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Snark Attack

@washed-blue.bsky.social
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All about that #DadLife, sports & critical thinking. Twitter refugee looking for what that place used to be. Spent 19 years as a Florida Man and lived to tell about it. Dogs rule. Make America a Democracy Again. I get the show.

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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 15h
Still can't believe JSN dropped that pass on 3rd down. Would have been a first down in relatively easy FG range. 4th down play was close, and definitely a product of the Niners' pass rush and coverage. Seemed like Kupp was short (probably), but that dropped pass absolutely killed the last drive.
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 18h
can't say I've ever seen Red Zone breathlessly replay a team taking 30 seconds to snap the ball but here we are and it's tremendous. what an exquisite ending.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18h
The NFC East is just the NFC South if people had heard of it
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18h
(Aristocrats voice) THE NFC EAST
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 18h
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. It's a tie! The literally stupidest way to end an OT that was already incredibly stupid
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 18h
If any game deserves to end in a tie, it's this Giants-Commanders OT debacle
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CyberTruck owners:
NFL graphic that says

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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 19h
Wish Andrew Siciliano was still Red Zone host. The breathless overexcitement and injecting "football" needlessly into phrases wears on me.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/10/2026
Susan Collins claims that our reporting about CEO Martin Kao’s bribery allegations took him at his word. That’s not true. We reviewed a trove of FBI evidence and legal records. Here’s how we independently corroborated much of Kao’s account.
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Watch: We Uncovered Bribery Allegations Involving Susan Collins
In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe of politicians including Sen. Susan Collins — until Trump gutted the unit in charge. ProPublica has revealed the ...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/10/2026
It's Artificial Intelligence. It's Twitter. It's the Gulf of Mexico. It's Lake Ontario. It's the Department of Defense. It's the Kennedy Center.
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How in the world can a team as experienced as the Liberty *not use their reset* with a backcourt inbounds, down 3 and 4.3 seconds left? Was this the Bizarro Playoffs?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
incredible this will get little to no coverage
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jackson Chourio's base hit walks off the Padres, Brewers lead the series 2-0
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Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baseball… it’s good
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jackson MF Chourio. Holy crap, what an at-bat. What a finish
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn. 104 low and away and Chourio somehow got a piece of it
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy shit, Mason Miller has walked the bases loaded in the 9th and here comes Jackson Chourio
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mason Miller vs. the bottom of the lineup with Game 2 in the balance
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Padres 3, Brewers 2, bottom of the 9th and Yelich just stole 2nd with 1 out.
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yikes, that's a Tim Krumrie in the Super Bowl ankle injury. daaaamn
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
are the raiders for real
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That Hockenson slide at the 1 cost a bunch of people a lot of money. LOL. Ugly, but never really felt like the W was in serious doubt
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
vikings gonna viking
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it me or does the floor at Ballhalla look a *LOT* brighter today on NBC than either of the two games on USA?
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How bad a matchup is Dolphins-Vikings? The other three late games were less than a minute from kickoff and Red Zone switched off the game in Minnesota to literally show and talk about "how close these three games can kick off to each other." Dolphins: Feel the excitement!
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well done, Cincy. Throw short on 4th and long so you can have a guy tackled with a yard to go and let the Jags run out the clock
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wow, Brissett throws into the flat with his team inside the Giants' 5 and throws a game-clinching pick-6
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never will understand why Scott Hanson feels compelled to try to do play-by-play on 3 or 4 games at once. Switch the audio to the appropriate game as needed and then fill in details as needed.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 04/10/2026
that hit had a launch angle of 49 degrees and exit velocity of 105mph and in the statcast era that has never once resulted in a home run Exit Velocity: 105 MPH, Launch Angle: 49° BA: .037 1B%: 0.0 2B%: 3.7 3B%: 0.0 HR %: 0.0
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The ball Ty France hit might still be going up if it wasn't for the roof. Holy crap.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France hit some wires running near the roof that knocked down what may have been the go ahead home run which was then caught for an out
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
France hit an absolute moon shot that looked like it was gone and then ... it hit the roof
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dear god that ball hit the roof in Milwaukee
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy crap, what a tremendous second half for the USMNT against El Tri, even before the red card
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did not expect Miz and Robbie Ray to both struggle in the first three innings like this.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got another anti-trans campaign ad just now and man just fucking leave the trans folks alone already. Fuck’s sake.
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drew Rasmussen was RIDICULOUS tonight. Yankees pitchers were really good and Rasmussen still outpitched them. Fun game.
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have those ads with people imitating loud, bad sports announcers describing mundane activties convinced *anyone* to use Gemini?
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I absolutely love Gabby Williams' post-game on-court interviews at Ballhalla.
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whoa. Switched away from the WNBA game for about 10 minutes and the Wings are suddenly up by *13*?
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who possibly could have foreseen that putting an absolute scumbag of a media personality on the team could have gone wrong?
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Wings-Valkryies Game 3 is tremendous. Back and forth, the stars showing out. Ogunbowale is so much fun to watch, but did not expect Tiffany Hayes to be getting to the bucket so often like this.
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Surprised, Northwestern got approval from Evanston to shoot off fireworks after a score. At a *night* game, no less!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would like to put all those frat boys in a cage with a gorilla for a few days just to see what happens. Like as an experiment
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
It sure is interesting what things the NFL will not tolerate and which ones it will
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunningham is -13 in 12 minutes. Please remember that when she is released at the end of the year and claims it was for her political views.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/10/2026
OMG you have GOT to be kidding me
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
43 freaking points. In a win-or-go-home playoff game!
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Snark Attack @washed-blue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy crap, what a 4th quarter and OT by Arike Ogunbowale. There's in the zone and then there's this. Wow!
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