Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 01/03/2026 Never tell the shaman at a medicine circle that you don’t feel anything. 000
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 09/02/2026No one knows how to block them. No one understands the timing. It’s hard to watch. 100
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I don’t even think it’s an insult. I’d LOVE someone to bankroll the resistance while exhibiting shockingly good logistics. I mean…shit. I hope he’s right. 010
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Wonder if Nick’s playing partners will acquiesce to that. (They won’t) 010
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 01/01/2026It’s Ole Miss. They play “We Are Charlie Kirk”. 090
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Traded voicemails with John Voigt while trying to run interference for the McCain campaign. #TrueStory 000
Reposted by Warren AblesBolt451 is the name of the scientist @bolt451.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction 38833760202
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Celebrating the end of the world by living mas. Dios mios. 010
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Fuck both y’all. We got both. The people who walk their dogs here before they go to work are bigger heroes than Kevin Durant’s mom #HoldItDown #HTown 100
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Live look at @alexkirshner.com when finding out the Steelers are signing Rodgers.media.tenor.coma baby monkey is sitting on a couch wearing a sweater and looking at the camera .ALT: a baby monkey is sitting on a couch wearing a sweater and looking at the camera . 050
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I will hear those songs, and be pissed off.media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man singing into a microphone in front of a band .ALT: a black and white photo of a man singing into a microphone in front of a band . 010
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 04/06/2025I can name zero UFL teams and considering I wear the guilt of having once bought the Spin Doctors on both CD and cassette tape, I feel like this fact is the denouement of my pop-cultural redemption arc. 110
Reposted by Warren AblesBigCat @barstoolbigcat.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Good Luck Gambling Turtle! Retweet for good luck! 085
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I can’t wait to bring a blue tooth and blast out a “Still Tippin’” from the back seat. #HTown 000
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 30/05/20251) Yes he was, just not by name 2) 1000% agree that we knew he was deficient. But we didn’t know the lengths to which his inner circle tried to hide it and how 3) Without question. But if we’re doing “what about…” and comparing leaders to Trump, we could do that on every single facet of the man 100
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 30/05/2025There’s no audience. But why? Have Dems become like Trump supporters where they can’t call water wet? I don’t care. He got his advance. He got paid to do the job. And it’s a story that needed telling. If people don’t care, that’s on the idiots at Random House. 100
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 30/05/2025But does that mean his story about Biden is inaccurate? We think that night a year ago where Trump won the presidency because Biden couldn’t string together two sentences was the first time it had ever happened? 200
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 30/05/2025We think he just decided to light himself and career on fire for no reason? He told a story. No one cares. The reason the book didn’t fly off the shelves is that revealing Biden was too deficient to do the job without enormous accommodations is a revelation on par with “the sun will rise tomorrow”media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a cnn logoALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a cnn logo 100
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I was 11 in 1985 in a college town. We had college radio. Dorks listened to Richard Marx. We listened to The Connells and Hüsker Dü and Drivin N Cryin and Pixies and Smithereens and Guadalcanal Diary and The The and Uncle Tupelo and Mojo Nixon. It was awesome. 241
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Watching American World Cup qualifiers at Jack Dempsey’s on 33rd across from Empire State Building. Knowing you were gonna have to take a 1AM train or try and find a taxi that late was rough. Start time from Kingston…10:30 EST.media.tenor.coma man is laying in bed with the words i am tired written on the bottomALT: a man is laying in bed with the words i am tired written on the bottom 010
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 28/05/2025The expense report for May I’ve dreaded doing for a week, took me 20 minutes. Oh..hi, ADHD…thanks for reminding me to practice self care. 010
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Desensitized. We’d never seen images like the ones that came from Osutheast Asia. Also, the Malia picture was more personal with the girl’s face filled with terror. 010
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 25/05/2025We’re ripping it up tonight with this and some sugar free lemonade. 010
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 24/05/2025A fucking sandwich or hiking in some mountains in the Pacific Northwest. 000
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Do three years sober beers count? (Strongest my ass) 110
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 23/05/20251. Sturgill Simpson in Houston, circa 2016. 2. Black Crowes in Memphis circa 1992 3. Allman Brothers in Nola for Jazz Fest circa 1996. 4. Uncle Tupelo Lafayette’s in Oxford, MS circa 1994 5. Dead & Co IN San Francisco for last show of proper summer tour run circa 2023. 100
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Most impactful contribution to pop culture to emerge from 2000’s Oxford, MS… @stevengodfrey.bsky.social or Bass Drum of Death? 030
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 18/05/2025“Earlier” is telling in relation to arrogance. Such a “we know better than our constituents” approach. Thats fine if it’s about the technocracy of the Fed or global diplomacy. It is dumber than shit when it comes to choosing electoral candidates. 110
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Jesus Christ no wonder Dems can’t do anything without accidentally stapling their dicks to their leg. These are the folks in charge of defeating Trump.media.tenor.coma woman singing into a microphone with the words " we are screwed " above herALT: a woman singing into a microphone with the words " we are screwed " above her 000
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 16/05/2025May 16, 2025. The day my son called “Hey Ya”, “that Pre-K dancing song”. And that he wanted the “good Outkast music”. 000
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!media.tenor.comtwo men are standing in front of a crowd of people and looking up at the sky .ALT: two men are standing in front of a crowd of people and looking up at the sky . 000
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 14/05/2025We are indeed…too dumb to care.media.tenor.comdonald trump is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . 010
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 14/05/2025And you know that because it was filmed on a day that ends in Y. 020
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 14/05/2025So that means roughly 50% were too dumb to vote at all. 000
Warren Ables @warrenables.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Uh…aren’t they?media.tenor.comdonald trump is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . 150