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@wattznext.bsky.social
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Workin hard to keep that puppy dog energy and glass half-full vibe

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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1h
Is this a coded message about moto boy?
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 2h
No shit, that's like 20 mins from me, I should go check it out
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 9h
to move the argument up another layer of abstraction: Silicon Valley culture developed in a period where its social impact was relatively limited, and as "software ate the world" and its social impact has massively expanded those cultural values haven't been updated to reflect such responsibility
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 5h
@barryp.bsky.social I can't really explain it, but in your new avatar you look more like a Barry than you did before
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 6h
It kinda seems like that headshot was added by the photog or someone from People. Which makes it even better, IMO. I like the idea of this woman only caring about Steve Buscemi for being Randall and for absolutely nothing else, not even for being Steve Buscemi
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 6h
When I was a kid, For Better or For Worse did a story about a character coming out to his parents. Being genuinely curious & not understanding the implication, I asked my mom how she would react if I told her I was gay. She said she'd love me no matter what & I never raised it again, bc I'm not gay
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 7h
You can get em shipped for $3 less than retail on StockX
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 7h
Around 8-9 years old, when I decided the 7-Up tagline "Normal is boring" would be my new catchphrase
A green 7-Up can with a squiggly cartoon drawing of a chill 90's dude with speech bubble that reads "normal is boring"
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At the time, I was very upset. "oh no, I've been cursed by a witch!" and so forth. But has the years went on, I realized it's not really a big deal. I'm not into wind up birds and I don't really mind not buying one
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When I was a boy, a witch cursed me never to be able to purchase a wind up bird, because I picked strawberries from her garden without asking first 
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Bad experience! Haha
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fair. I've never had a bag experience with checking, and I think a gate check on a nonstop flight offers the airline almost no chance to lose the bag - although I'm sure they still try
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My guess is, they're trying to build up followers for a page/group so they can flip it. The slop video helps attract followers of a specific demographic, eventually the page followed by tons of right wingers sympathetic to truckers gets sold to a supplement company or some such
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Counter-counter point: gate checks aren't that big of a deal, long as it's not a multi-leg flight & you're not in a hurry when you land. Sure, gate check my bag. Now I don't have to worry about overhead space, I get on & off the plane more quickly, & I'll collect the bags while my wife & kids pee
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Work, it sounds like
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dude what the fuck
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
LOL, they somehow both telegraphed and fumbled that > Fuego😬
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kinda funny that ossified is used appropriately here, and, it sounds like you're accusing the media of being in Ossoff's pocket
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I apologize for right-of-way-splaining How was the show?
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man the White Sox are really good at striking out!
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You joke, and YET!
A real life honest to goodness 6 1/2 ave sign in Manhattan
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Starch Manning: he makes me stiff no wait what that can't be right
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's so badass man, how could I not?!?
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Speaking of which, check this out bsky.app/profile/brad...
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Ennui’d @bradleeonbass.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sometimes transcribing a solo you love sort of demystifies it, but even after picking it apart note by note, Larry Carlton’s most legendary guitar solo still feels like alien shit. Needed the 6-string #Bass and prob could’ve used 2 more frets: here’s the solo from #SteelyDan Kid Charlemagne!
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Congratulations!💚
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Still sounds like billable hours at Saturday rates to me!
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ope
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn't like these. I found them strange. They nailed the chicken flavor, but that seems to have been their downfall. It was too chicken-forward, rather than maple & butter with hints of chicken as befits a cookie
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey if it makes you feel better, that image is me just trying to imagine what a proportional integral derivative controller even is!
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
More well known, but Tug McGraw is country singer Tim McGraw's dad. Tim didn't even know, he only found out when he happened upon his birth certificate in a closet when he was 11!
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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyone who sells you a tool that promises to outsource the work of your relationships, or the loving tasks of connecting to our friends and family, is someone who is trying to rob you of your own humanity. For god's sake. Say no to this. Say no to all of it.
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been heads down working, turns out I listened to the opening track of M83s new album on repeat for 30 mins without even realizing 😵‍💫
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh man, I joke that in my town, every yard is granted at least one gigantic tree. Prepare for pictures
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gave this a quick spin, was definitely not expecting Vanilla Ice style rapping about the trials and tribulation of Rosa Parks, and yet...
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Big if poo
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seeing Kara's poem again, I'm getting the sense Kara's parents read her a lot of Shel Silverstein
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If those are my options, Dixie
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm glad Trey just teased whatever he did, bc now I can learn what it's called via the @phish.net notes
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Holy shit the back half of this Golden Age jam is the TITS🤘🏼
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OK, maybe this is a wedding after all, but if so it's happening in the Balkans or something
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not a single one of them is wearing a suit. And there's no women. And there are two different 1 liter bottles of soda on the tables. It's some kind of semi-formal event at a catering hall, but I don't think it's a wedding
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🫡
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's all men and half of them are dressed casually. What the hell kinda wedding was that?
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If only some had shared flowchart that does exactly that
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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your loss!
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