're okay with it not bein' a Holy Spirit."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I gotta hand it to @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social , he ain't a bad drinkin' buddy."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"It goes down hard, but it works. Burns like a son of a bitch."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
//I have conquered story mode of Wolverine!
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's going to have a farm in Canada that's his little piece of home. He just wants somewhere to be his so he can be peaceful for once.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"A man who has nightmares every night of his life is in pain. Boy, if that ain't true..."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
//Fuck the fight against Sabretooth! I can't parry fast enough and he keeps healing! God, I wish Victor hadn't been created!
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Once again, he's drinking alone in a random bar. Best to leave him be less ya wanna catch his claws.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
//New Logan game is violent, bloody, crass, and all around fitting for Wolvie.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
//Wolverine game when I get home from work!
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ICE don't fuck with Logan. He ain't above threatening them with his claws.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
//6 DAYS UNTIL I GET TO PLAY WOLVERINE!
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Ya want some, bub? I got ya." SNIKT!
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who's askin'?
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Ain't no self-righteous asshole changing the name of a part of my home country. It's Lake Ontario, you goddamn stupid motherfuckers!"
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Ain't that the truth."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Runnin' with the right crowd."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Damn right."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Even better. We don't wait for authorization here. We handle shit, bub."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"And now ya look the part. X-Force ain't for doing what the usual X-Men do. We handle the real shit."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He walks off, affording him his due privacy.
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pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The X-MEN Logo & Font Generator is live now! Featuring the classic blocky wedge-shape that made the original an instant classic. Now starts the countdown to the inevitable reboot of this generator, in keeping with the spirt of the franchise.
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X-Men Logo Font Generator
Turn any word or phrase into the X-Men '97 wordmark (same as the original 90's cartoon series) — the same beveled, receding-perspective wedge lettering that traces back through five redraws to Jim Steranko's 1968 original.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Hell yeah."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He tosses a large black leather outfit at him. "Welcome to X-Force."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Ya got any problems with wearing black leather?"
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Young Jeannie is gonna learn the hard way that ain't nothing easy in the X-Men. One way or another, things always end up going wrong with 'em.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Big ol' pile of genocidal metal."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Yeah, yeah." Flips her off with a claw before walking off.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"No foolin'? Tell ya this, ya mess around with my brain, I'll give ya an up close view of the claws right before I give ya a lobotomy."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Whiskey.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Frost's got a problem pokin' around folks brains."
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UCS Climate & Accountability Campaigns @ucsclimate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
1/7) Climate litigation is growing fast with nearly 3,000 cases across 60 countries Scientific evidence is already playing a key role. But what research do litigators actually need right now? Read our new report out today: Research Priorities for Climate Litigation 2026 🧵
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Research Priorities for Climate Litigation
Climate litigation continues to expand and mature, underscoring the importance of scientific evidence to support legal claims across the world.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Another day of livin' with memories both implanted and genuine and no idea which is which. Ain't a day goes by that he doesn't want to just have a normal day at the mansion. If his head was gonna kill him, it could at least hurry up and do it, then.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Heh. Let's see if we got something in your size, then."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Marvel's Wolverine
ALT: Marvel's Wolverine
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"You ain't a size small, are ya?"
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Only reason ya ain't got claws in yer gut is cause yer my friend, 'Ro."
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
She'll learn. She'll hear the screams and the bombs and she'll learn.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
She's just a kid who ain't seen men she likes and admires lyin' face up in a shell hole in water and mud with glassy eyes and limbs missin'. She wasn't there when the bombs went off at Nagasaki. She don't know combat.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Danger Room ain't a replacement for real combat. Logan knows what real combat is like. He's seen people die and lose themselves when the bullets fly.
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Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @weaponx1974.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Somethin' that'll kill her if she tries to fight it in the field. But if she feels qualified at all, then go for it.
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