karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 9hFinally got to Lord on Luna Snow in #MarvelRivals All my babies 🥰 Need to lord some more DPS heroes. Working on Namor ✨ 120
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 10hHaven't had Hayu in forever so catching up on a LOT of Housewives. My autumn sorted 🙂↕️ 030
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 13hCrazy to me seeing people defending a basic 2 bedroom apartment in Dublin costing €500,000. "You have to consider the location, it's Dublin. It would be this expensive in Paris or London". Comparing my little dinky chopped city to London/Paris is absolutely insane 💀💀💀 2100
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I left my earphones case in work on Tuesday and I miss them so much 😭 010
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hello it's been a minute x I hope you're all well 🙂↕️❤️ 050
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just had my first cup of tea of autumn and ohhhh summer is so so so over I can't believe 060
Reposted by karl 🌺✨Jomi✨ @jofig92.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Two new designs AND a promo sale? What a treat. Candles will be slowly restocked -- Life has been a bit wild and wacky lately, but there are still some left 😅 1208
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I am sick of shaving my head and face. Release me from the little hair I have. I yearn for full alopecia 💀 240
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Having loved Zara Larsson before she blew up, I'd listen to Midnight Sun in my room in summer 2025 and think "I wish this was more popular. I wish everyone could experience this joy". Cut to last Thursday I was in the club and it came on, and everyone was screaming it at the top of their lungs 🥹 151
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Notice how most of the people assaulting her are 70+. I take some solace knowing these horrible coffin dodgers will be gone sooner than later. 120
Reposted by karl 🌺onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25. 3729791280
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am sick sick sick of your bullshit. And when I'm not sick, I'm TIRED 140
Reposted by karl 🌺Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Feminist theory remains undefeated in explaining the weirdest parts of the Trump administration. I'm just going to keep posting this skeleton-key-to-MAGA passage, written over 40 years ago, until everyone gets it. 582843812
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My favourite plant has died, possibly of root rot. I'm genuinely so upset, it was thriving recently and grew two new big leaves. It was so beautiful, my baby 😭 020
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Jesus CHRIST I love Florence Pugh. Need to watch her entire filmography. 000
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Making buses and trains cheaper is genuinely one of the very few things the government has done right in the past 15+ years and now it's been undone. 090
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I love talking to men on dating apps! It's not totally weird and awkward that he said this and nothing else even though it's been half an hour! UNMATCHED ❌ 150
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I should have never learned to tank in Marvel Rivals because now I am enraged whenever some dumb fuck with 3 hours on Magneto is doing nothing, terrified to push forward, and crying to me about heals. You hop on heals then and let me drive this thing 🤡 110
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Low-key insatiably horny in the office today what the hell is going on 😭 0100
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Feel like this is my time to say I never understood why Rufio was A Thing™ It's like when you join a new friend group, and everyone loves this one guy, and you're just totally unaware of what's so special He was always just a bit meh to me. Kinda cute at the time, but overall I was underwhelmed 👀 010
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026People posting "who?" is actually so embarrassing at this stage. You are aware that's what old boomer men do on the daily... Lil Nas X broke records like this as a new face with a country song. We weren't doing "who is this????" to him. People just yearn for a yeehaw moment 🤷🏻♂️ 251
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Uncle has started asking me to do life admin for him againstatic.klipy.comNo No No Don'T Do ThatALT: No No No Don'T Do That 140
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Habitually swiping left on men from South America on dating apps because they always work to make me feel uninteresting, fat, and dumb 🫠 100
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Need a napstatic.klipy.comCute Kitten Yawning and SleepingALT: Cute Kitten Yawning and Sleeping 041
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Not in a bad mood today and going to an engagement party 🥰 0150
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Kinda really devastating Azealia Banks is one of the worst people in the world. She coulda dominated :/ 030
Reposted by karl 🌺gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I like to drink coffee and feel bad 1010913
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In a terrible mood but hoping you're all having a nice Saturday 😌❤️ 0240
Reposted by karl 🌺Just Joshua @noshayminthat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Talking to your mates after your first time in a gay sauna: 35215
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Went to a crisp/chip festival tonight. Delicious salt 😋🧂 140
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I fucking LOVE this song. I was listening to it in the shower on a group trip to Amsterdam, and when I came out my friends were like "big fan of JoJo Siwa are you..." I was like THIS IS THE BLUEPRINT. YOU DONT GET IT 😭 010
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Someone gave me wrong information, corrected me like I made the mistake, and when I said that was the information they provided me with, they just corrected me again and didn't apologise...... Ok bitch happy Friday to you too 🙄 150
Reposted by karl 🌺derek @reindeerek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026who is waging spiritual warfare on these girls omg 2302
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I once had a lesson on Marvel Rivals while playing Scarlet Witch that was really reminiscent of what Wanda learned from Agatha about the runes. Basically they also had a scarlet witch, and every time I tried to ult, she'd use her stun ability to cancel it. This happened at least twice. 100
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Kinda wild that MAGA tried to ruin Hunter Biden's reputation with leaks of him smoking crack and having sex with sex workers, but all they actually did was give him a platform to show how likeable he is and crucially, let us know that he has a fat cock. 150
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Weather is so so bad here and there's a music festival Zara is playing on this weekend. I've never been more happy to miss an event... It would be hell camping in that rain. FOMO gone. 010
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Futurama is so good at doing emotional storylines. Watched the ones with the seven leaf clover and the one with Leela learning who her parents are recently and was fully sobbing by the end of both, ESPECIALLY the clover one 😭 060
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Adore the mutual respect/care Sue and Felicia have for each other 🥺❤️ #FantasticFour 010
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Lashing rain rn and I am so at peace. I really do belong on this grey island. 070
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026A sign summer is ending is that I am watching a lot of films 060
karl 🌺 @waterotter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I cannot put into words how exciting I am for this oh my fucking god 150
