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WeakShock

@weakshock.bsky.social
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Tech worker and sometimes writer. Cryptography (not crypto), photonics and computing.

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Mark C @largecardinal.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Lots more coming on this, but it's very nice to release this today! Happy world quantum day!
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WeakShock @weakshock.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Getting enjoyment in the progression from "Prince Andrew" to "Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor" to "a Norfolk man in his 60s" - if this keeps up we might end up at a proper crimewatch nickname. "The Beast of Sandringham" has a nice touch to it.
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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
...and to Tiny Tim, who will NEVER die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, Tim. He wafts his cap as he pirouettes under the lamps and hangs his little crutch upon the wall. He says that he will never die.
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Mozilla @mozilla.org · 08/04/2025
Governments in the UK, France, and Sweden are pushing proposals to weaken #encryption — putting your private data at risk. We need your take on E2EE to help us work to strengthen it. Take this short survey and help shape the future of the campaign: bit.ly/4i4LfXT
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WeakShock @weakshock.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
2025 looking to be off to a good start
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 20/12/2024
ok I went on their website and I'd really recommend it, if you too have the sense of humour of a greasy 15-year-old zugspitze.de/en/Our-mount...
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WeakShock @weakshock.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
As I get older I've come to realise that if you open a dip you need to commit to eating at least a certain portion of it. Too little it's going off too fast, too much and you've eaten a whole thing of dip. Use a separate bowl. Commit to the dip.
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WeakShock @weakshock.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Seeing as how everybody seems to have a perspective on the new Indy game, here's my two bits: Very good, captures not only the feel of the films but the spirit
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I come down for breakfast this morning and find my wife crying over the newspaper. She's reading about that murdered CEO. "His wife!" she says. "I can't stop thinking about his wife." I tell her honey, I'll do anything to make you feel better. She says "Will you apply for a job in health insurance?"
Rodney Dangerfield
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folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"
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WeakShock @weakshock.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
My thoughts on the situation in Korea:
An image of a tweet, message as follows: "Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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